>1400 page paper due in 8 days
1400 page paper due in 8 days
Nolan Diaz
Colton Hughes
the absolute state of 21st century man
Caleb Davis
you have plenty of time to do it, faggot
what is it about?
Wyatt Sanders
i'll write it for you if you pay me
i used to write essays for money when i was a student
Luke Ramirez
Splice infinite jest with gravity's rainbow. 1 word from GR after every word from IJ
Easton Gutierrez
[x for y in zip(*infinite_jest,*gravitys_rainbow) for x in y]
Camden Stewart
>10 months due in 1 page
How fucked am I?
Kevin Johnson
>120 word paper due in 4 months
thinking of dropping out
Nolan Cooper
Have to wright abc on those lined paper teacher gave me for teaching us bigger and lower case letters
Due next week
What do
Mason Johnson
are you rewriting the entire lord of the rings trilogy?? WTF subjects soak up 1400 pages?
Luke Gutierrez
>1/2 page due in 3 eons
I don't have enough time ffs...
Carson Thomas
I literally wrote a 1400 word paper in an hour today, and that paper netted me an A.
I know this is a troll, but I wanted to brag. Going back to school has been easier than I thought
James Gutierrez
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I NEED 3 MORE WORDS TO GRADUATE. FUCK.
HELP ME OUT HERE. GOD. DAMN.
Cooper Torres
It was actually supposed to say 1400 word, but page was funnier to me. I actually do have a 1400 word paper due in 8 days. Nice work though user
Charles Garcia
Well get on it you lazy fuck. If I can write a 65k+ thesis for my doctorate so can you write one silly ass paper a mere 2% of it.
Jonathan Wilson
Have to write a sentence before the end of 2019
>thinking of dropping out
Kayden Lopez
>11 letter word due in 17 pages
oh fuc fuck
Brayden Cooper
1 Planck length letter due in 57 trillion universal lifespans
Nolan Sanchez
> 2 dues year in 5 pages
Jayden Gomez
Better get the move on then bud
Christopher Wilson
>8 paragraph sentence due in 11 magnesium half-lifes
WHY GOD! WHY!
Owen Long
>TWELVE WORD SHITPOST DUE ON R9K RIGHT NOW
I AM FUCKED LADS
Luke Richardson
>there is a maximum and minimum number of words required
This is what I hated about university. This does not apply to real life. You use whatever number of words required to adequately get your point across. The fewer the better but having to cut out important bits is just as horeshit as having to put filler words in to meet minimum requirements
Anthony Johnson
Imagine making a six word post.
Nolan Hill
>GODDAMN 5000 WORD POLICE REPORT DUE IN 10 MINUTES
Matthew Young
>1 phonetic syllable due at the heat death of the universe
just fuck my shit up
Ethan Rodriguez
that's like... 5 pages tops.
Landon Lee
>1400 pages
>5 pages
pick one and only one
Nicholas Butler
Yeah, didn't you read the fucking post, retard? You are dumb. A stupid, dumb, Jow Forums poster who can't read.
Aiden Gomez
>single sentence due in 15 years
why has god abandoned me
Matthew Davis
>singular consonant due before we reach the Poincare recurrence time.
it was over before it even began huh?
Eli Johnson
kek'd hard at this. dfoksd
Daniel Howard
> 1300 page revealed holy scripture due in 3 days