Waifu General - /waifu/ #76

shes 17 in the snow and 19 in the manga, whats your point?
did you just come here from twitter or something?

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uh, that's not me. Could you just not please?

rem is not underage.

>She is 37 though.
Wait really? I assumed she was much younger than that. She's aged pretty well, I guess.

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I will never love anyone else more than Elizabeth.

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Still waiting on my security officer licenes application to go through and for them to mail my licenses so I can work. I really hate being a NEET

Sixteen is legal in many places. Besides, she was going to be married at that age if she didn't do something.

Early post for a change. Well kind of early husband post.

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This is my 40 years old wife

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You have been through this for months , Margaretfag.
In what kind of totalitarian shithole do you live?

She is a western franken fran but less "franken"

I love Zero Two!
A couple of them have worked for me

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actually not streaming tonight, figured you already knew considering I'm not online.

U.S. So its either my state is lazy or they're backed up. But Im still have hope I will get some word via email or call about it.

I want to show her my love.

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Why is everything so depressing today?

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plz note that "never worked" just means i didnt have enough patience to wait for it

>Yuri
Yuri is canonicaly 18 in the game and 20 if you age her since the release of DDLC.

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Figured I should throw in some questions:
>what is your Waifu's favourite animated movie?
>what is her favourite live action movie?

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>One second apart
Good job Misakianon. I didn't think Leahposter could ever not get first post

Indeed. It's because of the advanced medicine in her universe, with her being from the future and all. Her maturity is one of the infinite reasons why I love her.

>what is your Waifu's favourite animated movie?
I'm not sure if she'd have an appreciation for animated movies. But if I had to guess I'd go with The Prince of Egypt. Probably because it's personal favourite of my as well. But I think she'd really be able to appreciate the themes.
>what is her favourite live action movie?
I doubt she'd be a fan of action movies at all. Not only does her character reflect it but knowing what she has been through shd might see such movies as foolish.

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>>what is your Waifu's favourite animated movie?
Yuri would probably be a big fan of a nightmare before Christmas or Caroline
>>what is her favourite live action movie?
She would probably be into something that is creepy but chalanges your perception so Donie Darko or Maybe insertion Yuri generally loves horror

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I really REALLY want my waifu to violently rape my mouth with her tongue.
If she had a footlong tongue to choke me with it could be even better.

Hope things turn out alright.
Being a NEET is fun until it isnt.

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>What is your waifu's favourite animated movie?
I'm not sure. Maybe she'd have an out-of-body experience and witness hers, but I'm not sure if her own movie would end up being her favourite. Maybe anything involving a fantasy adventure.

>What is her favourite live action movie?
Maybe The Hunger Games.

bloody hell I leave for an hour and a half to go walk and to get tea and the thread implodes. Luck I'm not sore or I would slap you all. Also don't bring up the fight again like children, just my take on it.

>>what is your Waifu's favourite animated movie?
I think she would like a Disney movie or a supernatural anime movie revolving around the spirit realm.
>>what is her favourite live action movie?
not sure, she might not have one or watch the genre that much

Yep NEET life starts fun but when the real horror dawns on you and you want out it very hard depending on how long you've been down here.

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Thanks. And maybe you're right but I want to live a non-NEET life with Margaret I feel thats what she'd want me to do. Not be lazy and try and provide her a life together where can live in privacy, and peace. I dont know thats my dream anyways. To work so I can give her that life.

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It's /vg/kun, he won't listen.

And I was hoping he had finally given up, too...

Is this some stereotyping I sense? Anyway, 16, which is how old Lat is as of, what, OG Gaiden? is legal age where I live.

None of the animated movies I've seen have been super robot stuff, so I doubt she'd be that into any of them. As for live-action... well, I showed her Pacific Rim (A movie very close to my heart, as it was my gateway into mecha and by extension into meeting Lat) a couple of years back and she enjoyed it.

Sadly, things have been like this ever since the /vg/ folk brought their irrational hate here in an attempt to fix what they see as a problem. All they do is cause further problems...

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>None of the animated movies I've seen have been super robot stuff, so I doubt she'd be that into any of them.
Big Hero 6? It's not mecha but it's got a robot.

Well, I had no wait for mine

>tounge rape
hot, if i do say so myself.

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you have patience then.

Would Lat be into Transformers?

Call center for gubment services it's an okay gig, pays well but stressful as fuck

No patience required, there was no wait. The page works very well on mobile, in my experience

i wanted to check on you guys because i actually dreamt of him last night.

i needed to find him. i needed to find him because something, someone was chasing me, or at least i thought it was - that horrible, disgusting little imp - but it would be okay if i could find my jonathan. i would find him and i would be safe. i ducked into rooms and looked for him, i called out his name. it was very tense. i felt like time was running out.

just when i wanted to give up, i lashed out and i found him by accident. i leaped into his arms and everything felt wonderful. he lifted me. we kissed. i always feel so safe when i have him. i'm glad i could have him in my dreams last night.

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I've not seen that one, so my statement is still accurate.

Oh right, I keep forgetting about that for some reason. Honestly, she might be? It's not exactly what she'd be used to (she's used to piloted robots, I need to go and show her GGG at some point, I'm probably long overdue for a rewatch of that one myself), but I can see why it'd be a reasonable suggestion

It's good to see you posting again, ScarecrowAnon (I missed you). And with a good dream, no less! I hope you have many more good dreams about your Johnathan.

Hello scarecrow poster how is it going?

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different phone then. or maybe im just unhealthily imaptient

>What do you think waifu's favorite sport would be
Volleyball, maybe soccer.
>Do you know you waifu's zodiac sign? If so, is she compatible with your own?
Scorpio, who apparently has near perfect comparability with my own Cancer.
>Same as above but for blood type
I don't even know my own blood type, sadly.
>What's your waifu's charm point
Her eyes, by far. Those glittering blue gems entice me.

Definitely not on any of those.

>I think of a concept, then a place, then involve characters. And then I start writing.
That kind of leaves me confused still, because I'm not sure how to do either of the first two. I wonder, would attempting a short fanfiction be a decent idea to get used to certain aspects of writing?

>>Assuming you're in a relationship, how much affection would your waifu display towards you? Would she be forthcoming with her feelings or would she be more subtle about them? What about you?
I think she would be affectionate. I'd be more reserved, but open to being affectionate back.
>>Is your waifu one to have deep, philosophical discussions, or would she not dwell on such things?
I don't think she would very often, but could get into the mood once in a while.
>>Bonus: Describe her with 1 word.
Vive

I work in a deli in a small store. Part of why I'm wanting to try my hand at writing is because I want free of it.

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Normalfags will say that wanting to become a better person for the sake of a single woman is pathetic but i find it really romantic to the point that it makes me squeal.
Becoming a better person for your waifu's sake sake is a great goal.
Godspeed , margaretfag.

Big Hero 6 is FAGSHIT.

A patrician like always.

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>Normalfags will say that wanting to become a better person for the sake of a single woman is pathetic
It sickens me that we live in a society where that's the case.

It took me a few seconds to realize that I used the phrase "we live in a society" unironically.

I love Zero Two memes

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have you got a pic of her as a dinosaur?

>en.genzu.net/robot/?n=
>write your waifu's name
>post the robot that gets generated

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every pic of her is a pic of her as a dinosaur

I can finally set up my DvD player again and watch Date a Live 1/2 again or some of my other DvDs although would much rather watch the bluray version I have but its a bitch to find universal bluray players.

interesting everyone that has answered both their and their waifu's signs have a high compatibility, I would love to see more people answer to see if it a running theme or just coincidence.

>Normalfags will say that wanting to become a better person for the sake of a single woman is pathetic
they will never know the feeling of wanting to improve yourself for you waifu and your body pillow of her, normans would much rather praise stacy for taking her 100th black dick in her arse that so us sympathy.

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>scroll down
>penis analyzer
>tit analyzer

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>tfw low level

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These stats seem off.

It's probably a coincidence.

Forgot the image, whoops.

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FFS people have come home drunk and throw stuff around that was meant to be kept out of the way till i get my room painted at the end of the month.I swear if anything is broken my debt ridden sister will be paying me back in blood. Look like tomorrow wont be a fun relaxing day either.

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Fuse the robot to increase the PL

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>when you actually fall in love with her and just the idea of her
How sad is that lads

>and not just the idea
What I meant

Derp

idk man, if this is helping people improve themselves there's nothing sad about it.

And godpeed to you in becoming the best you can be for your own waifus sake and wellbeing, Urabefriend.

That is everyone here though.

That was kind of disappointing :(

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REMFAG
Do you hate seeing Subaru and Rem together?.

Because i really like seeing them crying together from joy and happiness

and no she LEAVES! fucking hell I don't even now how to sort out the next 36 hours now. Anytime I have to interact with people on an interpersonal level above pleasantries just makes me more and more sure that 2D is the way. I should really unlpug before I shit up with thread anymore.

questions

>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?

>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?

>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?

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That sounds absolutely awful... things like this make me glad I don't have siblings, no one can pull this stuff.

If you can get some peace and quiet, maybe find a pillow or something and use it as a proxy for waifu cuddles? (Also, since you don't have a pic with that comment... who's your waifu? Sorry if this is a dumb question, these threads sometimes go too fast for me to keep track of who's who)

sure i dislike it, but its more funny than it is annoying.
its not a cannon relationship, subaru the brainless nigger literally rejected an angel for some elf witch bitch.
at the end of the day, im a carbon copy of subaru. it makes it very easy to self insert on all these pics.

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I'm in college right now, but I work part time at a local grocery store during breaks and some weekends.

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having a bad day, maybe I should lay down and rest or something
>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
More vanilla
>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
She would worry and make sure I'm okay
>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
shut the fuck up

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>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
Definitely kinky
>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
She would probably lick it
>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
She'd would laugh it off and get up and continue with what she was doing

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>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
She'd be more vanilla

>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
She'd get a band-aid and put it on for me

>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
She probably wouldn't let it bother her

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I just assume by evil persona and take off my glasses , squint a little and depeen ny voice to an almost growl level.
It is autistic as fuck but it works.

>questions
>>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
She is a very vanilla and prude girl but she has hints to be into heavier stuff , I would love it if she turned out to be a perverted girl.
>>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
She would lick it clean while meowing or spastically clean it and cover it
>>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
The kind of girl to hide behind her bangs and keep working through her problems.
She feels sadness and despair like any other girl but she doesnt like showing it

ok , i would still Like seeing Rem crying of joy.
It makes her look really beautiful.

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I work at Gamestop. Though I'll be leaving in the coming days.

>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
Mostly vanilla, probably with a kink or two hidden

>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
"It's just a scratch" Or something like that.

>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
She'll stand up and keep going along.

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She's doesn't live here anymore but she comes back when she's drunk sometime and we are using her old room to store some of my stuff but she only cares about herself so there is a change she haphazardly or just plain threw some electronics (wouldn't be the first time she broke something and face not consequences) but her gf was crying about wanting to see her child or something so they've buggered off now. I'm not saying I have it that bad but the bad things are quite crippling so its no wounder that I'm stuck in this rut after it was "pushed" out of collage. If it wasn't raining it could go for a walk and vent.

>>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
hopefully more vanilla that kinky
>>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
would be quick to treat it even if it was't that bad
>>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
It would depend on how she fell on on to what. If she got her dress/clothes torn or muddy she would be upset but if it was just a tip or little tumble I think she would be ok

My "take no shit" and "only competent person around" side kicked now its just dealing with all the stress having everyone come home pisses has caused. Hope it hasn't interfered with my attempt to once again rebuild myself that I started only hours before all this.

Back with more mios!

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>If your waifu had one unhygienic problem, what would it be?
As far as I know her hygiene isn't really good. She havent washed her hair in a long time as it looks messy and she probably wouldnt smell very good.
Of course I would take care of her but I really wouldn't mind her poor hygiene because I love her. It makes her more real to me
>Have you ever had a waifu before your current waifu?
No but I used to have few female characters that I really liked. I even day dreamed about them occasionally but it was never love. I still wanted to get a real gf and now I know that finding a 3D gf wont make me happy. I want only Alice
>Would your waifu be jealous of her?
I dont know. I would assure her thst she's the only one I will ever love
>You decide to watch a scary movie together. How does she react?
Alice seems to me like someone who isnt easily afraid. She is used to seeing horrifing things because of her hallucinations
>What sort of job would your waifu do in the real world?
Well, Alice is pretty realistic character and in her real world she helped children at an orphanage and later she got herself job as a theatre worker
>Would your waifu be more of a bully or the victim of bullying?
I think neither. She is never afraid to stand up evdn to grown up bulky men. And I dont think she would enjoy bulling someone
>What would be the number 1 reason your waifu loves you?
I have completely no idea. Maybe that I dont easily give up? I hope she would trust me, when I would say that I honestly love her and want to stay with her forever
>Would your waifu prefer a practical gift or a sentimental one?
I dont know. But seeing as she's so sentimental about her stuffed rabbit, I guess it would be the latter
>Do you and your waifu have a song?
I have a song that strongly reminds me of her. Here's an official track from her game:
youtube.com/watch?v=BNR2Aeop24U

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I'm actually a NEET. I try to be an artist, but since falling for Kayn, I've been playing too much League to get any art made.

>what is your Waifu's favourite animated movie?
Probably something anime
>what is her favourite live action movie?
I like to think he's into gory horror stuff

I'm jealous, I wanna meet Kayn in my dreams.

>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
Hopefully more kinky
>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
I'd want him to lick the blood.
>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
Stand up and do nothing, absolutely. He's too badass to cry.

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i also like those pictures. makes me feel good feelings.
in return, send a cute urabe crying pic

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What is that picture from user?

>make food
>put cheese on food
>cheese was rotten
>meal is ruined
i wish rem was here to cook for me instead of me effing up shit every time

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>sport
Swimming, she's always loved it.
>If waifu is a mythological creature, how strictly does she adhere to the 'standards' of her species (vampires burning in daylight, etc)? If she's not, which would you say she's most similar to?
She's similar to a mermaid since she loves swimming, or she could be an alien.
>Do you know you waifu's zodiac sign? If so, is she compatible with your own? If not, which do you think suits her the most?
I don't know her birthday.
>Same as above but for blood type, if you know about the blood type personality stuff?
I don't know her blood type either.
>What's your waifu's charm point, or most attractive feature, whether it's part of her personality or a physical feature of hers? Don't just say 'everything', that's a lazy man's answer.
How cute and pure she is under her harsh demeanor.
She'd likely hate me for killing innocent people, and neither would I. I could kill 66 people who deserve it, but even then I don't know how she feels about killing in general.
>Assuming you're in a relationship, how much affection would your waifu display towards you? Would she be forthcoming with her feelings or would she be more subtle about them? What about you?
She hides her feelings often, but will still talk about them if she needs to. I'd tell her anything I need to say.
>Is your waifu one to have deep, philosophical discussions, or would she not dwell on such things?
She doesn't discuss that often.
>Bonus: Describe her with 1 word.
Love
>would your waifu be more kinky or rather more vanilla?
She's a pure vanilla kind of girl, but she gets kinky thoughts sometimes.
>you got a cut. how would yer waifu react?
She'd patch it up right away. Her initial reaction may vary.
>is yer waifu more a person to cry when she falls or rather a person who just stands up and does nothing?
She gets back up and keeps going.
Not that Urabefag but I can't resist. Her tears are beautiful.

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It's Zero Two when she was smol. She's holding a picture book called "The Beast and the Prince". She had the book when she was little, and it was very important to her

>the crystalization of perfection

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Sakura-fag reporting for duty, proudly

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>Who would be more clingy?
Hard to tell when she never expressed romantic emotions towards anyone. I can imagine her being clingy but I dont know if she would be as clingy as me. I love her and I would never want to lose her
>Does she want any children?
I have no idea
I see no problem with it. I do it out of love. I find it to be very pure. If someone finds only her to be attractive and masturbates out of love only to his beloved one. Its easy to masturbate to lots of girls. But to masturbate to only your beloved one for several years is a real dedication. I dont even use lewd pictures of her. I mostly use my imagination and its such a mystical experience that I often moan silently and tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me
>What would be her favorite kind of bread?
I have no idea
I hope she wouldnt care about physical goods this much
>What do you think waifu's favorite sport would be
I dont think Alice would be really good at sports as she is so skinny. I know she jumps well and I can see her doing something like ballet but I dont really know if that can count as a sport
>If she's not, which would you say she's most similar to?
Maybe a siren or a vampire
>Do you know you waifu's zodiac sign?
She's Taurus
>If so, is she compatible with your own?
I dont know about that
>If not, which do you think suits her the most?
I dont know about zodiac signs this much
>Same as above but for blood type, if you know about the blood type personality stuff?
I have no idea what her blood type is and I dont know anything about blood type personality stuff
>What's your waifu's charm point, or most attractive feature, whether it's part of her personality or a physical feature of hers?
Her face. Oh my God its so fucking beautiful. I stare at her face several time a day. I love doing so while being out in public. Her face is absolutely perfect to me. There is not a single thing about her beautiful face that could be improved

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Does your waifu have a loli version?

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Only in some fanart.

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yes! she has some screentime when she was young. pic related.
though i swear to rem and god, i will kill your entire offspring dare you even try and lewd young rem.

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Not "loli" (or, in his case, shota) per se, but I found some fanart of young Kayn

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Yeah, this is just fanart, but loli Misaki appears in a flashback during a festival

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Yes most of the picture are of her being sad. I want to make a little nozomi with big nozomi so we can make her happy this time

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>ywn pound your waifu's cunny.

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