Whats your ideal and minimum BF requirements fembots?

Nah shes absolutely gorgeous

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You and 85 percent of the male population

^this so much. Always thought the same.

thats me except not white and not 6 foot

What race user and what height? :)

Good luck with that.

I'm legitimately considering going straight because every guy I've ever dated has been a complete schizoid.

>5'6-5'8
>Asian or Latino

What the hell im all of these

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Thanks for posting this, feels good to make the cut even though you're just some baiting turbo-autist. Man Lana's such a slut but her voice is too cute, gonna listen to Off to the Races now thx for the 'minder.

I'm 5'7 Latino, are you biologically female though?

>on Jow Forums
>doesn't use social media

pick one famalam

Black, 5'7" :)

Oh yeah, because the commonly understood definition of social media includes Bengali basketweaving cartels where anonymous losers come to scream into the void. Cmon man you can stir the pot better than this.

all this is me
where do you live? if your close i might make you my minimum requirement gf

yes I am biologically female

Jow Forums is a social media site, even if you post anonymously. You cannot come up with a definition for social media that does not exclude Jow Forums but include all other social media services.

You are objectively incorrect. 4th and is not social media ask anyone and they will agree.
It's OK to be wrong sometimes

May I ask where you're from and your age? And some interests?

southwest us, 26, going out to eat and having sex

Oh wow shame I'm not in the us, unless you're interested on talking or whatever like that

I asked about your interests not your biological functions. Women are so fucking boring.

those are my interests

>white
>5'9 or taller
>skelly/slim
>isn't getting a meme degree
>playfully aggressive
>likes to be teased and bullied
>has a nice vernacular
>likes to sometimes have time away from each other

Bait

Maybe bait

Me
>Hispanic
>true 5ft11in i really should tell girls Im 6ft0in
>masters in stem Bullshit
>exercise 3x plus week for 5ish years
>dont give a shit about videogames. Its just an outlet that gets boring fast
>spend 90pct of my time doing bullshit for my life
>i always am researching a project or hobby or big life purchase.
>dont listen to music i already pay for an audible subscription that i suspend every 6 months for a discount.
>mechanically listen the pop charts once a month and whenever a friend sends something so that Im not uncomfortable when Im at a bar club
>Imover 25 and fucking boring

Ideal girl
>has a degree
>gives a shit about her direction in life
>immediate family is not a complete fucking mess (ie addictions, jail, welfare, unsecured debt)
>has values not rooted in material possessions
>not fat
>Jewish (its a thing i grew up in nyc)

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ideal
>6ft+
>good looking
>highly intelligent
>fit body
>good communication skills
>fun personality
>nice and deep voice
>pretty hands
>rich

minimum
>5'7"+
>6/10+
>highly intelligent
>not fat and at least willing to work out

I have very feminine hands. Do you think theyre pretty?

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minimum
>biologically male
>speaks english
>dick bigger than a micropenis
>no anger issues
>not overweight or obese
>has a college degree or knows a trade
>wants kids
>willing to live in the city

ideal (including the above)
>has a graduate degree
>taller than me
>no mental health issues
>fit
>likes animals
>vegetarian
>bilingual

for reference I'm
>white
>female
>17 BMI, 30D bra size
>about to graduate with non-meme degree
>have a job offer for six figures
>I'm depressed and have an ED but that's it

Yeah why is this so common? I'm too sleepy to figure out an answer, can any deep thinking user help me out?

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men are culturally shamed into not talking about their emotions with friends or family, which leaves them often unable to deal with unpleasant feelings
toxic masculinity basically

also fuck team cap, they were full of shit. iron man did nothing wrong.

OH yeah, that's true. Now that I think about it, my friends are that way too. Men/boys that are not afraid of their emotions are very cool people. I've met a few online, none irl. I like how they seem more balanced and 'real' because of it.

Fuck off you retard. Stark's position was based wholly on his deep insecurities. While Cap'n did what he thought was morally right.

Fembot here.

minimum
>black(eh no white bois thanks)
>6'2
>musculer
>out going
>people person
>deep voice
>bad boy type
>funny and fun personality
>rich
>

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kys,slutty,ill better dick and dash some hoe from tinder than you

I'm all of these except vegetarian, fit (not overweight) and I'm still in university (started late). I can drop a throwaway email if you're interested

t. jelly incel white boi who will never touch a cute white girl like me

Keep crying incel while I get blacked daily.

>anyone

>loves me

im all of those, minus the 6 foot thing, and i have a beautiful white teen gf who i met at college, whos a conservative like me, and laughs at all crazy feminists and thots of today with me. I can tell you are an ugly hambeast who thinks they deserve the world. You are not a quality woman, why would a quality man want someone like you?

Femanon, when it comes to blacked. Youre the only one who loses.

Shit tier bait user. No Tyrones BBC today

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tfw all of the ideal, but no job. KMS

Nice original cope incel

>4'11 to 5-11"
>thin. Never "thicc" and certainly never fat.
>not ugly
>unshakably loyal
>wants children
>kind and family oriented
>not retarded
>has decent interests
>not a shitlib, pro white
In other words, roastie, I fit all of your requirements but you probably don't fit mine.

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My ideal fembot
>fembots dont exist
>women are never lonely
>if you are in a relationship you are not a robot
>if you are in a relationship you are not lonely or depressed

women just come on here to take advantage of lonely men while their BF is at work, a relationship isnt enough for them so they have to cheat on him because all women are lying whores

She should be taller than 5', pretty in some shape or form, and we should be able to share our feelings with each other easily and comfortably.

No like her music is shit

Me
>White
>5'11
>Obese
>Wanting to quit social media every fucking day
>Plays videogames, is good at them
>Not racist
>Is a member of a political party

Min:
>Female
>Shorter than me
>University educated
>Agnostic/Non-practicing
>Unconcerned with appearance
>Is >23 years old
>Organically female
Ideal:
>Latina and is willing to accept my absolutely terrible Spanish learning
>Is capable of holding a conversation that isn't centered around them
>Has ambitions, or at least is able to keep themself level-headed

I WANT TO LEAVE LONDON GIVE ME A GF ALREADY

Wow, hello.
Can you love me though?

Me
>male, 28
>6 ft
>blue eyes, brown hair, white
>fit, work out and diet
>Doctor
>Leaning right but don't want children and not religious
>Play videogames, watch anime and k-drama
>really into history
>Like to spend time alone but don't have issues socializing
>want a long term meaningful relationship
>Lost virginity at 21 with my ex gf - had a 7 years relationship with her (only had one sexual partner in my life)
>don't have any mental issue and/or disorder, have been depressed though.

Minimum:
>absolutely not fat, not even overweight
>6/10 looks
>doesn't want children
>white or asian
>no mental disorders
>above average intelligence
>can take jokes
>is above 20
>mustn't have had more than 3 sexual partners
>have never had ocasional sex
>have never cheated on past boyfriends

ideal
>everything in the minumum
>fit, with somewhat big boobs and 20% bf; no flat ass
>non meme degree
>straight long hair
>between 23 and 28 years old
>virgin or 1 past sexual partner
>between 5.4 and 5.7 ft
>likes videogames and anime
>not left wing
>wants her own spaces and alone time

>unchangeable physical attribute
>unchangeable physical attribute
>fair
>fair
>somewhat fair
>fair
>I guess?
>fair
>fair
On the bait scale I rate you 2/9

minimum
>biologically female
>6/10 looks
>not overweight or obese
>wants kids eventually
>Moderate political views
>Kind,loving and romantic
>Open minded and patient
>Maintains proper hygiene

ideal (including the above)
>no mental health issues
>Good sense of humour
>Gorgeous face
>Only slightly chubby
>Moved to another country as a kid
>Passionate about her hobbies
>Cute feet
>Reads lots of books
>Some sort of artist

for reference I'm
>metizo
>male
>19
>A 7/10,I have a big of a belly but I'm working on it to burn it off
>about to graduate with technical degree
>Bilingual
>Avid reader
>Avarage sized dick but good at oral
>I'm depressed and tame foot fetish but that's it

Jow Forums is a social media site dummy. It is okay to be wrong sometimes. You can do better dum dum. I believe in you!

This desu. This is not spam

>>wants kids
>>wants children
Welp, guess I'm gonna be forever alone.

I'm more into masculine hands.
Sorry user.

I used to have a small amount of respect for Lana Del Ray until I saw this gif. Fucking sluts are retarded

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Me:
>6ft 1 male
>fit
>CE degree, big boy savings and assets
>bilingual, family is from Argentina so speak espanis
>blond hair, blue eyes(but south American so obviously black)
>lolbertarian
>have rape fetish

Ideal gf:
>speaks espanis fluently
>lifts with me, has big thighs
>has rape fetish and lets me play out scenarios on her(consensual nonconsent)
>cute face
>likes anime and vidya
>bachelors degree in nonmeme area and actually saves money/has reasonable assets

Current gf:
>see above

I was an incel neet 4 years ago. Went to community college, got good grades, moved to cheapest 4 year university that offered CE with an academic scholarship, they had a gym so I started lifting, etc etc, basically turned my whole life around through working and pushing myself and found a top tier qt, but obviously self improvement is a Jewish meme and being a smelly neet is based and redpilled.

me
>5'0 bangladeshi girl
>80 pounds
>doesnt really talk to people
>maybe 6/10
>college freshman
>upper middle class living with parents

minimum
>taller than me
>not ugly
>not a liberal
>funny
>not rich but decent future
>not degenerate who fucks and does drugs
>wants children

ideal
>white
>6'0 or up
>decent build
>funny, someone i can say fucked shit to
>dominant
>big peepee
>understands me because am kind of reclusive and autistic
>wants something long term
>wants children
>very racist

sigh im just listing the traits of my recent ex

Racist in what way exactly?

That was bait you retard. Jesus Christ. How could you fall for something that obvious?

i hate most blacks and mexicans so it's nice to be able to joke around or vent with someone who doesnt really care

>not racist
>wants to leave london
stay in the cesspool containment zone where you belong, cuck

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>be alive
>likes me

You like these hands?

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I am all of those things but realistically is my peepee gonna fit inside you
also you're brown which means you get relegated from the gf zone to the pump and dump zone

Hi Oblomov

im waiting till marriage man thot

sounds like cope to me, sweetie :^)
I mean I would still be nice to you sometimes
you're so tiny I could do all kinds of fun things to you

guess no femanons like them :(

yes those are attractive hands
also... dem arm veins

thank you :)
now u have to let me choke you with them :)

Is dating really this easy? I meet 99% of the requirements here but I've never asked women out because I have the self esteem of a rock thanks to heavy neglect as a child.

You sound qt. What do you think of the Jews?

>is really short and not white
>wants a white and tall guy

yeah fuck women

no one wants to date small wog boys

lemme add fuck australians to that too

close, but I am the superior version
you need to learn your place
wog boys aren't needed in this world, especially not small ones

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new zealand, australia, same shit both are upside down world

you literally have wog boy genes, your tiny bone structure and inbred ancestry is going to pass on to your kid and you're going to fucking hate his guts. don't pass on your shitty bird bone genes

oof
wrong again
I have Anglo saxon genes
literally (literally) racially superior
how can you possibly blame girls for preferring us?

wrong person, but same thing

if you breed with a race you think is inferior your kid is going to have the genes of that race and they'll just be mentally ill as fuck cause their parents lowkey don't like the fact that they're brown or asian or whatever

pls
I wouldn't breed with a wog
youtube.com/watch?v=LJZIBx1fpUU

Fake and beta-pilled. Imagine vikings not raping. Anywhere. Lel. Brown women exist to be bred by white men.

well, that's fine i guess

>OP prompt specifically asks for fembots to post their requirements

>disgusting, thirsty, attention-starved, validation-seeking males are literally unable to resist the urge to both describe themselves AND state their own requirements

P L E A S E, kill yourselves.

>Brown women exist to be bred by white men.

and that's why you have mexicans

that's why latinos have the gene to go bald, way to go

There were barely any white women in SA ever. Without Spanish bleaching it would just be full of natives and would be even worse than it is now. Latin America is a work in progress but at least quite a few Latin Americans are white enough they average like half Spanish DNA so if you some could even give you white passing kids.

I dont have any standards as long as hes a good person and taller than 5,4.

Idk bro those native niggas looked mad cool though

red indian males defs looked better before they got mixed with whities

Spanish is really quite sub optimal "white" though

All he would need to do is enlist in the us. Military. And I'd be his virgin Trad gf/wife

This is ideal preferences faggot