Have any robots tried setting up a fetlife profile before?

Myself I have a big dick and I don't really get people messaging me first but it does help getting them to reply

Fetlife is the absolute bottom of the barrel

Not true but a lot are very ugly and fat and gross idk what else to use besides Craigslist and that went down

yeah and I got tons of offers with a few panning out. It was all gay stuff though. even though my listing was bisexual I only got results from men. women only wanted me to fucking send them money over the internet. couldnt even get a foot job from those whores.

Im an undercover robot. I fight depression and hateful thoughts all day. I used to cut alot and im a psychological sadist. Im just smart enough to know how to fake it. I was the popular weird kid if that makes sense but ive always hated people.

I set an account up because of my fucking hot and horny PVC/Rubber fetish. I haven't logged back in since making the account. I joined a few groups for my fetish and just about everyone in them was a fucking weirdo or blatant pervert.

Like, I'm pretty simple as far as sexual preferences go in addition to my lusty pvc/rubber fetish but the people on fetlife were... different... to put it plainly. Not a site I would put any time in, especially if I was a gal.

>Craigslist
yup. Sad that went away. You could actually find real people on there.

Dating sites: Sausage fest and women who create a profile and leave it o stagnate because they get a million replies a week.

Dating apps: same at light speed

Can't find anywhere to meet actual people who arn't whores or broken. Used to be able to post, filter out all the bots and faggots, then eventually end up with 2-3 actual women who haven't been filled with cocks for the last few years.

Where the hell do I go for that now?

Even worse that I live in a left leaning area so everyone in the real life dating scene is "poly" which just means women fuck everything that walks now.

I've been thinking of setting up a fet life for my latex and sensory deprivation bondage fetish. Might be a it pointless because I live in Tokyo and the site isn't i Japanese yet

>pointless because of location
Hahahahahaha, I mean, is this your first dating app/website or something?

Yeah but it's pointless unless you're a woman, like all other sites anyway.
Wish I could just find an r9k lass to do filthy shit with, forget about looks and weight.

Ive been thinking of, but last itme i did (5 years ago) it was like 10 years ago that someone logged in.

Any tips on using this site or whatever?

It's more the language rather than location, sure there are Japanese who speak English, and there are other gaijins. But without the site having a Japanese language setting it's still going to have less people using it as compared to the US.

>which just means women fuck everything that walks now.
Except you apparently

No, you're a male on a fetish dating site. Unless you're an actual chad, you are not going to get picked for anything. Especially when there's people just like you that have a lot more money than you that can get in there instead.

>Thinking anyone wants fish tacos
Oh you poor roastie/sjfaggot. When will you learn.

The user interface of fetlife is horrible. I just wish there was an easier to find really kinky people without fearing stds

FetLife is nothing but 18 year old fake doms with their dicks out in every picture, scammers, obese bitchy sex workers, and baby boomers who hate women then act surprised when nobody messages them

Which one are you. The 30 yo whitekinght

So we got kids in threads trying to bait with shit tier generic "haha sex" insults now? Sigh. I mean, we all went through the phase but comeon...

*tips fedora
What's whitekknighting have to do with sex you bitch

You don't even understand the term you're trying to use as an insult? Impressive. Let's see how it works out for you.

Just off yourself before you ruin everything

I think part of me wants to be miserable im so used to not being ok or happy that i get bored when i am.

Sounds like the kind of person to ruin other people's lives because they think it will inflate themselves somehow

Is that a boy in girls latex
G-got any more?

Oh no not at all. Im just strangely comfortable being alone and miserable. Im pretty much a hermit and prefer to be alone. I hate humans, creation and existence as it is proof that we are far from gods perfection. I have no more ego really just an individual soul trying to find god. With a sense of pious duty also comes opposing desires. Im sure once i fuck the shit out of some thot my desires will quench and i wont even want to do it again for a longtime. Just help me and quit being a fag. Maybe ill even give you tips.

So we've surpassed normal faggetry and passed into "I don't even know what a vagina looks like" territory?

it's clearly a japanese woman

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This board his broken me

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I did but it was 90% dudes.
And 90% of the people were just into BDSM.
Having said that I spotted a few very cute young girls (18-20) in my area in search of a "daddy" or "master" so maybe I should try again and make a proper attractive profile

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Ehh, as a very masculine guy in current year, it's alright to have moved towards a more hetroflexible level of interest. I'd fuck some bussi if I could find one I found cute enough. The only issue is that guys drop off around 19/20 ish for me, unless they're skinny/andro like OP's pic, if it had been a guy.

You're good.

Yeah and now I might be losing my virginity this weekend to a 40 year old woman who's into ageplay (aka wants me to call her mommy and such)

more like "I'm so desparate and lonely that I don't care what gender the person I'm fapping to is as long as they somewhat look like a girl" territory

I made a profile on Fetlife a few years ago. I met a lesbian couple I hooked up with for a while, that was fun.

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>Ehh, as a very masculine guy in current year, it's alright to
You do know a lot of literal fags are "very masculine"
And I like how you think that "being very masculine" makes you the judge of what isn't and is okay you faggot

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Been in a relationship/married for 10 years. Not depserate at all. Just came to terms that I wouldn't mind fucking a cute tight little ass. Might actually be interesting/appealing to have a male partner. Women take a lot of effort. I'd imagine any sort of robot bf would just submit completely to any whim I had.

Well this is a strangely angry and accusatory post with little to do with what I said. Do you need to talk about something, man?

>Been in a relationship/married for 10 years
And there you have it, closeted married homosexual

Many such cases

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Were they two Asian Butch women or a white and black girl?

>Not depserate at all.
I was just speaking for myself on why I've been fapping to traps for all these years

Petite blonde and thicc latina. Neither were butch or dyke-y. Sometimes we all just got drunk and watched movies or played vidya, sometimes we had threesomes, sometimes I'd fuck one while the other watched, sometimes it was just me and the latina (she liked dick more and the blonde had to go out of town for work 1-2 weekends a month). A couple times me and the latina fucked on Skype for the blonde to watch while she was out of town.

How'd you meet them then?

On Fetlife. I actually didn't know I was getting into the middle of a lesbian relationship. The latina had a profile saying she was more lesbian than straight but was looking for a guy to sleep with every once in awhile. She did not mention that she had a girlfriend on her profile. Anyways, instead of diving right in to something sexual I messaged her about the pictures of some paintings she made. That got her attention and we talked for awhile, then met IRL and hooked up. After that she told me about her girlfriend (who knew she was meeting up with me) and a few days later they invited me over for drinks and we had our first threesome.

>>look up fetish groups for all my relevant fetishes/kinks
>>every last one of them are sausage fests, and the few females that do post are quickly taken up by better men than I
This is pretty much everywhere EVERYWHERE, for every single damn fetish, no exceptions allowed. There's just way too many dudes so there will ALWAYS be Chads involved. The internet fucked up sexual relations. Oh well, it was worth it for all the other cool shit it brings though. Fuck women tbqh.

Fake doms? Pretty sure most men strive to be dominant, it's sort of in the DNA. Yeah there's lots of betacucks these days but still, they still have the desire to be dominant

What's a fake dom?

Women aren't into fetishes, and BDSM doesn't count BDSM is pretty much natural for a whore. All they care about is if you're Chad or not. Don't waste your time.

>This is pretty much everywhere EVERYWHERE
Basically the internet made all of reality into a very shitty disco club/party with a 20:1 dude to chick ratio.

Even if you go to a place where there's tons of women and few men, those women WILL HAVE a instagram or other socials (or str8 up dating apps) where they can just pick amongst 10s of suitors AT ALL TIMES

>it was worth it for all the other cool shit it brings though
No it wasn't, at the end of the day it makes your life worse, overstimulates you, makes you desire things you wouldn't otherwise.
I was much happier before the internet, as all the little things (music, movies, comics, books, pictures and MAGAZINES) felt much more concrete and precious.

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dom means something very specific in BDSM kids.
Slapping a bitch around doesn't make you a dom.
It takes not only natural attitude (above normal dominating instinct) but also training, composure and a good mix of sadism too.

So it's just an elitist way of saying they don't have good game basically. Most hetero women want to be dominated, so being a good dom basically means you're attractive to her and know how to act in a way that turns her on

Oh you mean a dom in the context of a definition BDSM, I see.

I looked up fake dom and seems to be women listing off typical turn off behaviours

>So it's just an elitist way of saying they don't have good game basically. Most hetero women want to be dominated, so being a good dom basically means you're attractive to her and know how to act in a way that turns her on

No it doesn't jesus christ I literally just said it's a different thing in BDSM. Do you have any experience with BDSM?

>Oh you mean a dom in the context of a definition BDSM, I see.
I wasn't the same person that oreganally said "fake doms" but I understood what he meant as I'm familiar with the scene

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This, the biggest part of being a dom is giving commands and it's hard to give commands as a beta, no matter how much you practice in your head

>gatekeeping rough sex
Who actually gives a fuck what the textbook definition is as long as both parties are enjoying it?

BDSM isn't even rough sex you absolute brainlet
But yea basically fake doms are like you, watch some rough porn and think that's what being a dom is.
Needless to say the ladies do not enjoy it.. hence the complaints

>implying woman know what they want
It's their own faults for not knowing how to community and just assuming things lmao, and same for you for defending them. I'm not even in this "community"

OR

>set up fetlife profile
>look up fetishes you're into and local people
>99% fat disgusting boomer guys
>1% fat disgusting boomer women
>delete account

It's really a useless website.
You would have better luck on Omegle funny enough.

I know it isn't rough sex. I'm saying you're being a massive autist getting upset over people using the word colloquially

Honestly you sound absolutely retarded and barely coherent

>I'm saying you're being a massive autist getting upset over people using the word colloquially
I just explained what fake dom means since they asked from a post where it WASN'T being used colloquially hence the confusion.
Let me guess.. 90IQ?

Yeah, a whole 15IQ points higher than you

>I'm not even in this "community"

I'm sure your drive-by judgement will open the hearts and minds of many devoted kinksters.

You won't ever find a cute innocent girl to abuse there

There are like 90% guys and 10% girls, of that 10%, 9% are ugly as fuck, old, and/or hambeast, 0.9% may be decent looking girls wanting to SEE something exciting but will never ever meet and 0.1% may be hot innocent girl with lot of daddy issues wanted to be used and abused.
So chances to find something besides gays, hambeasts, fake bots, super ulgy whores, are slim to none. Do not waste your time.

die roasties and white knights

this

its a GIANT sausage fest and waste of time. it's even worse than regular dating. If you arent above average dont go there thinking, well maybe they will accept me if im a reject.

>>every last one of them are sausage fests, and the few females that do post are quickly taken up by better men than I
this though, 80/20ish shit has been going on in bdsm communities as long as they have been around, not at all a refuge for incels.