A new way of defining zoomers

If you were alive on December 31 1999 and remember what you were doing you are not a zoomer

If you were alive on December 31 1999 but don't remember what you were doing you are a negotiable zoomer/millennial

If you weren't alive on December 31 1999 you are a non-negotiable zoomer

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i was only six but i remember watching NYE fireworks with my parents so I guess I'm borderline.

that's the shit thing about the bell curve, you can't get everyone in a gen catagory

I remember what I was doing on December 31, 1999 but I was only 4 years old. There was a legendary party at a club with costumes and shit and it was amazing

My brother and I were sleeping on my grandma's floor in these fold out chairs we had.

Looks I am a zoomer. But if completely detached from my generations pop culture.

I was playing that game on the evening of the 31st December 1999.

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I was alive and dont remember it but im also the youngest in my immediate and extended family so having grown up with millennial siblings and cousins id think i lean abit more millennial

I was at a party in my apartment block with my mom and as I was running around, just playing, I ran into a lamp and it fell and broke. I ran away crying and my mom came chasing after me then yelled me because it was midnight and I ruined it for her by making her chase me and miss the celebration.

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>born in 1987
>remember January 1st 2000 but not December 31st 1999
>tfw Zoomer

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I was born in 96, my earliest memory is of the lights going out and everyone running to the streets

I was like 1 and a half so I wouldn't remember shit, however unlike most Zoomers I am conservative and easily annoyed at modern culture.

I don't even remember what I was doing on Dec 31 2017, and you expect me to remember 10x as long ago???

wow you are so mature for your age :)

>1999
I thought Zoomers were 1997 and after?

I don't remember what game I was playing on 12/31/99, but I was at my uncle's house, where there was also always a Nintendo system on upstairs.

fucking zoomers kys

lololololololol Y2K
The computers were all going to think that the year was 1900 instead on 2000 because of shitty code, and some people thought it would launch nukes or make the economy collapse due to damage caused by bugs with date checks
pretty sure nothing important happened except for people partying like it was 1999/end of the world

Let's pick a more important/memorable date.
If you can remember 9/11 your are a millennial or older.
Or maybe Dec 31st 1999 was memorable enough. I don't know, I was 4 months old.

I distinctly remember banging pots and pans at a friend's house when the clock hit midnight. That's about all I remember from that day. I was 8 at the time.

>non-negotiable zoomer
At least I don't have the taste of one, I'd imagine.

What year starts for the millenial?

Every source i read says different but 1980-1982 to 2004

this doesnt help at all

I remember there were 2000's on everything. God Damn toilet paper with 2000 printed on it.
I whipped my ass with the new millennium.

>1980-2004
Yeah, I don't but the idea that my 15 year old little sister and her 37 year old math teacher are the same generation.

I also was six but I remember going outside and looking at the stars (lived in rural area) and then feeling regret for years later that I missed the biggest ball drop of my life

Gen Y is more like 1985-2000 or 1980 to 1995, there's not a defined limit

Who else is watching in 2019 and born in the wrong generation?

I don't remember last year
Fuck you

My little city used to hold a new years parade and drop a giant paper mache pear at the stroke of midnight. People of all ages would come out and it was the biggest event of the year because development hadn't really caught up with rate of population growth enough to have very much to do entertainment wise. This year was a lot bigger than previous years too since it was to ring in the new millennium. There were vendors all over selling food, hot drinks, toys, and bullshit y2k souvenirs. I was about 8 and had one of those big plastic bugle things and was running around trumpeting it when I got sweapt up into the crowd and lost among the drunk uni students gathered around the spot the pear would come down soon. A neighbors kid who was in his early 20s and used to babysit my siblings and I saw me and along with his freinds picked me up and carried me around as midnight approached encouraging me to keep blowing the horn. Afterward he found my parents and we all got some chili at a little corner deli/drugstore that had stayed open for the festivities. Good memories.

>Y2K isn't memorable
Zoomer detected

If you can't remember 9/11, you're a zoomer
>that wasnt original

I dont remember what I was doing in 31 december 1999

But I do remember worrying about the millennium bug/Y2K freak out.
What now?

Amazing new year, highest snowfall in 50 years, back when my life was good...

zoomer/boomer is a state of mind, not to do with age. you can be a 30 year zoomer or a 18 year old boomer.

Id prefer it if you didnt lump me in with these flossing fortnite loving mumble rapper adoring sub 90 IQ retards thank you very much

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Oh my god, at first I was wondering how I could remember a specific date but then I realized it was new years eve. My mom had a little new years party for my sister and I early. My sister was just 2 and she was upset when the confetti fell and she grabbed her toy broom and kept saying "uh oh! uh oh" and trying to sweep it up.
it was extremely adorable.

1998 is Zoomer too, right?

Hahaha. I love this post.

That was certainly an epic post good sir, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>born in 2000
Early zoomers are the best.

eh, i don't really care, it's just a made up word
I hate "hype beast" culture with their flexing and their "huvverboards" and their shitty "yuh, ay, yuh, ay" mumble rap and their overpriced wearable advertisements they've been programmed to think they're cool for spending a lot of money on and their constant spouting of "oof" and the such, that's what you wrinkleskins seem to hate about my generation too
i give myself a pass

I said I was 4 months old. Of course I'm a zoomer.

I was reading the first harry potter book and couldn't break away. I finished the first half of the book then got violently ill right before midnight. I was 12

Zoomers fucking suck and they're all gay. All of them. Only millenials are gayer.

Why do you hate us so?

By what it looks like, everyone is detached from pop culture. The only people I saw that like pop songs (other than xxxtentacion and shit) were 2 roasties. Also a few 11-year-olds, but they're not people

i dont understand the zoomer hate, they're the next generation of robots whether you like it or not

I don't even remember what I was doing on New Year's Eve 2018, user.

The rap. I hate zoomer rap so much. It's always just some dirty cough medicine junkie making wheezing noises to a beat. How do people unironically listen to this fucking shit.

I was 9, so I'm a millennial, but fuck if I remember what I was doing 20 years ago.
I can't remember what happened 20 minutes ago.

I remember being a teenager and hating everything that was popular at the time. I thought it made me "unique" and "mature", but the reality was that I was insufferable to be around and I had no friends.

Not liking things isn't a personality, and most people outside your demographic don't care or have an opinion about any of this shit. Years from now you'll look back on this time and wish you had been less of a prick.

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What if your just so old you don't really remember

27 year old boomer here. I agree, although I hated my generations music too. Also this is Herb the spider i saved from drowning in my bathtub.

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Barley a millenial, what's it like being that old? Is your hair falling out?

I was 5 years old most likely playing some
NINTENDO 64 HAHAHAAA

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generations are a meme and once again it's just people trying to divide each other for no reason. being born in 1994 doesn't give you any kind of wisdom over someone born in 1997 and vise-verse, chances are you basically grew up with the same shit and whatever opinions on things you hold (hopefully) come from your own thought and aren't influenced by anything else

everyones definitions are really arbitrary and that's why generations are a flawed concept imo. i fall under either a millennial or zoomer by a number of definitions and relate more to millennials by far, but i guess unless i was born before jan 23rd 1996 at 5:49pm or something i'm completely unable to understand or relate to anything gen y's do

i mean trap appeals to a lot of people like ~10-30 it's not just a gen z thing, trap is a product of gen y and it's enjoyed by many generations. i hear more people complain about soundcloud rappers than i do those actually praising them

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Yea. It's thinning real bad and i will probably have to shave it clean next year.

>i hear more people complain about soundcloud rappers than i do those actually praising them
Why is it happening at ALL? What the fuck is gangster about drinking delsym and making internet references?

based spider bro original spider

>Years from now you'll look back on this time and wish you had been less of a prick.
I keep waiting for this day and it never comes. I can dislike anything that is as objectively bad as a 19 year old mumble rapping about going through his moms medicine cabinet.

I was born late 1996 but I don't remember the 90s
like 97-99 are blank for me
I'm a fucking zoomer huh? Damn

i dunno but i guess that's just how stuff like that works, rock n roll 2.0

I'm not saying you'll like the things you hate now, you just won't care about the things you don't like.

It's better to find things you have in common with people than things that are different.

I am 30 years old, what makes you think you have to tell me this shit. I can still hate things while liking other things.

Your old and irrelevant shut it old man

There it is, that youthful insight to guide us all away from the soul crushing darkness that is our future.

>tfw I don't remember anything from my childhood past 4 or so because it was just a long uninterrupted stretch of mad isolation and neetdom until 23

No.

Real way (numbers are years of birth):
- LostGenerationoomer = late 1800s
- G.I.oomer = 1900-1925
- SilentGenerationoomer = 1925-1944
- Boomer = 1945-1964
- Xoomer = 1965-1980
- Yoomer = 1981-1995
- Zoomer = 1996-2014
- Alphaoomer = 2015-present

Meme way (numbers are ages in years):
- Boomer = 30 and over
- Zoomer = 29 and under

Was born on December 24th, 1999, what do you think?

That game was more fun than I expected.
Makes me want to go play one of those GBA frogger remake games I never tried.

Were they good?

Dude get off your fucking high horse lmao. Dude says he feels detached from pop culture and you go on a long winded rant about you being le epikk introspekktive

Fuck off dumbass