Tfw customer is nice and to the point because he understands you're working a dead end McJob and just wants to quickly...

You're actually right lmfao. Most of the crew members are and I'm not exaggerating in the slightest, complete brain dead retards. I have to explain the most basic of basic tasks to them and then I have the explain the most basic steps on how to do that task.

Anytime I'm waiting for my food at McDonalds I like to guess what the average IQ is of the people behind the counter as I watch them fumbling around trying to accomplish the most basic of tasks and just getting in each others way.

Next time you are there ask the retard cashier for the manager on duty and complain that they were rude to you. Regardless if you were actually rude or not the manager on duty has to "talk to" the employee about what they may have did and this generally really pisses off crew members lmao.

>neets are so delusional that they think anyone actually cares when some neckbeard complains to the manager
>implying they won't just laugh at you when you leave, crew and managers included
lmao, I worked at McDonalds when I was a teen and we made fun of retard customers every fucking hour of our shift

>we made fun of retard customers every fucking hour of our shift
I don't even think about you
I don't even register mcdonalds workers as actual humans
they're just slaves that make my burgers

I'm gonna scratch my nuts and ass crack when I'm making your burgers fag

It's impossible for me to understand the mindset of people who go out of their way to purposely bother others or create problems for them.

>enter fast food burger restaurant post lunch rush
>order basic meal
>my burger didn't get any meat
>go tell cashier, get new fresh burger within a minute
>say thanks without being smug or cunty about it and go enjoy my unhealthy meal in peace

Never understood people who have to make a scene for minor problems that are easily fixed. Mistakes happen and working minimum wage is tiresome enough as it is.

Hope you get more good customers until you upgrade your job OP!

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remember anons, always order chicken items first because those take the longest to prepare and fast food anons are usually being put in an extremely unreasonable clock. this place I used to work at demanded a 3 minute average drive thru time when chicken took 5 minutes to fry. and that's 3 minutes from the second the customer opens their mouths, even if it's 40 seconds of "uhhhhhhhh"

People like you are Godsends.

>always have the most simple order with the intention of kindly asking for it and immediately fucking off
>single mother with a horde of kids in front of me is a massive jerk to the person at the counter with her huge order
>get to the counter
>worker is visibly pissed off

I feel for them

You are very welcome.

>Walk up to the counter to order
>"Hello sir, What ca-"..
>TWO BIG MACS AND A FROZEN COKE
>"Y-yes sir, But the frozen coke is down due to cleani-"..
>THEN CLEAN IT
>"Oh, okay. That will be- $11 and "..
>*Throws money on the counter**

Do your job wagie.

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I ask for extra pickles so you make my burgers fresh.

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you're a fucking dumbass
I work line
you just slap some extra pickles in why tf would you need to grill the meat for that
what, you think the sandwiches are just all assembled in a heater and given out? full fucking retard

so this is your biggest nightmare huh

youtube.com/watch?v=qazyX_eTm2M

>tfw so ugly or autistic they had me work grill and line
>only girl in the back even whales got the window
>tfw this qt possible robot boy sometimes said things like "hey fembot" or "see ya fembot" and also "thankyou" to me
>tfw whenever I said something back it was either gibberish or not loud enough
>tfw i wish I was more outgoing
>quit job because people judged me for not being talkative even though I worked harder than everyone else and kept the place clean
>i now have a thing for guys in that uniform

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I was working as a line cook and the guy at the station next to me was trying to pre-close his area. I saw him spray a fat load of heavy duty degreaser right into one of the dishes on accident. It was hilarious when the dish got served and the guy loved it so much that he ordered more.

I just buy my big Mac and say thanks. I don't see what else happens or understand why people stick longer than necessary

>"King of the losers"
>literally just one step above the average mcdick worker, probably do all the labour and cooking shit they do anyways

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>that one fucking faggot who goes to his mcdonald's job in his uniform on a bus
I love watching do their walk of shame down the aisle

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FUCK YOU

I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE JUDGING

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Thank you wagecucks for your tax money, I woulnd't make it without your generous contributions to my welfare.

I try to be as nice as possible and as bullshit free as I can, I make a solid salary now but I still remember what it was like to work at shit tier wagecuck jobs.
Part of the joy of visiting places I used to work is seeing the poor fucks I used to work with in their own personal hell still there and being so thankful that reality is in the past.

jeff bezos worked on mcdonalds too

The only time I get irritated at workers is if its truly a trshy area and the place is nigger tier especially when the workers are rude.
if its just a regular place then i never get mad. people call me a pushover but I digress. I dont have the energy to get mad over those things.
even if my food is made wrong i dont really care. there have been times when they made it completely wrong and I take it as an opportunity to try somethi g new. if it got to the point where i had to take it back i would be the one trying to have their acceptance.
ive been there. its not worth some shitty old trashy smokervoice bitch to slam shit in some teenagers face giving them ptsd just because they forgot pickles.

>finally manage to order fast food by myself after mom died and I'm on my own.
>its made wrong, completely wrong, almost as if I got someone else's order by mistake.
>eat it anyway because I'm hungry for something other than mircowaved frozen food.
>hate it and can barely choke it down, don't have the will power to take it back because I went through the drivethru and took it home to eat.

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That's why I usually wore a tracksuit over my uniform. I don't work for wages anymore, but you really have no idea what it means to work with very little. Mark my words, us guys on the bottom will inherit the earth when things go south, because guys like you just "can't live" without your fancy luxuries.

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I thought they were mostly teenagers? Jeff Bezos worked at McDonalds.

If you order your fries without salt you'll get fresh fries.

He's still a shekel-hoarding piece of shit

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They also have to change the grease and clean the rack they cook them in.

I don't understand shaming people who work menial jobs.

Steven universe White Diamond lookin ass

nah I usually pour that shit directly from the basket to the carton. Way quicker, AND the fry box looks fuller and the customer gets less since fresh fries don't pack as well as older ones
>changing the grease
lmao they don't ever do that. They just top it off when it gets low.

>Tfw old geezers frequent my work so I constantly have to deal with their lonely asses trying to squeeze every drop of social interaction from me as they tell me boring stories about their shitty lives and make jokes that Im sure they think are cute but in reality are rude and insulting
I fucking hate old people so much and every day I work my hatred grows

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>literally first day on the job
>be on register for 2 minutes
>2nd customer is angry I don't know their order by heart since I started working there like 5 minutes ago
>starts yelling at the rest of the staff to teach me their favorite order properly while dangling the possibility of a tip over our heads

Haha fuck retail

because they are like this

Fuck you, Im not paid minimum wage to have conversations with old fucks. They pay me to take money and give change.

Have some humanity, will you?

No. How fucking stupid and oblivious do you have to be to try and extend any interaction with someone working? Just because someone is paid to be polite to you doesnt mean you get a free pass to abuse the fact that they literally cant escape interacting with you.

>get job
>actually enjoy interacting with people
>it's only amusing when customers get angry
>I just smile at them and they rage even more

what the flipping HELL are you talking about? someone is jumping to some heavy conclusions. who hurt you babe?

>be me
>customer comes into store looking for an obscure and obsolete item
>help him find it on our online store
>walk him through the ordering process
>tell him the delivery date
>he begins literally shrieking NO NO NO NO NO for about 10 seconds
>proceeds to tell me about how he could order the same product from amazon and have it by tomorrow and then continues to rant to me about all of the wonderful services amazon provides
>I just smile and tell him that Im sure amazon will appreciate his business
Why do people feel the need to do this? Im just a cog in the machine, it doesnt matter to me if he buys from the store or not

>tfw your mcdonald's has screens that take your order

Your days are numbered, OP

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This dude () who likes to laugh at guys wearing their wagie uniform, just because he thinks he's above low working-class like us. I was only making the argument that guys who work for low wages, and can still keep a roof over their head, are smarter than upper class normies who think that higher salaries automatically makes you eternally successful.

exactly, in that moment you are a mindless cog, a machine even, that they can mindlessly rage at
I just take joy at their monkey rage and wish them a nice day, to which I've been given emphatic FUCK YOUs

I'm the same guy and I grew up "low working class" and I just think you're a fucking tool for defending your mcdonald's job. yeah, let that sink in, even I think you're pathetic. you're probably a rich kid LARPing as a poor with a shitty low effort part time job while your parents pay for everything.

I had to deal with a just guy like that today. Turns out he had an important meeting the following day and needed specific dress pants. Kind of dumb for someone to wait until the last minute, but I tend to do the same thing too...

I have to admit, few things are more satisfying than talking shit about rude customers to other coworkers

It was more of a minimalist approach, actually. But as I mentioned, I don't work there anymore because I took an opportunity with another business when it came around.

Pic related. Not an exact illustration, but this is what I had to start with.

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>animeposter is also a faglord

I remember when I worked at Burger King I had migraines everyday and there was this retarded guy who worked there too who was always on my ass about mopping the floor.

Imagine bragging about working at mcdicks lmao

any stories or anecdotes OP?

I think everyone procrastinates occasionally. The difference is that those people take their frustration out on the employees for not having what they need instead of taking responsibility for waiting too long. Its completely asinine.

What kind of lobotomite forgets to put meat in a fucking burger?

Its the new McVegan burger

Just kill yourself already, ugly tranny bitch

didn't Jack Ma get turned down by KFC?

Only time I ever worked fast food I was too ashamed to ever wear that garbage on the bus so I walked 4 miles home

Pretty much. Especially when the guy behind the counter already has enough problems at home to begin with.

This. I work to live, I dont live to work.

That's pretty much me. I approach the counter, say "hi" fairly briefly, and provide my order without unnecessary small talk. I speak in a slightly louder-than-normal voice, at a moderate pace. I provide my order in the "expected" sequence. Of course, I ask no questions. When the total comes, I swipe my card, deal with the point-of-sale software, say "thank you," and step to the side.

I do this so I don't need to interact with them unnecessarily.

>some of you guys are alright.Don't go to Mcdonald's tomorrow.

Being king of losers makes you the biggest loser. Are you retarded?

You can feel the butthurt and resentment radiating from this post.

>that sperglord obsessed with attacking anime on Jow Forums

That or they have higher aspirations than trying to cement themselves to being a permanent loser. Lmao imagine actually wanting to wage at a fast food joint and seeing it as long term employment to the point of spending time and effort scaling to the top of management. You probably only make like 3 dollars more than them too don't you? That and the added benefit of being able to pester wagies that come and go to do better or just other things while you stay there wasting away.

>Anonymous
McTard

billion dollar company has to cut costs somehow

it's a tough market out there

>customer walks by at least three "dude we have no eggs until *date of next truck* lol" signs
>asks if we have any eggs
>finally have enough one day and tell them to check the sign
>"oh can't you check "

>another day, our debit machines are down
>customer ignored all signs we posted about it
>after I tell her, she asks why we didn't have signs up
>tell her we did
>she says oh and leave
I'm glad I'm out of that place

For your sexy ass

i don't even order food anymore due to this.
once i ordered food and when the guy that was delivering my food took his helmet off, he was like 18-20 years old.
man, that really, really broke me. i almost asked him what the fuck he was doing delivering food at 9 pm instead of going to parties or being comfy at this house.
i didn't enjoyed my lunch that day and i had insomnia because i kept thinking about why the world is like this.

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No problem man. I know it sucks, I've worked enough jobs to know what kind of stuff goes on behind the scenes
>I work at the factory down the road, the pay is better and you don't have to deal with customers, you should look into it.

Probably getting extra cash on the side while simultaneously working out, nothing wrong with that.

I treat retail workers very nicely, the women specifically will give me free stuff. Like today at Starbucks this girl upgraded my drink a size for no reason, made my day. Over the last few days people have rounded up my change to the nearest dollar for no reason. Its like I keep getting given shit. Ive always felt that way, my philosophy has always been that the world will simply deliver for me as long as I keep my eyes open.

Over the last year I had many instances of things like this happening, and only with women. Sometimes when I go to sushi the waitress will give me 20% off, or a free dessert, or free appetizer, free drink, etc. A few months back I went to this upscale Mexican restaurant and the manager came over to my table, asked me tons of questions about how the meal and service were, then gave me a free spiced dessert coffee, which was excellent. I went to In n Out, ordered my meal, and this woman literally barges in front of me in line and demands to pay for my food, shoves her card into the machine, and starts talking with me about how she just wanted to help me out and how nice I was. Women compliment me off the street fairly often, sometimes they clutch their chests when I approach them (not joking, this is what women do to instinctively protect their heart), some feel compelled to compliment me on my eyes. A female coworker once told me
>I dont know what it is about your face, I just trust it. If you told me you could solve all of my problems, id just believe you.
The more this happens, the more emboldened I feel to try and make it happen, which is working somehow. Femanons, I love you too, keep giving me free stuff, its great, it really makes my day.

>ywn be as handsome as user

i'm a wageslave, even though i get my own money, i hate my job and i hate doing services for the costumers.
i put myself on his shoes because of this. i don't know if he like his job or not, but i'm not going to risk being an annoyance to someone.

I've never worked at McDonald's but I'd say it's demanding in a busy city centre based one. I'm not talking demanding in an intellectual way, but more constantly working.

I used to live next to a McDonald's in a quiet area. It was in a small retail park and probably gets busy only at the weekends and lunchtimes. I'd say a job in there at night during the week would be comfy. Based on it's location, it would just be the odd trucker popping in for a coffee or something small

>have faggot boss
>routinely make fun of faggot boss
>everyone hates faggot boss
>all make fun of him behind his back
>faggot boss knows everyone hates him
>whenever he walks by and we are laughing he asks what we are laughing at

This was in retail, he was the store manager, the king of our dump, if you will. Heres an idea of what makes a retail/fast food/bullshit wagie faggot job manager, this guy was archetypal

>5 foot 3
>ugly features
>bald
>seemingly permanent stye on eye
>high pitched voice
>inability to communicate like a normal person
>obsequious faggot to all upper level management
>never stood up for himself
>routinely made fun of and insulted by customers
>I made him cry a few times

When I quit he didnt even have the balls to talk to me about it. He cried though, he really needed me at that store. The sales numbers were dropping, I was the only supervisor at the time who was doing shit, and his job was in jeopardy. I gave him 4 weeks notice because I really liked my coworkers and didnt want the store to suffer.
>faggot boss finds my replacement
>replacement quits on first day
Anyways, after I quit three more people followed suit, the store was entirely understaffed for the holidays, and last I heard, he is on thin ice, at risk of being fired. Meanwhile I got a new job with better hours and higher pay after taking a two month NEET vacation.

I hope youre proud of your mediocrity. I hope it brings you genuine pleasure, and validates you when you gaze upon your ugly face every morning in the mirror. I actually pity you and your hollow, sad, wageslave enforcer life.

What one user? There's a lot

If you aren't working at corporate, like me you didn't apply yourself enjoy your 5 figure salary, I'll be enjoying my 7 figure quarterly bonus

You may not care about my day but I care about yours and I hope you don't mind me smiling at you.

I got and paid for two burgers once because I failed to communicate. I just ate both of them.

Blue collar fags are going to fare a lot better than any McNigger if shit goes south

>it snowed last night
>all of the homeless people who usually beg on the street wanded into my store and bullshitted all night
FUCK
I HATE THE HOMELESS SO MUCH

I don't think this has made a difference. There is still one or two normal checkouts and I have noticed alot of people working in the back now as a result.

You'd think you get things quicker, but no you don't

I feel sorry for your old boss. You should have been nicer to him. You just joined in like a sheep with the rest of the people who mocked him.

Why don't you have a backbone user? Stand out yourself and stand up for him

>my burger didn't get any meat
Sure this is a minor problem for you, but do you think that's just a one-off mistake from whichever 3 watt behind the counter? People like you are the reason why standards are so low

Did they buy anything lol

Keked

I suppose it could happen though