Starting reading comics the same time I started getting fit about 7 months ago

>starting reading comics the same time I started getting fit about 7 months ago
>always saw Kurt as my ideal body
>use pictures of him as fitspiration
>printed out pic related to put in front of the squat rack to give me a test boost if no one else is around
>got home from gym today
>looking in my bag
>realize I left my Nightcrawler poster on the wall by the squat rack
How do I find a new gym?

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Shut the FUCK up terf

If nobody was there, then nobody will know who left it. Hell, whoever found it probably thinks it's a prank. Maybe they'll even repay it with their own random motivational stuff.

Bro your fitspo is a smurf? Maximum cringe bro

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I guess you're right, but there are not a lot of staff members at my gym, and whoever finds it will definitely know it's mine.
okay first of all he's a half mutant human, half mutant demon that resembles the Bamf species.

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>starting reading comics the same time I started getting fit about 7 months ago
You've been posting for longer than that Nightcrawler poster

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There's another Nightcrawler poster?
I've only started Kurtposting on fit since April.

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>Reading X-Men

I always play Nightcrawler in every X-Men game. Good taste.

I know who you are

Shut up Matt

Fuck OFF Mutie! All Muties must hang from the Tech-Tree! DEATH TO MUTIE SCUM!

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AvX was bad and Tony is bad fitspiration.

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>AvX
That's Axis and it's not even Tony; it's Inverted Tony (although mainline Tony hates Muties just as much).
>What If
Who cares? Pre-RDJ Tony was JACKED.

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>(although mainline Tony hates Muties just as much).
Current Tony is actually dead, and the guy in the Tony Stark: Iron Man comics is having an existential crisis about being a restored backup.

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Sniktbub should be saying "Let's hang him."

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B&r

Original image

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I know, I'm pulling that shitshow too. But it's a shitty story. The fucker already went through that back in 2009.
>tfw literally paying 5 euros per floppy for retreated storylines
I sure am a smart lad!

Yeah, current Iron Man is really dull. Daily reminder that the only reason this is happening is because Tony died in Civil War 2, and the only reason that happened is because Brian Michael Bendis wanted to do the same thing to Stark that he did to Ultimate Spider-Man, and replace Tony with Riri.
Fuck Bendis.
At least some decent stories are being told though. I am enjoying the Daredevil story (really enjoying the art though), and while the ending to the Spider-Man: Hunted seemed *really* rushed, it was a fun read.
Also really liking the Doctor Strange "Herald Supreme" story line, and a few months ago the issue where he battled magical gentrification was a fun romp.

It's a shame Nightcrawler couldn't have a good solo book this time around, Age of X-Men is trash all around p much.
>paying for comics
I have three books on my pull list.

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>Fuck Bendis, fuck thots and fuck niggers
FTFY. Might as well name all the problems with current funnybooks.
>I have three books on my pull list.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a characterfag and wanted to have it on my Pull List. The only other things I've got are Black Monday Murders, East Of West, The Green Lantern, Deathstroke and The Wild Storm. I wanted to add the Hickman X-Men stuff, but I hate Muties even if I like him as a writer, so I'm conflicted.
>At least some decent stories are being told though.
Honestly, I'm sorta tired of the medium as a whole. I've read the Capes, the Imprints, the Indies, the Euros, anything and everything.
>RCO
Yeah I know, it's how I stay up to date with most things.

What else should he be reading then? Y-men?

Not him, but literally anything else other than the stand-ins for trannies, faggots and niggers.

Relax buddy. People have all kinds of strange things for motivation. See anyone with a random superhero shaker? It's the same thing. Besides, lifting with shit form would always embarrass you more than a poster ever would.

Daredevil is best

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hahahaha yeah!! *buuurp* daa joooose!

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Is there anything you want to tell us user?

I just think he's neat.

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Yes.
“Neat”.
Why are kraits such faggots?

wtf are you talking about?

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Krauts.
I am phone posting.

Oh.
I'm a burger you dingus.
No actual German would enjoy a character like Kurt who is still speaking the same German catchphrases like it's fucking 1960.

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>I am American
Why you have the poster in nazispeak then?

>And thus a cult was born.

Yeah but motivation is way cooler you nerd.

Because Kurt is a fucking German character you donut.
Notice how the nazispeak is below the English because it is secondary and only meant to highlight attributes of the character.

German here
I like how the butcher all german lines in the english release of the comics. Read Daredevil for a good character kek

Sorry I don’t follow your children cartoons fag.

lmaooo epic homophobia bro~~!
Liked and subscribed xD

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You can't even see any of his muscles?