Femanons, be honest, would you date a guy with a small penis?

I'm a female. Want me to post my period or some shit, or are you really that defensive about how cockhungry your ass is?

You should buy a copy of the Kama Sutra, OP. It has a specific section on sex moves small men can do to seem bigger to their partner. Cheers.

No. That's why all of my girl friends and I date black guys only. We're white girls btw

Lol Indians. Cursed fuckers

stay away from me baby willy

pls be my qt asexual gf
the rule clearly states you show your tits or leave, snark queen.
please god let some newfag reply to this bait

>He hasn't read the rules

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My b/f has a small penis, and it's a never problem for us.

Or at least, he claims his penis is small. I've always thought it was pretty big. But I'm pretty small myself, so it's always been a tight fit.

Depends how small. I could probably do anything above 4", maybe 4.5".

What are you even implying?
You want us to believe you're not a tiny limp dick twink, you're gonna have to prove it.
That is really tiny yo. I'm 6.3x5.1 and I consider myself pretty small.

the best part of having a big dick is you get away with being ironically and retardedly deep as fuck

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>make fun of a friend for admitting he had a 4 inch dick
>I also have a 4 inch dick
>I put a lot of fake confidence behind it and every girl I've had relations with (not many) have enjoyed it
>ex asked me to marry her once because she was dicked down too good

State of mind really helps fellas.

>That is really tiny yo. I'm 6.3x5.1 and I consider myself pretty small.
You're retarded, 6.3" is much larger than average.

W-what's your secret, user?

I warned you user.
>inb4 "timestamp it!"

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Okay, you = awesome.

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>W-what's your secret, user?
I was the best looking in the group of outcasts I hung around with. I realised I didn't have to look like Chad, just had to look like chad in comparison.
Plus, it helped that no one actually knew how big 4 inches was.
I always had this saying "fake confidence until you have it."
I've been faking it since I was 13. I am 22 now.
(I understand this might not help everyone. Maybe not anyone. But I believe in all of you. Busting one fat nut in a woman you have no emotional connection with is enough to change you for the better.)

fucking gross stop trying to be funny femanons

gonna fap to this rn

That could just be shit. The only currency accepted for proof here are tits.
I mean, except for beta basedboys like and .

>you're retarded for having the subjective feeling that the research done inaccurately portrays the size of your schlong as large compared to other schlongs
OTOH, hearing this from somebody else always lifts my spirits.
I might just have been ruined by the internet, because everyone is 8x6.5.

Honestly don't care but why? It's just blood.

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I would date a guy with a small dick if his personality was good but I would cuck him with someone big.

OOOH that's what it is
nice

>Some faggot is going to steal/buy a pad then wipe his shit on it just to prove they're a chick in a thread
You're hopeless.

The foot mostly. Cute feet and panties smeared with blood. I can dig.

Interesting pattern there. I bet you got some big curtains.

Because when you're a woman everything about you is a sex object. Even your shit, piss and blood. Every part of you exists for no reason other than to arouse and then get fucked

>implying there aren't people with that much time on their hands
Keep stroking that tiny willy, twink.

Hot. Maybe I can start selling blood and breastmilk to betas online. I could use some money for a nintendy.

Honestly if I were a girl, I'd spend almost 100% of my time being a cam whore.
Even as a boi I've contemplated getting one of them OhMiBods and doing gay cam and shove it in my ass but I'm not gay and that doesn't pay as well.
Also not feminine enough looking to pretend to be a trap

Girls already do that. Havent you heard of the site where the girl makes cookies from her period blood and sells them?

I for one am always in the market for used panties. I pay top dollar for a vacuum sealed pair of used panties. The more used, the better!

And the girl who sells shit Twinkies

I couldn't go that far into degeneracy. I bet those baked goods are probably fake too. Milk'd be easy to do since I'd just need the pill and a pump. (Plus that's my fetish)

>Vets at a Polish zoo have finally got to the bottom of why two caimans that have been mating for nearly half a century have never managed to produce any offspring.
They've actually had sex, just couldn't impregnate females.
ladbible.com/news/animals-crocodile-hasnt-fathered-kids-for-50-years-because-of-small-penis-20190126
I'm not a femanon, but my gf told me about dicklet she dated, he must've been around 3 inches, the worst thing is he'd cum in few minutes and wasn't willing to please her with his fingers and such, that's why they broke.

Yes if I really, really loved him.

You wouldnt vacuum seal a pair of your panties? Come on now.

Fuck, what a douche. I couldn't be that bad at sex if I tried

What would make you love a man unconditionally?

Cute feet, just so you know.

Being Chad, of course.

Either there is something wrong with me or everyone who hates small dick is a faggot/false flagging male/roastie who has had a train ran on her multiple times. My last bf 6 years ago didn't even have that big of a dick (6 inches or so) and having sex with him was so painful that I would start crying halfway through. It got to the point where I told him that he can go fuck other girls because I can't give him what he needs. He refused and we broke up shortly afterwards, not that I blame him.

Maybe, but I don't have the means to do so right now and the market is heavily oversaturated. It's to the point where panty sweatshops are making fake dirty panties.
also I have a lactation fetish.

Lactation is hot, but why do you keep mentioning it?

New idea
Milk soaked bras.

Doesnt breast milk spoil like regular milk? Shipping that stuff would be expensive.

It's obvious she wants someone to ask to show it on pic or video.
So show some milk coming out ya bewbs

6 is slightly above average. That being said, you should probably see a gyno. That much pain isn't normal. The gynecologist may be able to prescribe you something or give you some advice and exercises.

>It's obvious she wants someone to ask to show it on pic or video.
No but a bf who's into ANR would be nice...

If I did ship it it would probably be locally with a cold pack. People ship live reptiles all the time. So breastmilk shouldn't be too hard right?

6 isnt above average. average is a range most men are 5-7 inches.

Obvious bait is obviously bait.

nobody wants to buy breast milk. You're not hot enough and it tastes like shit

Average is not a range. Average is a single point. Normal is a range.

It tastes like cow's milk but sweeter supposedly. There are plenty of men who are into it.

>it tastes like shit
Have you tried it? I'd like to try it, but yeah, as you said, I'd never buy it.

if you have 3 guys two who are 7 inches and one who is 5 the "average" would be 6.3. But if youre 6.3 or average you still have a smaller dick then the majority.

That's why people also use median.

I did and he didn't really do much other than take a pap smear which came out normal. The pain was so excruciating that I don't want to go back unless I have a serious medical emergency.
Also had an exploratory laparoscopy on a different occasion (turned out to be a rotten appendix) so there's nothing wrong with my internal bits.

Really? It sounds like you have vaginismus to me. You may want to try and find a specialist. I hope you can work through it.

Thanks. I've considered the idea. Maybe I'll look around for a specialist when I have more money.

median is even more inaccurate. in I did median thr average would be 7 inches

If you can't afford a specialist you might be able to find some exercises online. Do whatever works for you. Good luck fellow femanon. :)

Thanks friend. All the same to you.
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>originaloreganolasagna

how come you roasties can never come up with an original post fucking brainless monkeys

I fucking suck at women. doesn't mean I'm a fucking incel

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how would I know? how would I know?

>buying a copy of a thousand year old book
Cuck

I'm a guy with 7 inches
be my gf so we can be straight together to spite the sizequeen homo

Of course, there's a lot more to sex besides benis and bagina... different foreplay, positions, and toys.... plus, that's only a small aspect of the relationship
I'm dating a guy right now that has a much lower sex drive than me, and it's been hard to adjust, but I love him beyond sex so i'm happy just cuddling.

It'd be hard for me to adjust to someone too big desu