User why haven't you made it yet?

That's what you want so badly right?

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Im not a primitive drone and my life revolves around more than just sex
please go back

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I just wanted a wider torso desu

Making it is hard work, but shitposting is easy.

>not posting the webm

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Was this supposed to be sexy? She just looks retarded.

I just want to stop feeling so fucking lonely and horny every single waking moment FUCK.

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>not posting the proper webm
fag

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congrats you're gay

hey man alright

No I'm NOT ALRIGHT

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>that ass jiggle at the start of the webm

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Cope. It's hard to look retarded when you're that hot.

Somebody fix this loneliness and horniness aaaaaaaaa

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see... there's two questions here
(1) Why haven't you risen to be the absolute best of the best of the best in your field?
(2) Why does no one give you any money?

vixra.org/author/jonathan_w_tooker

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what the fuck?

>Why haven't you risen to be the absolute best of the best of the best in your field?

That will never hapen. There will always be a bunch of people way better than you.
Either because they are some real geniuses or because they spend their entire free time on the profession as well.
Mediocrity is something that almost every adult person will have to accept and live with

hey user why are you so horny and lonely?

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Fuck this I cant take it any more Im going to visit a hooker this weekend.

No u beta

Enjoy your STD

I've tried hookers. It fixes the horny but not the lonely.

Ill wear a condom.

schizo poster from /sci/ pretending he solved a math problem

As much as I want to make it, deep down I just wish I could meet her again and work things out. Instead I'm left with just too much time on my hands since we parted ways.

Get a fucking job?

I'm 5'10"

I can never make it no matter what I do.

Her boobs are a little too big

kek, I'm a student and I spend most of my time reading and writing to do with my studies. I'm sitting at a comfortable average of just above 90% and the diminishing returns would be too great if I pushed further forward. I already spend 5 hours a day working out and I just usually pass out or lay in bed for the rest of the time. Got into fencing recently but the guys at the local club are not very skilled and just by speed alone I beat them.

I every aspect, I've made it. It appears that I've made it:
>strong lifts
>kickboxing
>no longer fat
>diet on point, can afford to have a drink with old buddies now and then
>stable and comfy job that allows me to work on my side things
>side things include writing a novel, 90k+ words already in
>tall, great hair although I prefer it buzz cut
>no actual deformities except a broken arm but I can still use it normally
>good hygiene, shower daily or twice a day, fresh clothes daily
>still able to loosely maintain old, 20+ years friendships despite the fact that some of us moved in other countries and got married / with kids
However I'm stuck in a seemingly endless loop and I'm still a loner. Always been, I only have my old friends to actually call friends. I can't click with anybody anymore, most people piss me off with their attitude. Maybe that's why I'm not social? I don't enjoy and don't want to be social, every time I've tried to be social I ended up feeling miserable.
And yeah, I'm still single, only had 2 gfs why whole life and both relationships were very shallow and didn't go anywhere.

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If you have comfortable money and time on your hands, go see a therapist. Even if you have excellent mental hygiene you're still likely to find useful advice, and at the least you'll have someone to give updates to every week.

Get a fucking job

eating her ass would be so fun

My government pays for my uni and living costs, I already get a good amount of money and I've been saving for awhile. How do you balance it? Work only on weekends or work seasonally? I've been doing some gigs every now and then but I don't have the time to find something stable and long term on account of university.

Fuck was meant for

Who is the girl

She thinks she has the best ass there, but in reality she just the best at pulling hear underwear up her ass crack. Stupid whore.

somebody please cure my lonely and horny AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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imagine being her punching bag except you're standing naked with an uncontrollable erection and she keeps aiming for your dick and balls haha

One (1) cure for horny and lonely please.

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>That's what you want so badly right
someone to insert my dick, get a few seconds of pleasure and call it a day? no thanks.
i lift because it's either that or alcohol. lifting is how i cope with my life.

Sounds like a lot of cope to me

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Based

A gf is more than sex. You've never had one so you don't know any better. Poor thing.

one (1) gf please

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the op didn't said anything about a gf

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oh boy this sure is a great Jow Forumsness-related thread. what a great thread discussing fitness and health. good thread OP!

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go away homo

Never managed to convince a gf to properly beat the shit out of me, one busted my nose once but as soon as she did she felt bad and apologized which ruined it - girls are too nice to me so I can never make it

just pay a whore to do it you degenerate

>wanting to discuss fitness on a fitness forum instead of staring with my tounge out drooling at pixels is gay

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Yeah that girl is coping with her lack of ass with that swimsuit.

stop posting that bald homo

tried, they won't take it as far as I want them too either

oooh mee so horney!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ayyyy why you such a downer? were on our way there senpai

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Not sexy in an seductive way, more in a having fun way
now an hero you homo

yep thats exactly the peak

flat masterrace

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Please stop

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this really gets me going, is there a story?

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just your average instagram thot in scripted situations in her never-ending quest for likes on her posts

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The story is that she was raised poorly without a proper father-figure.
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