You do have a REAL ID don't you, user? Sorry can't allow you to board a plane with just your passport anymore...

leech off those who comply with the spooks obviously. If I were more competent I'd go innawoods though.

dhs.gov/real-id-public-faqs

I got one because I don't have a passport.

it's not coming into effect until 2020 and my license expires this year. new york is compliant so when I get my new license I'll get a compliant ID. I don't get this thread, who are you trying to bait? having a license or passport already means the government tracks and knows about you.

>dhs.gov/real-id-public-faqs
Nigger this is what it says:
passengers with a driver's license issued by a state that is still not compliant with the REAL ID Act (and has not been granted an extension) will need to show an alternative form of acceptable identification for domestic air travel to board their flight. To check whether your state is compliant or has an extension, click here. Passengers with driver's licenses issued by a state that is compliant with REAL ID (or a state that has been issued an extension) will still be able to use their driver's licenses or identification cards.

Starting October 1, 2020, every state and territory resident will need to present a REAL ID compliant license/ID, or another acceptable form of identification, for accessing Federal facilities, entering nuclear power plants, and boarding commercial aircraft.

It's just new standards for id issueings, a passport IS valid

I would live in a jungle.

Jungle seems like it'd be one of the worst choices for environment. Disease, parasites and other shit venomous creatures potentially.

>Disease
What Disease? You have a skewed perception.
>parasites and other shit venomous creatures potentially

>he doesn't know how to handle cobras.

Yeah, my state issues proper drivers licenses.
Wtf are you talking about flying is cheaper than ever. I have a round trip flight to Japan in April for $580 dollars.

>I have a round trip flight to Japan in April for $580 dollars.
nice, from where? lowest I've seen from JFK is $800 or so.

I would imagine living in a tropical environment like a jungle would increase disease risk in general when compared to more moderate and tame environments.
>Cobra
I think more of south america than africa or southeast asia when I think jungles.

Orlando. I bought my tickets back in January. Right now I know southeast Asia on star alliance carriers is pretty cheap. I might plan another trip to Hong Kong.

>get on plane
>get seated next to woman
>itch leg at some point during flight
>"EXCUSE ME!? THIS MAN IS JACKING OFF ON THE FLIGHT"
>sit next to ugly awful-smelling foreigners
>deal with their shit smell and farting throughout flight
>get window seat
>some little fucking faggot behind you starts kicking your seat and you can't say shit about it or his yuppie faggot father will get mad at you
There should be more plane crashes to be honest.

do you have layovers? I've paid $100-200 more just to avoid stopping. 14 hour flights alone are bad enough.
I'll check out some other Asian destinations though especially if it's cheap.

>sit at window
>have to ask people to move when you need to pee

>sit in aisle
>have to stand up to let people go pee

it's a fucking catch-22. the only escape is exit rows and those have issues as well (no underseat storage for your backpack).

>Sorry can't allow you to board a plane with just your passport anymore
What a bunch of bullshit.

There is no direct flights to Orlando to Tokyo my dude. ANA or jal doesn't have the 787s to spare for such a long and thin route.
>being awake for anything other than takeoff and landing
>not downing bunch of sleeping pills before getting on the plane
Wew lad

>I have a round trip flight to Japan in April for $580 dollars.
My last vacation in Asia was 408euro round trip ;^)

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do you stop at LAX or SFO then? I live 15 minutes from JFK so I've never had that issue.

I know but that's what happens when you don't live a whole world away.

>not using the based passport card
Lmao fucking retard

I stop at IAH first let and ORD on the second. I usually have layovers at DTW,ATL or MSP when I usually go to Japan since I've flown Delta for god knows how long.

>when you don't live a whole world away.
???
US and Europe are the same distance from i.e. Japan.
West coast is CLOSER than central europe

The real id isn't a new id, you just give extra info to the DMV like birth certificate and shit, then they give you a new drivers license with a color changing star printed on it (some states it's a different shape, CA is a bear). It's still your state issued ID retard, the government is just adding standards for getting one

Also, you can still board with just a passport OR a passport card retard

>MCO-NRT
6300nm
>FRA-NRT
5000nm

???

You can still get a state issued ID card that's not a drivers license

It's literally just giving the DMV a birth certificate and proof of residency along with some other random official shit with your name on it. You get some dumb star on your driver's license and that's it

Lol passports are always valid ID
I think you're talking about passport *cards*, which are completely different and also totally fucking useless

>6300nm
you picked the utmost western US point
>5000nm
Paris to Narita is 6039 miles

What compels you to lie about trivial shit like this?
Are you brain damanged

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"Sorry, sir, We can't allow you to purchase alcohol at our establishment unless you have the new REAL ID cards"

I never really understood this about the US. Most countries have an ID given to every citizen regardless of what state they're from. It's just a national ID, same for everyone. Simplifies everything.

in the US we can't have nice things because that violates people's freedom somehow, I don't remember what the reasoning is

Each state is basically its own sovereign country, with laws at the federal level mandating each state respect the laws of each other state. Were it not for the Social Security pyramid scheme, there would be no federal ID system, just IDs handed out on a state-by-state basis, with states deciding what the requirements are for one. Asking your question is like asking why the EU doesn't hand out European IDs to every resident of an EU member-state regardless of which country it's from.

Faggot.

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always found it weird how american IDs have all this height, weight, hair colour shit. in UK it's just name, picture, DOB, address

it's because the pictures are always so poor, you can easily see if it's not the real person if they're shorter or have different features. they don't list weight though.

>Paris to Narita is 6039 miles
It's 5256nm.
And no MCO isn't the furthest west.