Are you strong enough to carry your mom around?
Are you strong enough to carry your mom around?
Charles Rivera
Jace Jenkins
Yea she's barely 50kg I can comfortably carry way more than that.
Luke Brown
what the fuck is your problem? fucking perverted asshole
Robert Gonzalez
didn't know that steven crowder was a porn star
huh
William Young
>not carrying your mom around
You have to return the favour for when she carried you when you were little.
Robert Price
Yea this. It's not weird anyways you've already been inside of her.
Mason Thomas
I like fapping to Mandy Flores since she kind of looks like my mom but hotter.
Anyone else fap to pornstars that look like they people they know?
Henry Edwards
Yes I can carry her around.
Luke Bennett
Unfortunately, despite being relatively Jow Forums I think I could only carry my mom about 20-30 feet, as she is roughly 190 kilos
Samuel Roberts
Yeah i fap to Tara Tainton because she kinda looks like my mom
Ayden Turner
All the time. Hotter versions of my mom too. Keri Lynn, Wifey, Kelly Madison..
Easton Cox
Wish I had retard strength.
Michael Campbell
No
But that's because I'm a foot taller than her and she still outweighs me
Benjamin Nelson
Nah, I'm a skelly with fucked metabolism and can't gain any weight. Thankfully she thinks it's cute and just randomly hugs me.
She doesn't really look like any pornstars I know of, I just jerk off with her panties or picture myself fucking her.
Christian Brooks
Only Chadson has the requisite upper body strength to carry mom around the house.
Easton Perez
Dude if this is her id fuck your mom
Joshua Ross
Based chadson crying wojak poster. I see you senpai.
Jaxson Phillips
No, it's some amateur milf posted on /b/. Same with this one. My mom is a brunette, though.
Dylan Rogers
Not even kind of. My mum literally looked like McKenzie Pierce. Fucking hell, I had to hold myself from raping her so many times.
Mason Powell
>Tfw you were born via c-section and bottle fed, so you truly never have known the sensation of momflesh, whereas your younger Chadbrother on the other hand...
Anthony Young
>momflesh
Why is this making me laugh?
Easton Ross
No one's that strong other than competitive weightlifters.
Easton Davis
I've banged her standing if that's what you mean.