/britfeel/

>gf

lucky cunt

plenty of women settle for lesser men, look at Jezza

You mean normie cunt.

bit weird this post m8

I wonder if Tim has ever been here

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no lod, I want one not that I have one

you know that show is set up right?

It's gone lad, the thread has gone

Mum got a parcel that had Banbury as the return address. She's not opened it yet very suspicious

You think they're all actors?

wish there was more comfy arguments like about music, films or anime. Arguing over politics is always tiring.
I think the hobbit trilogy was really shit

You don't have to, stop taking people on the internet seriously.

What trainers are good for running? I don't think my nike airforce1 are appropriate
Anyone tried nike zoom or nike free?

Where abouts in Banbury

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yes and unironically

why are trannies so vicious?

Nah, it's not, I know people that have been on it...unfortunately.

It's a sample of Alan's Banbury Beans, a new brand of baked beans that's launching on the market. Look out for it on the next series of Dragon's Den.

>tfw never got the mr frosty ice crunchy maker i wanted as a kid

>go one crack for 3 months to prep for this Jeremy Kyle gig

>I think the hobbit trilogy was really shit
No argument to be had there lad.

Heard some new details for the Amazon show are out but I've yet to look yet.

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I'll have a look next time I go downstairs

I had exactly the same feel and mentioned it to my gf and she bought me one. It's shite. Doesn't have the power to crush the ice properly.

Tonights ASMR lads

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COME ON CITY

(REMINDER THE LEEDS MEETUP LOCATION HAS BEEN CHANGED)

Just go on Amazon and select the running shoes category, that's what I did

Went for the cheapest ones

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Massive haul from the local newsagents

>Just go on Amazon and select the running shoes category, that's what I did

>Went for the cheapest ones

That is the most paki advice I've ever heard in my life. Are you your dad?

Tonight's ASMR Iads

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>COME ON CITY
lol

I'm not remotely interested in the Amazon show

not written by Tolkien, therefore it's not even the same universe as far as I'm concerned.

don't even know how some 21st century American studio has the audacity to even take on the responsibility of following up the highly personal works of an Englishman who lived through the First World War.

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Jesus Christ the STATE of Shitty

they're not actors lad, they're too hideous to make it even as a extras in tv and besides if they were actors they're pretty good at pretending to be utterly brain dead, they'd been in something else by now

that show is staged though, they get em riled up before the show and jezza knows how to wind them up and they edit it to make them look worse

>supports man city
>has muslim owner

pretty paki if you ask me

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

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typewriter is broken reeee

Time to settle down for a nice long wanks lads.

>City fucking up this

Typical City

Mr Pakipoo delivered my curry twenty minutes late. But it was piping hot and he gave me two cans of 7up as compensation. Was delicious.
He's a good lad. We all make mistakes. I believe in multiculturalism. All the best take aways are run by foreigners.

city throwing it all away lmao
housemate's gone shopping and he's gonna bring me back a mac and cheese yay

dont do what moni did
go to sportsdirect and try some on, my favourite brands are nike and new balance
get a pair that you can track on an app, after so many km you'll have to replace them

>why are women so vicious
there's your answer

>Blue is the color
RED IS DA COLOUR NORF FC ARE BEST

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Stop funding terrorism and grooming gangs
they all lace the food with MSG and ghee, plus they use asfoetida powder. All of their sauce for their curries comes from big buckets that's why they get it to you so fast they merely fry the meat for 3 minutes then pour the sauce in.

Fukkin filthy suvvan pooftah have a taste of me bald head you CUNT

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>dont do what moni did
This applies to so much more than just trainers.

imagine a thicc brown latina with a slim waist and massive arse sitting on your face after eating a big bowl of spicy beans and brapping in your mouth haha

mmmm naaaaah m8

Sorry lad the terrorissts make a cracking curry

what method of execution do you think elon musk will get in the end?

Why would he be executed?

elon mosque
wahey

ooooh do love a munchy box and footie on telly

Haha what? Why would he be executed?

>Hey, my daughters got raped, my brothers stabbed, my mother acid attacked and my dog and father blown up but this is a crackin tikka phwoaaar I forgive 'em!

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MAH STAND [WONDERWALL] IS FOOKING INVINCIBLE

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it's ok lad I buy my curry from a Nepalese place

>landlord fixed my pissy ceiling

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what does [WONDERWALL] do?
Should be [SAUSAGE PLAITINUM] though.

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Yer okay then.

yes they do I've been in their kitchens and watched them cook.

Glad this story had a happy end

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all the stands are named after bands or songs

>munchy box
youtube.com/watch?v=sk9GQZFWeBE

Cor wouldn't mind a munch on her box y'know lads.

Why were you pissing on your ceiling lad?

Only after Part 3 though but I get what you're saying.
In that case [MEAT PIE, SAUSAGE ROLL] should be it.
youtube.com/watch?v=V6hjI5VSaao

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>they all lace the food with MSG and ghee, plus they use asfoetida powder.
All good things

someone using one of my alt emails to sign up to various websites lads

trust me lad msg is cracking

it's me lad!

Ready for another comfy night lads?

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MSG literally is great. All the anti msg stuff is anti Chinese propaganda.

knock it off you cunt, it's annoying

I GET MY MSG
FROM DIGITAL TV
youtube.com/watch?v=4HtO9BrTAIE

I use it when I cook, pukka stuff

Currently being distributed in W. Yorks.

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Okay thanks I'll have a look. Do yours work with an app?

>mac and cheese
Sounds nice, hope you enjoy it

You can make it at home in 40 minutes or less. 500g of msg is one pound.
250g of Asfoetida is two pound
Ghee is ten pounds for a bucket of it.

They use fucking TUBS of curry sauce. You're literally paying 6.50 a dish for them to slop a tub into a pan (complete with beard haiirs) and you're funding grooming gangs

Incredibly cruel of you

mad banter lad

Looks kinda cute in that photo.
Nice mouth.

I can buy it in ten minutes.

please let it be real

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The hat has finally come off, desu this is a remarkably accurate depiction of me

Absolutely disgusting.
You need to stop persecuting Poley. It's getting out of hand. You're a fucking monster sort it out.

Well done lads, you're doing God's work.

say nigger lmao

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>lazy neet gobbles down mystery meat in curry sauce hungrily as his sister is funnelled into the back of the shag wagon he funded.

Thought this was the direction those posts were going, very pleased to have it confirmed.

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>girl on tinder she'd like to meet
>but as friends

Hahaha, I am done with that app.

>having a sister
yikes

>hurr you can make your own cheaper
Yeah no shit lad. You don't order takeaways do you lad?
Literally anything we order can be made at home. But that's not the reason we get it. It's convenient for lazy people. You can sit back and do nothing watching the tele then it arrives, you get up spend 4 minutes getting it grabbing a fork and opening the pots, then back to watching tele.

Theres a lot of takeaways dont think all of them are linked to child rape

pahahahhahahahah PLEASE let this be real