All you guys talking about wanting to suck big hard juicy cocks are just joking, r-right?

>tfw don't like guys in general but love dicks
>tfw no robot friend that doesn't want to date or kiss but just lets me suck his big dick

>not liking cute boys and girls
This is why no one wants to suck your dick

You're probably just watching too much porn. That being said I would probably let you suck my dick.

I don't watch 3d porn. I do look at 2d though.

Pretty much every hentai has a blowjob scene so I can see where that came from.

Of course. Who would actually want to taste this Hot throbbing thing?

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Haha yeah it's all a big joke yeah I totally don't have cocklust every second of the day haha

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Ew drowning in giant smelly daddy cock would be so gross.

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Has anyone here actually sucked a cock or do you just fantasize and shitpost about it 24/7?

I blew my best friend on and off senior year. Even when he got a gf we fooled around occasionally.

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It's one of the few things that's even better IRL than in porn/fantasy

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Only shemale prostitutes, I love dicks but men are gross.

>ywn have a penis this asthetic

Am i not even human? What the fuck is wrong with me

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Sucked my own. Lost flexibility since.

>tfw the penis inspection Dr insists you compare penises side by side

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You'd be surprised how degenerate people are, My grandapa cucks married guys for free often, and my dad has men sucking his dick inbetween cheating with bimbos.
How can that be so easy other than billions being cock hungry degens.

juicy
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

mine is pretty unattractive as a top but it looks pretty cute in a sissy bottom. it's thin and foreskin is too tight to pull back so it looks pretty cute when you see it as a useless ornament instead of an actual cock.

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jesus fucking christ these cocks are way too dang lewd, you can't just go around posting stuff like that

Good news is that's the perfect kind of penis for a bottom, just don't get any silly ideas in your head about being a top

What do you know about lewd?

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thanks user!! hopefully i find a guy irl that agrees with you!

You guys ever help your bros out by cleaning their wee wee wtih your mouth after a long hot day?

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Sucked some cocks, licked a couple pussies, learned that I enjoy doing both and I'd like a situation where I could indulge both at once in a safe and sane setting but that seems to be hard to come by

I tried to do this a few times back when I was 14 and I got close enough to flick the very tip of the urethra with my tongue but I didn't stretch enough to get closer, missed my golden opportunity

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Sucking a cock is hella gay, but sucking a feminine boipussy is pretty damn straight

There's so many fags on Jow Forums now

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r9k is making me gay again I fucking hate this fuck you guys

qucik! look away! once the cocklust is inside of you you'll never get rid of it!

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i want to suck a cute twink cock
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is that a bad thing? why are you so scared of your feelings? maybe there's literally nothing wrong with being attracted to whatever it is you're trying to repress.

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Sucked two. First time was some fat 18yo I met off grindr. It was gross. Second was my bf I also met of grindr and he has a perfect cock and body and it was fun though I couldn't take it all the way because he's 8" and it made me gag kinda

because I never even entertained the thought of fucking a cute boy or sucking a juicy cock until I visited this god forsaken board

Im not gonna look, im not gay!

>tfw born with weak corpus spongiosum so cock just looks meager and ugly all the time
why fucking love, almost everyone has a better looking cock than me and im so fucking jealous I hate it so fucking much aa

I don't understand the cock lust thing
I've been into twinks and traps for more than half my life but I still think dicks are gross.

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tfw you have a smol bf that looks like an ftm but has a nice 6 inch cock. mines bigger, but his cock is quite nice.

Maybe you could just sub for another guy

So seeing a cock like this in person wouldn't put you in heat?

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it does literally nothing for me.
I love the idea of girly boys though

Would you cuddle naked with a girly boy? I love girly boys and I am one and cuddling naked is amazing.

yes. as a heterosexual straight man i would cuddle the dogshit out of you.

So you're telling me you like girly boys but if a clean dude with a nice cock needed some relief you wouldn't?

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Based. Makes sense. I'm a faggot but would easily cuddle a cute girl lel

Not him, but that is exactly the case for me.

But then I also wont if its a clean woman who's masculine.

You wouldn't for a feminine boy either?

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Not him but I'd suck him so hard jfc. Cock sucking it like my top kink hnnng. I like just licking the head too and suckling on it while wanking him.

but you wouldn't for a more masculine one?

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No. Not unless they were 16-21 jock type and looked sufficiently boyish.

wow that's interesting, I've never heard of someone being picky in that regard.

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I like twinks too. Or just late teens early 20s guys that look boyish. I don't like too much masculinity. I do like male genitals though.

>tfw no cuteboy to worship your fat, smelly, uncut cock