This image is the inside of a bone. Disgusting. How do i remove all my bones...

This. I don’t know why but I feel an aggressive impulse to chew that bone. OP where can I find such a bone?

>Did you know there is an entire skeleton inside you?
user, that's incorrect. I'll explain why this is wrong.
I want to think about what you are. What are you, really?
Sure; skin, organs, bones, blood.
But YOU, user, what are YOU specifically? What are you that nobody else is?
The answer is you, plain and simple. But we delve futher than that.
You are a consciousness. You are thought. You are firing neurons, ideas, emotions; all these things user, come from your brain.
So, actually, this means you ARE your brain. You are just A brain. Nobody elses brain. You are your brain; a brain.
user, where does a brain reside?
Inside the skull. So YOU are inside your skull.

You got it backwards user, there's not a skeleton inside of you, YOU ARE INSIDE YOUR SKELETON.

>trapped in a calcium cage of my own creation
AHHHHHHHHH

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>white people don’t even know what bone marrow tastes like.

I think that means you're iron deficient or something

Never been so poor they have to chew bones.

Impossible. All my gym’s barbells are made of iron.

Its amazing how those things can hold up hundrends and hundreds sometimes thousands (under extreme circumstances) of pounds without snapping like a toothpick

Pretty wild, huh?

They do it for YEARS even.
It's absolutely astounding.

youtube.com/watch?v=os98s9kBlOI

kek

But what is the skeleton if not a concept within your own mind. Do you hear it? The gentle rattling of the transcendental spook

This was uncomfortable to watch

Is that really a healthy bone?

So according to this I'm able to squat 7000kg without harming myself. Goal acquired.

thank you

Goal achieved user. For a bit of discussion - theoretically, the bones would hold up. But this was a pure axial load with no possibility of buckling.

In the body, the loading scenario is way different. Even that same test with a much longer bone segment would fail far earlier due to buckling (bowing of the column after a critical load, an effect that happens to members with much longer length relative to cross section).

The loading scenario in a squat also has a plethora of internal shear forces. Not to mention the tendons and joints snapping far before the bones would be under any danger.

I'm with you user!
Who needs red blood cells anyways?
I'm on the waiting list for adamantium right now.
Can't wait to be the next Wolverine!

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Are you an archeologist?

bnr

Yeah and then I trip running up a staircase and my hand boner fucking explodes

Only beta male virgins have bones

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Based. I’m imagining the smell now brooooo oh fuck ya

Got em

holy shit lol

but what about the liquid shits?

SPOOPY

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That's the liquids leaving your body as you become more solid

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fucking choked on my tea you amazing faggot

Based

>currently cutting
>started taking phentermine
>eat low cal diet
>meals consist of grilled chicken with veg/or cauliflower rice bowl with salmon
>everything is going great first week
>oh shit.jpg now literally
>have a bowel movement that will not budge
>have taken stool softener
>last night took magnesium citrate
>it blasted everything out except the 7+ couric turd
>can struggle and get grip yet cannot rip

Suggestions? I know I'm doing many things wrong, I just need to expunge this softball size turd and could use any help or tips.

>How do i remove all my bones?
go on a vegan diet

>t. goodest boi

there is no steady you. every moment of your life u vanish and re-emerge, loosely held together by memories that form a consciousness. They are lying to u so you don't freak out.

>How do I remove my massive shit?
No answer.

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nice

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this is it

You're supposed to eat food too!

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This guy knows

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It does not. You need the “spongy” area to make bone marrow and from that, make blood.

>post is not funny
>image is not funny
>joke was stale even back when this website was founded
>didn't even get digits

>11 replies
what the fuck are you doing anons

holy based

Based and Boner pilled

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Bonelette.

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I love to suck on those kinds of bones when I cook it with meat. The juice is delicious and nutritious

>if you drink a lot of milk then it becomes solid
Turns out it's the exact opposite, skeleton begins to release calcium if you eat a lot of calcium.

too spoopy for me

>(by which i mean my dick)

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Thanks user my mother's been very lonely, i dont appreciate how crass you're being though.

Absolutely bare, good job user

shut up dad, you're drunk

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nigger OP BTFO

Is this true? ive been taking a lot of calcium supplements

don't do this, it can mess you up.

I ate bone marrow for the first time the other day. it was good

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based

yeah don't take too many. i'm vegan so have to watch my calcium and eat lots of greens, almonds, molasses etc...

it's difficult but i avoid supplements because calcium in that form can lead to calcification of blood vessels, increases heart attack chances. it's quite well supported...

based

with a spoon?

>health advice from a vegan
lol

yes

this is kek worthy but it aint that funny you faggots need to step your game up

Looks yummy, ngl.

bro i take a 500 mg tab evryday. is it bad? should i cut down?

hopkinsmedicine.org/health/wellness-and-prevention/calcium-supplements-should-you-take-them
“I’m very concerned about the potential for calcium supplements to contribute to heart attacks and heart disease,” says Michos. “The body can’t process more than 500 milligrams of calcium at a time. If you take a supplement with more than that, your body has to do something with the excess. It’s possible that higher calcium levels in the blood could trigger blood clots or that calcium could be deposited along artery walls, which would contribute to the narrowing of blood vessels.”

I'd probably reduce to half a tab a day and eat a lot more greens / some more cheese to make it up, depending on what your diet allows. You might be able to replace it with orange juice or plant milks throughout the day, as those general have a lot of added calcium. Cut it out entirely if you have high familial heart attack risk or any lifestyle risk like alcohol abuse though.

;_;

based and redpilled

This image freaks me the fuck out. Its like im looking inside a fucking spiderweb in my bones, but only its superweb and stays in my bones forever like a dank dungeon forever sealed and this shit is inside me? I'm looking at my leg an im terrified like all hell has been let inside my bones and I dont even know it. Can I crush myself so any of this doesnt in me? Can I empty it all out? Please Im panicing that this exists. Fuck you op you devil i hope you, this shit inside me and this image burns in hell.

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I like to chew on bones but i'm a human. That's how you if a kid got immigrant parents, if he likes bones/bone marrow

if you want good bone health gotta get your MICROS

i recommend drink 2 gallons of orange juice a day for vitamin C gains

>(by which i mean my dick)

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Absolutely based

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Hey Matt. Finally make up with Pat.

lmfao rekt

You need to get Vitamin K2.
Calcium does nothing on it's own, it needs K2 to transport it into the bones

No worries, its either a samefag or a bunch of redditfaggot hunting for a screencap

Akshully, I find the skeleton to be the least disgusting thing about us
Try slicing a person open, all that fucking smelly repulsive shit inside will come right out

comfy as fuck in my skelly armor

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>digits
>quality kek
Criminally underrated post