Give me one reason why i need you if i have this

give me one reason why i need you if i have this

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having a microphone is nice, but eventually you'll want somebody to share your life with so you'll have something to sing about.

I cook, clean, and do laundry.

No one here gives a shit what you need you fat cunt. Get off our board.

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How about you give me the reason instead

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haha that was so funny it made my pussy laugh oh wait no it didnt that was just my vibrator

no matter how hard you clutch your pillow or your teddy .
it doesnt offer the sweet comfort of another persons soft skin.

you will be alone after your orgasm,
in an empty bed
with no one to hold you
no one will care weather you will fall asleep right after or get up for a snack.
you wont enjoy a moment of relaxation where you spread out and entagle yourself with each other.
you wont know the feeling of running your hands across his back, or the feeling of his hands running across yours.

Honestly its always been a fantasy of mine to have a woman strapped down to a table, legs spread. I put one of those big wands on its highest setting and press it all in. I know you're only supposed to use the tip but I want to shove it all in like a dildo. The pain that the woman would feel would be part of my pleasure. I'll force it in and make it go as deep as my man arms can force it too.

So I can use it on you

You can't cuddle with a magic wand

I am very warm as a person, and can keep you warm at night. I can also assure you that you are pretty when you are feeling ugly, and help pick you up when you're low.

Ok that one comment was pretty sadistic

why would i bother doing anything for a numb cunted bitch

I wish someone would give me money for one of these I hate being a poorfag.

If you become my irl gf I'll buy one for you

lmao guys think they can compete with this

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2 extra hands means 2 extra wands

Holy shit such obvious bait. How is anyone falling for this bullshit?

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Every "fembot" post is bait
I just respond to them because it allows me to pretend that I'm interacting with a real girl

Honestly friends can give you same emotional fufillment

How much is half of your hatitchi worth?

It turns the rape in to a lovers tussle.

I can clean, do the dishes, wash clothes, cook you meals, pick up groceries, keep you warm at night, take you to nice places, keep you safe, keep you company, pay your bills, walk your dog, take care of your kids, and use it on you to help sexually pleasure you. There doesn't need to be a compromise.

It will never give you this, however, this goes both ways men and women

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A vibrator can't hold you. A vibrator can't kiss you and tell you you're beautiful. A vibrator can't come inside of you and then cuddle afterwards.
I'm saying this as someone who loves her vibrator.

Can I do those things for you user?

>tfw genuinely can't think of a single reason why a woman would want my company

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Without men the electricity would turn off.

Holy crap you are marriage material. Also consider those dubs checked.