Come on, crew, show them
Last text from a (biological) female other than you mom or sister
Hudson Ross
Cameron Diaz
I don't have a phone or any form of social media to be contacted by anyone and even if I did, I am not acquainted with anyone.
Luis Torres
Obvious bait but I'll bite. I lent her my calculator.
Bentley Kelly
imagine thinking thats how women text
Brandon Walker
Got a text from a girl I met at rehab asking how I've been last week. Didn't reply tho, I don't wanna interact with humans outside of Jow Forums.
Joseph Green
>that filename
Okay you sad fuck
Oliver Gray
It is a saved screen shot, you mongs
Jordan Wood
I was seeing Lego Movie 2 and she popped in to say hi in the interim between "Hey" and the other text.
She's good people. Very taken but Lord knows I'd pounce if she wasn't. Thicc and flexible, lemme tell ya it's a hell of a combo.
Jose Hall
>Feb 8
>No response
Thomas Kelly
"Dream of my dick"
Her: "no"
"my whole bed would be soaked"
Jayden Perry
I've really been in direct, actual contact with a girl one time in the past 10 years. I deleted the few messages we sent to each other months ago.
Owen Morris
I kinda hate living sometimes
Camden Scott
I'm killing it boys
Luke Ortiz
Can I ask how this happens? Genuinely curious
Matthew Brown
Here, a message from my grandma.
Lucas Flores
She ghosted me
The wierd things is we got it going on friday, it was quite good we both laughed and had a good time
Text her on sunday and nothing
Joseph Peterson
why would you leave your grandma on read
Nicholas Sullivan
Answer her you fuckwit
Adrian Gray
I usually call her. She doesn't like to text
Landon Martin
It looks like, I get pussy but this was from about 1 month ago
Joseph Cox
Not him but I never reply to my family. Feels like a chore and I don't really care about them.
Ryan Anderson
how fucked am I if the only text I have gotten from a girl was a comment about a drunken snapchat story (featuring my friend, who is her BF).
I literally have no idea how to communicate with women, and next to zero experience.
Blake Sanders
My gram saying she'll pick me up from work.
I've never spoken to a woman outside of a professional environment.
Jayden Phillips
Well, to make it short I'll just greentext it.
>Be depressed, low self esteem fuck in middle school/high school, skipped all social events and stuff.
>Only hung out with few close friends, so obviously no girl would care about me
>Go to uni, still the same
>Do military service, return and become neet
>Chatted with a grill I met online for sometime, nothing came out of it
>Fast forward couple years to this moment.
It's kinda simple really, you just don't do anything.
I'm not even autistic and can talk to people just fine
Adrian Wright
My recent conversations with my mother because I don't text any other females
Adrian Lee
I text my boyfriend with all the kissies and all the *hugs*
"ok"
>):
Aiden Fisher
dude you should kill yourself, your boyfriend is clearly an abusive scumbag.
Brody Johnson
Girl I was dating earlier this year, but matched with again on bumble
Camden Richardson
>kill myself
Lmao nawh b, kys faggot
Angel Long
Me and my wife
Robert Phillips
I FUCKING HATE YOU NORMIES WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE
Ian Barnes
>sharing texts from unrelated women
Where am I?
Joshua Rogers
Try jan 1st
Gavin Price
>Last text from non-mom or sister was female cousin last month
>Previous texts were from female bosses, but I deleted those
William White
Look man it's been a fuckin' minute
Bitches don't text no more
Christian Moore
Wholesome wow vibes.... come play wotlk guise
Andrew Jackson
Grandma. It was her birthday today.
Dont count relatives in general? I was in a group text at my old job a few months ago with one female.
Don't count group texts? I don't know. No other women
Dominic Taylor
I never have, originaly
Hunter Cox
yeah it was a while back
onigiri
Tyler Roberts
Last text was actually just an hour ago from someone I used to crush hard on:
"BOIIII I JUST WENT ON A DATE"
"I really like the guy"
I had to go to the gym and run off my feelings of wanting to die. I'm good now.
Jackson Foster
What does quickie mean?
Hudson Green
It sort of a candy bar but with gummy bears and honey.
Julian Thomas
>nigry
They get a lot of shit for that name?
Tyler Carter
Why would OP have to ask the girl for one?
Carter Rogers
Dunno. Maybe he wants to bring her one but thinks to better ask first because not everyone likes them.
William Russell
She seemed to really want to get quickies for OP, OP is so smart.
Austin Harris
>mfw I was just messaging an escort
Ayden Foster
actual chad here
Josiah Hill
Bro I can relate, late night on Valentine's day I got a similar message gushing about how well her first date went
Gabriel Jones
20 eggplants
William King
gigachad in the premises
>I fucking hate you
David Cook
no big deal, same chad
Aiden Johnson
Got brozoned. Honestly dont mind just being friends though.
Justin Edwards
Implying half this board don't touch themselves over their mother or sister texting them.
Eli Rivera
I sincerely hope your family abandons you
Hudson Smith
FUCKING LEL WHY WOULD SHE TEXT THAT
Samuel Rogers
my ex gf (we broke up 4 years ago but she keeps wanting to talk to me), and it was an optical illusion meme
i haven't replied
Matthew Sanchez
Get out Chad
This is very original
Colton Cooper
Aight. How should I respond?
Xavier Lee
"Yeah sure I live at _Lane in Springfield, AmericaState. Just park your Jeep 31648651.255555 inchos away from my curb, my highschool wife is already asleep"
lol just tell her to come over already
Angel Reed
she's trying to trick you dont answer at all just go away leave your phone hidden in a corner
Christian Cook
Haha. Nah. Too depressed for that.
Juan Nguyen
I know what you mean man. Getting your dick sucked doesn't really help with mental health. Kinda sucks when you think that a gf is the solution to all your issues.
>Pic related. Solution to my issues
James Howard
>yee
Some chubby tinder chick that wants to bang but i'm not really sure i want to.
She's a turbo slut and teasing her is kinda fun desu
Henry Cook
user, I'm gonna drop everything for the next few days and isolate myself. Ill respond to you later.
Anyone have experience with an actual depressed gf? What was it like?
Jaxon Watson
>something something i'm genuinely concerned about your health, user
bitch didn't talk to me after that, does she really care about my health? also I got that same last message from two different (girl) friends so I guess that's telling something about my situation kek
Wyatt Thompson
>my ex
i swear this isn't how it looks
Kevin Scott
It means sex with no foreplay, robot
Thomas Young
Only ever been texted by my Mom, Dad and sister
Anthony Allen
literally nothing you fucking normies
Tyler Morris
Plenty of robots have texts to share
Sad, pathetic texts, sure, but texts
Jose Sullivan
no seriously, i got a new phone 3 years ago so there is absolutely N O T H I N G
Liam Lee
well, text someone
Brody Bell
Don't you post every other week?
Luis Carter
1/2
I was on omegle or something and was just chatting and then came across 2 asian girls
then they begged for my instagram and said this
to me they're revolting but 90% of you would love them (they're japanese)
Dominic Peterson
legit as sin
some people might recognize me on here I post my discord screenshots a lot
Xavier Bailey
Dont remember who this is. Probably a old tinder match.
Kevin Roberts
Same guy
Originalfkdj
Elijah Walker
gib pics
Christopher Taylor
This is all gibberish you stupid faggot.I hope you both drop dead.
Austin Evans
Don't have one. Never had one.
I'm just too shy to talk to anyone one on one.
Jow Forums I can barely do.
Ryder Howard
I would never, legit as sin
maybe if I can find 1 that looks similar to them
they're hideous pan faced gooks to me personally
John Rogers
My big titty mommy goth gf
Jeremiah Smith
how do you find girls that text like this? I'm always texted by retards like that girls typing is obsequious and hot as fuck, how do you find her?
Asher Jenkins
I literally never text girls beyond asking when they want to meet up, why do you fags spend so much time talking to women when you can be fucking them?
Evan Sullivan
She was the one who found me actually. She dmed me on instagram a couple years ago, I have a good photography account I guess she was into it.
Jonathan Brown
>I will have no money, even to pay for the internet)
>good incentive to read
>oh yeah)
>but this is not the problem, communication
>news
>a lot of things are
>how are you going to be without all of this?
>and + lectures
>you'll be a bit better
>well, yeah:
Tyler Reyes
IDK, I completely ghosted her, really awkward way of bringing it up tho and the ellipsis are cringe
Michael Baker
>ellipsis are cringe
You're gonna' die and no one will notice for 8 months
Aiden Scott
>video of the shelob boss fight from the PS2 game Return of the King
>"I love you so much!!"
>"I find her so cute!" Referring to shelob's in-game appearance
>Thank you. Sweet dreams babe!
She's not much of a gamer but is a huge LOTR fan and has fond memories of this game.
Nathan Robinson
im at the theatre and you?
in school :/
that sucks
i know
i dont envy you fo sure
Jason Murphy
I'm killing it, I know it lel
Owen Diaz
If you don't get a responses like this one, stop considering yourself a robot right now
Mason Powell
Your grandma seems really nice
Asher Myers
I hope so dude, I really do. Dying can't come soon enough.
Jayden Baker
what a creepy loser
original post
William Rivera
Land lord
Justin Rodriguez
Some poems she wrote (first time she shows them someone), what she's watching right now and some sweet stuff.
I'm a total mess, she's smart AF, sweet and beautiful to boot. A mess in heir own way too though.
Jayden Cook
Signal won't let me screencap texts so here is a transcript
[f]>Hey good morning babe
[m]>Morning, h
[m]>Just got up haha
[f]>Hey got hot dogs with my mom nephew and roomie
[f]>Ted's is 92 cents
[m]>glad you're having a good day
[f]>Hehe ty
Evan Jenkins
>Signal won't let me screencaps texts
wat
Explain