One shot at life

dendrimarl

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This LMAOO

its one of those names that is so incel that it wraps around and becomes a gigachad name

Stfur mouth with my dick Garfina you little cockslut 8=====D~~~ O:

you think you have it bad?
>tfw named Chomusuke

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"Yeah so there was that cat from that cartoon I found really funny lets just name him that"
How?

>One shot at life
>parents named me Eoghan

who else /weird as fuck name/ ?

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Garfield you faggot loser

>Eoghan

are you fucking irish or something what the fuck

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Time to transition "boi"

FORTH EOGHANAS

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>one shot at life
>parents named me gaylord
thanks guis

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I just want to say that this made me laugh really hard

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>tfw arminstrop
end me lads

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>arminstrop
It's like a retard tried to spell "armstrong."

>that feeling when parents named me ordrisden
JUST

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>one shot at life
>parents named me orbert
i'm 5'3 khhv 21 year old uni drop out

Just change your name hombre, it's easy
My grandpa's parents were immigrants and gave him some gay slavshit name so he just changed it to Brian when he turned 18

>>parents named me orbert

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>tfw dyslexic parents try to name you Robert

My name's Jose but I go by Jody. I've always liked my name.

>no bussy bottom named Jose (joce)

>be spic kid from sbeakerhead dad
>dad names you Nike and has your middle names be air Force one
My buddy actually ran into a kid with this name on his roll sheet last year.

Slav names are Chad as fuck though
>tfw will never have friends named Vladimir, Dmitri and Artyom
>tfw will never bully Vadim for being an asshole cyka blyat

>tfw pubert

I wasn't meant for this world

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>pubert

lmao

I bet middle school was a lot of fun for you.

>JON I REQUIRE LASAGNA
>BULLETS DON'T WORK JON

>tfw you will never grow out of puberty

If your parents aren't ethnically and culturally Irish and living in Ireland you should disown them.

t. Fiachra Thad from Vermont.

Fuck lol this thread post more shit names
FUCKIN PUBERT LOL

FUCKING PUBERT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN A LONG FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT SEIROIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK YOU HAVENT AN HERO'ED YET

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>andrei
kill me

they weren't back in the 30's

>tfw changed all 3 of my names when I got married
>still don't understand why parents were and still are upset
It's just my name, it literally has no bearing on their lives whatsoever, I don't get it.

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youtu.be/OGbhJjXl9Rk

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You have all the right to hate your parents

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>yo pube
>YO YO
>YO PUBE

>named garfield

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Not as bad but still a weird one, Anthime, I've check and theirs only five of them born within the last 30 years in the province I live in

Stop laughing! Stop laughing right now you som bish!!

I'm a 6 ft tall hairy ass black guy so I'm probably not your dreamboat buddy

>one shot at life
>be named Lalatina

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Thanks for deflecting the scrutiny for my name to yours in this thread.
-Garfield

>one shot at life
>be named Hamtaro

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god dammit I'm so sorry

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yeah
like bartholomew or reginald

or humbert humbert

Lmao fucking fag you sound like a shemale, Garfarella lol

Let's take time to remember Quishel or Qishel or however it was spelt

can I fuck your mother please

... you do understand that megu didn't birth her pet cat, right user?

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tsukihimeoriginal

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Im sorry for you, but thanks for making my day better user kek

Oh boy, the trannies are at it again!

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Stop being such a faggot then. They only attack people who show how much of a faggot they are.

They are ethnically Irish, at least my mum's family is. My dad's family is dutch/Afrikaner, and I grew up in south africa.

Oh and it's pronounced like Owen

>beta orberter

That's a pretty normal name where I live (Ireland)

>tfw black father named me Goku
>tfw never even met him

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Thanks for the explanation i couldn't pronounce that for shit
>be named Dakota
But i'm white

>tfw Quishel
original

>mommy wanted a speshul name
>fucking Abigril

I know you your Aaron's brother and you are both asians

oh no indeed

Absolute kino name

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>one chance at life
>named Siyawosh
Just try and guess how it's pronounced.

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>not landing into girls beds by saying you can eat their pussy like monday lasagna

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see-ya-whoosh
you probably say it every time you flush the toilet too

>pubert
Good lord

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>Reginald Mortimer Humphrey Fairchild Delephontain III

Change your name, it's easier than you think and you can be rid of this horrible name

>named Humphrey
H
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shorten it to Gary?

no, elongate it to Garfunkel.

>named after a fancy anime rat

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>Just call your Beast Boy

I meant "Just call yourself Beast Boy"

>One shot at life
>Be named mignogna

Bro just skip out the middle man and go straight for Changeling.

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