>be me >NEET, never worked, on/off hikki >horrible acne >asymmetrical, fatty face >fucked up teeth >extreme social paranoia >no friends ever my whole life >extreme political views (Ted Kaczynski was right about everything) >no hobbies aside from playing WoW and reading manga
By every means possible I am repulsive and unattractive in every way. My personality is nervous and unbearable. I can't hold a conversation to save my life. But then this happened
>meet girl online >she likes me for some reason >by that I mean really really likes me >she is smart, financially successful, and pretty >socially isolated like me >says she loves me all the time >talks to me all day >thinks I'm good looking despite my horrible acne >isn't scared off by my weird views or schizophrenic conspiracy rambling >buys me stuff all the time >we're planning to meet up soon (she's only a state away)
I legitimately don't understand how this happened. I am a real robot, not one of the normalfags who posts here now. I'm autistic and a loser. Why does she love me so much, I don't offer anything and I'm undesirable. Also how do I not mess this up. I swear this is not a larp and it really is true
Nice made up story dude. Hope everything works out with you and your magical GF.
Mason Thomas
misaki leads to wageslavery, have fun user
Hudson King
I swear it's not made up I hate larpers I really am telling the truth and I'm freaking out because I have never even looked at a girl irl before but she wants to meet up
Tyler Murphy
You should treat her well, don't sperg out and drive her away thinking females legit want to be abused or something fucked up like that. Just be genuinely good to her.
Nicholas Reyes
why would I think something like that, I am not a Reddit incels refugee thank you friend
Brayden Torres
how did you met her?
muted for 2 fucking seconds
Benjamin Evans
I was harassing her on her social media out of boredom just making fun of her (kind of an "incel" thing to do I guess, but fucking with people can be funny) until we somehow ended up talking and could relate to each other a lot it's a really weird way to meet someone I guess
yes we have video and voice chatted many times, she is real which only makes things more absurd
Jacob Ortiz
Do you have any proof of all this or are you just larping like a fag ?
Nathan Hall
how am I supposed to prove this in any way, I don't want to compromise my anonymity I sincerely promise I am not making anything up
Charles Reyes
>buys me stuff all the time OP is absolutely larping.
Gabriel Taylor
>Ted Kaczynski was right about everything Well, at least you have one redeeming quality.
Kevin Powell
I swear I'm not, but I understand how absurd it sounds
Hudson Rivera
I'll bite. Buys you what? Where's your proof of this? Come the fuck on, a picture of a package isn't going to blow your cover.
Gabriel Brown
What does she buy you, and if possible post chat logs with your names scratched that would be sufficient proof unless of course this is a larp
Sebastian Jones
Then why do you think shes "into" you? I mean, you said so yourself, you've got no redeeming qualities and a shit personality, and from what you've said, it seems to be true.
My point is, maybe she's taking revenge on you for making fun or harassing her and shit...Don't get me wrong, maybe it is true and she does loves you and shit and i hope it is true because that way you will change or whatever, but things like these, that are too good to be true, one should be cautious and careful.
Anyways, good luck OP.
Ian Bailey
mostly PC games digitally but I have a Nintendo switch coming in the mail right now
Ryan Hernandez
>OP falling for the female serial killer Oh well, I think most robots wouldn't mind being dissected into little pieces as long as a girl does it.
Juan Reed
>Nintendo switch Okay user, sure thing. You might want to take a break from these PC games for a few days, they don't seem to be doing you much good.
Women always have an ulterior motive, she's clearly after something. Don't trust her, she sounds too good to be true for a desperate incel like yourself
Ryan White
I told you I am not larping.i hope this is good enough proof for you
I live with my girlfriend but still remain a hikki/NEET I also very seldom have sex with her. I've been living with her for years now and she supports me 100% but sad thing is that I don't love her. I love her, but I'm not in love with her. She's starting to slowly get tired of me though. I may end up posting a thread about being homeless before the year is over.
Christopher Anderson
>might hire a hitman on the dark web and have your entire family murdered in front of you
>meet a misaki candidate through vidya >likes most of the things I do >talk about anime, other vidya >cynical, loaded with memes >seems to genuinely care about me >wants to trade pics >refuse to send one back because schizoid >"thats okay" >she sends one anyways >300lb slampig that could pass as a 3/10 at best
This smells like it has FBI written all over it. You havent been doing anything illegal right? If you can think of something illegal youve done online then ghost her immediately. I had an FBI whore do the same and she found my loli folders. They arrested me but they couldnt charge me with anything.
Oliver Turner
I can't imagine losing interest in someone, that must really be an awful feeling. my prayers to you and your NEET life
Robert Barnes
Something doesn't seem right about this. Don't you feel like a burden accepting her gifts?
Tyler Diaz
I've never done anything even slightly illegal, neither has anyone in my family who are the only people I know so fbi Honeypot is very unlikely,also I contacted her first
I hope it can happen to you user even if none of us deserve it it's the only thing that'll ever help a lot of us
I do, but she's insistent on it and I don't want to upset her. I might try to get a job so I can buy her gifts too but I don't think I'd be able to keep one for long enough to get paid
Ryan Phillips
inb4 new robot ai programmed to behave like a human passes test
Evan Reed
Holy shit, alright, she's either using you or she's as ugly as you are, in mind, body, and soul.
a lot of girls are into losers. you know how you hear guys complain >how come she's dating some deadbeat scumbag and not me reeeee well now you're in that position. good job OP. just go with the flow and be yourself lol
Xavier Green
I've lost most interest in everything as well. Depression has really settled in. But it's always when money is being worried about that I'm depressed. When I don't have to worry about anything but I can comfortably sit on my PC all day. I'm honestly truly deep down happy.
Carson Morgan
>might hire a hitman on the dark web and have your entire family murdered in front of you She is BPD, that explains everything and I believe you now. And yes she might do that, I hope she doesn't know your full name and adress. t.know 2 people with BPD
I hope you won't meet up with her, because you'll lose kidney
Jaxon Clark
she was joking there, she isn't bpd
James Gutierrez
Jebac kaczynskiego
Jaxon Jackson
Yeah right, "joking". She is 100% BPD because she buys you shit and is affrait to lose you(even though she has no real reason to), that's not normal one bit, only BPDs and e-thot orbiters can be so generous and she is certainly not the latter.
Brandon Robinson
this sounds like a saviour complex to me OP, be careful
Isaac Garcia
>Jow Forums filenames Come on anons stop replying to weak shit like this
Aaron Baker
it's not Jow Forums filenames the filenames are from the app Photo layers which I used to edit the black squares over things.
Eli Rodriguez
the only women that will ever go for robots are BPD. Trust me, she is. Whether or not you're able to handle that is a different thing.
Evan Edwards
if my only options were crazy bitch or dying alone I would probably opt for crazy bitch
Christopher Bell
Ill take the bait
>meeting online Oh no no no no
>she is smart, financially successful Not Misaki
Dont trust 3DPD, Misaki is not realistic
How did you even found that girl, im pretty sure you are putting your anime fantasies on reality, this will not go well for you 100%
Cooper Clark
Good for you, user. That means you're not a piece of shit and somebody cares about , and might even be attracted to the mask you've been wearing while talking to her. You should be yourself: open and honest about things. >Girls >Aka >People/humans Like it when you're honest and real with them
Andrew Bennett
Wait, this is not the same Misaki as the one frome Idubbbz videos? I am autistic..
Christian Lee
My fucking sides man.
Oliver Sanders
I hope it's real, best of luck to you user. Treat her well in return and do your best.
My Misaki is never gonna come
Jackson Scott
Misaki is a BPD girl who is desperate to not be abandoned and wants someone she deems 'more pathetic than her' to become completely dependent on her. The anime toned down this BPD stuff a little but it's still evident. There are plenty of Misaki like BPD girls.
Angel Ward
>Like it when you're honest and real with them They don't, if you are normal maybe, I've told a girl I've met IRL about myself and immediately afterwards it turned out she has a bf, I don't blame her, I'm a mentally ill loser, she must've assumed I work that job while studying or something. It's best to lie or tell half-truths or keep it shut, act like a politician when answering a girl's questions, that's an advice genuine Chad gave to me.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Alright, so you are saying Misaki is a common bipolar girl, correct?
But what you dont know is that she actually cared for satou after the suicide arc, and in the manga she could have took care of other hikki but she didn't, also even if her initial intentions were "bad" at the start, shes not bad because shes a good person. Dont forget that Satou treated her like a walking food stamp, he was worse for her than her to him.
Do you know in todays society any woman that did what Misaki did for Satou? Bringing him food and taking care of him, eating with him, cleaning, basically being a housewife of someone as Satou, a unemployed guy, no future and mental ilness. Do you think there is really a girl that would tolerate Satou for a month? Actually being involved with someone like that causes a lot of issues on families of "Misakis", what she did, would never ever happen irl.
Nolan Hall
>NEET, never worked, on/off hikki >horrible acne >asymmetrical, fatty face >fucked up teeth >extreme social paranoia >no friends ever my whole life
>videocalls with a girl This is made up, this guy was right
Gavin Torres
What social media? If its discord you better run, she is probably crazy and you will be in worse state than before after she fucks you up, she is not Misaki. Leave your neckbeard anime fantasies
Gavin Cruz
This nigger right here gets a fucking IRL yandere gf while I sit here jerking my noodle like an utter retaed, what the fucking fuck
Cooper Moore
This happened to me twice before. One ended up being underage, the other ended up blocking me overnight because schizoid. Enjoy it while it lasts OP
Caleb Johnson
>talking to girls online >girl is a failed normie in edgy phase of her life >shows interest because chad doesn't pay attention to her >user posts on Jow Forums >"HEY GUYS I THINK I FOUND MY MISAKI"
You guys are even worse than i thought. Never compare anime with 3DPD
