Mother isnt home to make food

i hope she never comes back home to your ungrateful and unlovable ass

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Just buy pizza and have it delivered, then call your Mom and tell her what you've done and demand she comes home to pay for it

if my mom had money i'd do that

suck dicks you faggot.

Eat your shit with grass poor fag nigger

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what are you, 5 fucking years old?

go color until she gets home

Eat your own shit. It's not that bad

LMAO

You are genuinely sitting there hungry because you can even make the simpliest of food or is this bait

this
ground beef, eggs, spaghetti, garlic and tomato sauce. very simple to do for those who can't cook

when i try to make food it tastes disgusting
bring me a coloring book

Can't you put bread in a toaster?

Anything easy that you literally just add hot water to?

yeah but i dont want toast, if we had hot pockets id just eat those. i already had goldfish and some stale ass chips

I know this feel, OP.
And i'm 22.

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You must be suffering severe brain damage if you can't even make eggs

i'm 24 i just want hot food
no bully

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Eat your own cum then

gays get off my board
reeeeee

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you're 24 years old and eat goldfish crackers and hot pockets

do you have downs syndrome

>24

yikes

i am autism and even i can make basic shit like spaghet and meat and salads

i'm autistic too mate
no

It's okay fren, just hold on a bit longer and she'll be home

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well you're problem is that your fuckin lazy

Lmao op you're actually based

im lazy because i can't cook? fuck u

you can cook. it is easy as all hell to cook basic things

Get a job then and buy food ready to eat

you say that but my food always tastes bad

You're lazy cause you wont take the time to learn. I learned how to cook when I was 12 and I'm 20 now. Instead of my mom cooking for me I cook for her cause I truly love that lady and I find ways to show it like making sure the food is still hot when she gets home or clean the house without her asking, that's probably why she doesnt mind I stay home all day playing guitar and jerking off,

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Get a mcjob.

I'm sure you can sneak some fries when the boss ain't looking

Thats why I keep emergency sardines under my bed. Otherwise I just drink milk until I feel full or until she comes home to make me pasta.

>all these normalfags
no wonder r9k is so shitty now

Cooking is normie?

It is I who cooks for my mother. Chew on that, subhuman.

MOMMY FOUND THE HOT POCKETS BOYS