How to get dicked at the gym

I hear the gym is a good place to get laid. How do I find someone to fuck there? In the showers?

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Lots of faggots on Grindr. Try that. If that fails, try whisper

1x neck hang

ew, those apps are for fags

Wear bright, girly colors, make extended eye contact, and linger in the locker room/showers. Godspeed user.

Who told you that, faggot? People want to lift things up and put them down in the fucking gym

By walking into traffic. This isn't fitness related. Can't wait till it's legal to hang fags

Ask them
>feeling f-fit b-buddy haha

how are gyms not fitness related?

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>h-hey, are you working out?

Roiding for this

please stop homosexual

>I uh uhm guess I'm just a lucky guy?

>its funny because we are in a gym so of course they are working out
Lol, just flex a 'cep and ask them "How's this for a start?" Then again I'm not autistic like you and I know what guys want.

The gym is a terrible place to get laid.

Also story time, was at the gym once with my buddy and another guy wanted to shower with him after his workout.

He was like, nah brah I'm not into that.
Then like 5 minutes later he's showering and I hear the pitter patter of running feet.
Look over and the guy is running towards my buddy in shower stall.
The guy from before throws open the shower curtain my to my buddys stall.
>nut rockets all over him.

We unironically beat the shit out of him and he's now banned from the gym.

I wish it wasnt true.

Fuck faggots, fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and FUCK JANNIES

This story had a lot of potential. Shame it happened to someone who's friend is a shit writer.

lol, these fucking fags man

This thread is making me hard as fuck!

Anyone here unironically an ethno-homonationalist? Non-whites and females are inferior, after we can have children in artificial wombs, women will be useless
>assuming that they aren't now

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Also FUCK THIS FAGGOT OP

You know why this isn't fitness related you fucking faggot. Jeusus christ no wonder this place fucking sucks now. I hope you die of aids

user, you know you want to lick his pecs, stop denying it. Females are inferior in every way