Imagine that a genie is offering you your ideal gf. She's perfect in every single way you can imagine. Maybe she's a pure virgin, or a huge pervert. Maybe she's a cutesy, nerdy girl or a 10/10 stacy. Maybe she's a normalfag who parties, or maybe she's an introvert who likes to cuddle and vidya.
Point is, she matches your ideal gf in every single way, both in looks and personality.
There's only one thing you should know, she has a penis. Do you still accept the genie's offer?
If the genie was like "She's perfect in every way but she has a dick" then I'd say no and asked if he's got another dubious offer like I can read minds but only when I'm drinking milk.
Jaxon Thomas
okay as long as she has a vagina too.
Dylan Watson
Volcel if you wouldn't, faggs.
Sebastian Kelly
fuck no anal birth would never work the child would die. is she going to lay eggs? also my ideal gf doesn't have a penis
Owen Sanders
if gay, then it's the reverse but your bf has a vagina.
if bi go fuck yourself
Blake Hill
Sauce on the vid? Oregano's
Landon Torres
for the love of god why won't you mentally ill faggots fuck off to a discord server where you can exchange your disgusting fantasies about genies, trannies and how much dick you want to suck 24/7 without interruptions? why do we have to tolerate your faggotry on this board? are you so fucked up in the head you fail to understand you're not wanted here? or do you seriously believe by trap-posting and cock-lusting you can brainwash lonely robots into becoming cock-craving faggots and sissified "femboys" like yourselves?
just fucking kys already, you serve no purpose, you're the unwanted pests of society and no one will ever miss you when you die, not even your own family members who have probably disowned you by now
She's perfect in every single way you can imagine I imagine a perfect inny pussy. Unless it's like says then this is no way perfect
Mason Thomas
>Phat W
My ideal gf is a trap
Blake Johnson
How is this even a question? She obviously wouldn't be my ideal gf if she didn't have a penis.
Levi Walker
>if bi go fuck yourself Don't bi people already do this?
Angel Jenkins
Let me rephrase the questions, she's your ideal gf, save for the fact that she has a penis
Andrew Brooks
You didn't understand what I was saying. My ideal gf always has a penis.
Noah Roberts
You didn't clarify balls or no balls OP
Isaac Price
Balls, but obviously she'll let you personally remove them if you want to because your ideal gf would let you do whatever you wanted to her.
Nicholas Stewart
Yoooo it could be an empty sac
Elijah Richardson
Anyone looking at this webm should realize its a twink with bolt on tits and watch it again
Xavier Wilson
how can i not "deliberately enter" one of your fucking threads when you are deliberately posting all the fucking time about cocks and trannies and boipussy and i constantly have to hide threads? fucking kys, you disgusting subhuman piece of shit, you deserve nothing better than aids
Julian Collins
Okay, let my try again. She's exactly like your ideal gf EXCEPT with a penis. She's not your ideal gf, but the same in every way except for this
Jayden Thompson
>ideal girlfriend >not actually a girl
Brody Turner
She is a he, end of the question.
Nathan Hall
Thought I was the only one who thought that
Adrian Campbell
>how can i not "deliberately enter" one of your fucking threads
You don't click on them, or even filter them. There's only 3 threads on the front page. Is it really that hard to ignore 3 threads? Is your autism this bad?
Adrian Thomas
Does she have a vagina as well? Because if the answer is yes then that IS my dream gf
You clearly don't understand what I'm saying. The penis is mandatory.
Blake Wood
i need the sauce on this webm
Ryder Jones
Oh, nvm. I suck cocks
Gabriel Young
yes we know the thread shows that already
Michael Clark
HRT predator thread. ignore and report
Aaron Williams
not counting when your faggotry spills over to normal, non-trap threads:
and those get bumped regularly throughout the day plus new ones are created all the time, so go fuck yourself, had enough of your shit.
Adrian Robinson
What are you on about, all but one of those are straight up trap threads. So much for "spilling over". user, is your aspergers so bad you can't just refrain from not entering threads you don't like? If you need a safe space to keep you from having an autistic meltdown, there's plenty of places out there for you, including r/cuckold. Maybe you should give it a visit
Kevin Miller
How does one have reading comprehension as bad as yours?
Jack Watson
Yes, my perfect GF is rich and gets off to watching me fuck asian massage parlor girls and wants to suck the mix of cum and pussy juice off my cock when I'm done
Joseph Ortiz
How does one have crippling autism as bad as yours? You just linked a few gay/cocklust threads and said it was spilling over. You obviously didnt think this through. If seeing threads like these makes you cry then leave, it really is that easy
Jayden Nelson
I wasn't the guy who posted it you fucking retard. I'm commenting on how you couldn't even understand what his first sentence meant. Jesus you're so fucking retarded.
Dylan Richardson
So you're just shitposting, okay, then leave. Stop trying to signal how smart you are
Oliver Powell
>get called out for being retarded >y-you're just shitposting Whatever makes you feel better
When you deliberately jump into an argument and just call someone retarded so you can virtue signal how smart you are, yes you're shitposting. But I'll let you feel like you've won another internet argument
Christopher Roberts
You couldn't understand what his first sentence meant. You are a retard, friend. I bet you can't even figure out why I'm calling you retarded either. You're too stupid.
>There's only one thing you should know, she has a penis. Do you still accept the genie's offer? Provided she has a fully functional and totally fuckable vagina, sure.
Zachary Martin
Many east asians are lactose intolerant. FYI.
So she can read your mind when she drinks milk, but never drinks milk from long before she ever met you, so in effect she's no different from the idea GF who can't read your mind.
Michael Sanchez
> Highjack a conversation > "I wasn't the one you were talking too, your points are invalid" Everytime.
Blake Mitchell
A Penis wouldn't be a big deal if she also has a vagina with a functioning reproductive system attached to it.
Jeremiah Hall
Fine, but I get to make the rules >no one can tell she has a dick >dick size exactly equal to mine >she has a pussy, but with a non functional womb from the process used to create her (so I can cum inside no problem)
