PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE VERIFY YOUR BAGS

PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE VERIFY YOUR BAGS

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>basedroy picks up a bottle of wine for his girlfriend's date.

What kind of weird shitty store is that?

being such a self serve noob that the woman whos purpose in life is to make thieves nervous has to come over and help you

>men carying around bags
Please tell me none of you guys do this shit

that's a Tesco mate

where do you put your shopping then retard?

It helps when you have to walk a good distance

I hope someone draws a comic of some retard holding every single thing he has in his pockets and balancing them on his hands shoulders and head like a retard.

Imagine thinking you couldn't have the convenience of a bag due to the perceived drop in social status it would cause you. The NPC meme died too quickly.

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE


DON'T FORGET YOUR CHANGE

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I stole a lot of stuff because of this shit I'm sure so many people do it too


It's like free deals

Yeah I seen people at Walmart do it too.

>assistance required, please wait for a checkout assistant

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It's more embarrassing buying kitchen roll than it is toilet roll.

Everyone wipes thier ass. Kitchen roll is only for messy and clumsy people

>hot chavvy slag wearing 10lbs of makeup at local tesco self checkout
Sometimes I think about buying alcohol just so she has to come over but I'm too scared to talk to her anyway.

Without these I would never go to the supermarket. last time I went to any cashier was in 2012. I only buy clothes from places like Kmart that have them because I'm petrified of clothes stores and their pushy employees so I have a really shitty wardrobe despite not actually having that bad dress sense.

Order online from somewhere like ASOS. Most places these days send it in a resealable bag so you can just try on what you order and easily return what you don't like/want. You just drop the bag off at the post office and get a refund like 4 days later.

>do you wish to continue?

no I want to end it all

In the trunk? Next thing you tell you can't even drive?

M8 , this so much.

How do you get it to your trunk? Don't tell me amerifats drive with their cars to the checkouts

Tips on good ways to steal, say meat and or expensive shit

Not being a nigger helps
>Trips check em

Not to the checkouts. We pay for our goods and wait at the delivery spot for some wagies to put it in our trunks instead of walking everywhere like pajeets.

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I can't drive, I failed when I was 18 and realised it's a scam to make the government money. 50% fail in my country which is clearly a joke because driving is very easy, they will fail you if you don't look in all the mirrors every time you do anything. I don't mind walking and staring at girls on the train

Wear a bag to college every day.


It's the gayest bag.
Vans bag with flowers on it.
Fight me.

Only normies can drive. Where do you think you are