Mom told me to talk to at least one person per day

>Mom told me to talk to at least one person per day
How do I talk to someone in uni? How do normalfags just make friends? I don't understand any of this...

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>talk to at least one person per day
I don't even know how to talk to one person a month...

Sit near people you think look cool, ask to work together when you can, ask what they like to do, try to do things you both like together.

>walk up to person after class
>durr man this class is getting tough huh
>yea whatever
>first time you take it
>sure
>me too, so how you blah blah
Something like that. You might or might not click with that person, and it might be very awkward, but if you do that every day you'll eventually make friends. Or just become that creepy dude. Try to prevent that.

Talking to people in college is easy in college..just walk around with a cig or offer to burn or do drugs with someone..dude it's easy?

Not him, but I tried the same approach as you, only to get branded as a creeper, and nearly kicked out of uni. for harassment.

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Can you just do that? I would feel so awkward asking that and would probably sound like a creep.

I don't know about walking up to people but I've been thinking about asking this girl who sits next to me about how her week has been. But I have lab only once a week so I don't know what I'm supposed to do for the rest.

>Cig
>Drugs
I'm not a degenerate

you gave probably the creepiest approach imaginable in this thread.

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Have you tried Grindr yet? Heard it is robot frieny

lie to her op. don't talk to anyone but tell her you're talking to TWO people per day

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i think it's better to ask a question about the class first then make a joke about how it;s hard

>You might or might not click with that person, and it might be very awkward
don't approach people if you're not going click with them and make things awkward...
>but if you do that every day you'll eventually make friends
you'll eventually get a reputation as the creepy dude, which further stifles your chances at socializing

>walk up to person after class
>durr man this class is getting tough huh
>yea whatever
>first time you take it
>sure
>me too, so how you blah blah
Oh, the cringe.

>t. obvious american

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Don't do anything.

No, really. Just act normal and go about your business. I'm pretty much the least extroverted guy around and I've made zero attempt to talk to anyone.

Eventually, I just happen to make friends over time.

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You need to find an activity that someone is doing that you relate with and have a reason to approach them.
E.g. if you see someone playing on their laptop and you know the game, then go up and ask how far they are in it and if they like that genre generally. If the teacher is late, turn around and ask someone if they know where they are.

Don't force it, you'll get to know people by happenstance and if they are friendly you can build up more common conversations with them over the passing days / weeks.

I have been doing nothing and it has gotten me no friends at all.

Say, "Hi" to them and then ask a generic question like "How are you?

Proving once and for all that all drug users are normalfags. Fuck E T fuck Ritalinbot fuck Jannies

just be attractive. doesnt matter what you say

I am tho. I can easily attract any girl online once I send a pic of my face. Doesn't work too well irl when you're actually a beta

same except once I find someone to talk to it never becomes an actual friendship, just a class buddy to talk to

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Go to where all the clubs are tabling and pretend to be interested, you slut.

>mom

GTFO!