Choose your RPG(F)

Wizard
> I need my woman to be as smart as I am, or I'm instantly not interested
Plus if she's a useless dork early on you can teach her humility through close encounters with El Goblino

I'll go with monk because I'm a busy lad, so she could get her meditations in while I'm gone. The lack of laziness is OK, like I said I'm a busy body and she'd be a good motivator, and the otherworldly sex stuff... Hell yeah

You cucklords don't even notice the ultimate power of the.
RANGER GF
"Oohhh ewww she is sweaty and gross meh nyeh ewww hehehe".
Cuck losers hah

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Druid Gf, since I can get more out of her powers than the others

Hell yeah, just imagine the contortion-sex possibilities

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Druid GF can make herself into a catgirl. Obvious choice, little downsides.

This, because it just makes sense and is the one comfier to go adventuring with (visiting the cities, bartering but also camping and exploring with her bard skillz).
Second place for Sorceress gf which has little drawback plus would help complement my build (warrior/paladin).
I haven't even looked at the fighter types as women don't belong there and it's really gay.

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She can make herself into an actual, cat, yes.

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>only cares about god/satan thing
>misses the rest of the descriptions

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I'll take the Qiggong Monk, thanks. A calm woman is worth her weight in gold.

She can do both, though, I dislike your idea.

>no skills
>cucks you
Trash.

>no skills
it doesn't mean no RPG skills it means stuff like survival skills or manual labor. Which I think a sorceress or most of the other would too
>cucks you
No, flirts with others as part of her bard class, doesn't cuck you (but yes a mild annoyance).

>Damn, there was like a whole tragic character arc in that post
kek
I didn't choose the cleric for being a virgin, but because she seems like the most supportive and friendly gf after the bard and monk but monks are shit and I don't want the bard if she's a slut.

Do I get a class as well? Otherwise its just the girlfriend doing everything

No, it means she's useless for campaigning, other than singing dumb songs and "well aktuallly"ing you to death.

>it means she's useless for campaigning
it says PRACTICAL LIFE skills for a reason i.e. a nerd all talk, her skills as a bard are not in question.

Paladin. It would be nice to have an equal

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Ranger
>get to live innawoods together with a cool ass pet
Non-nobility already don't bathe that much, so it's not that much of a downside comparatively.

It was a tossup between ranger and fighter for me, but the ranger in the picture isn't dressed like a slut.

>glorified singer
Right. She's dead weight.

>Right. She's dead weight.
You're dead weigth nigger.
Her high speechcraft would let me get rich reselling and trading, and she isn't bad as support

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ranger or druid are both perfect tier

>you get lower prices at shops because she fuck him
>get your face smashed in a dungeon because you brought some singing tit along

>you get lower prices at shops because she fuck him
>get your face smashed in a dungeon because you brought some singing tit along
Yore mum

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Sorceress, I can deal with overly emotional people

Fighter gf to fuck shit up with.
Warlock gf is a close second.

Wizard GF.
She can be held down and fucked when she starts acting up
Other high-tier picks: Sorceress / Warlock / Paladin > Rogue > Barbarian

>She can be held down and fucked when she starts acting up
until she "accidentally" incinerates you

>wizard can indulge my fetishes without as severe a downside as sorc/warlock.

>Or a Paladin with nearly no downside as long as I take a sub role and not argue with her

I suppose I win either way. Tough choice.

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and where are you reading they like dumb sissy subs like you?
You'd be probably living vermin to them and they will ditch you for better men

Well it says "GF".

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>Well it says "GF".
okay but it doesn't mean they're into everything you like, i.e. if i were into scat it's not like they would indulge me.
Also it doesn't say they wouldn't leave you ever.
And it makes alot of sense of the Paladin or Wizard type to ONLY find great men whom they can perceive as equals or better attractive

I guess they would have to be into it then if they ended up my gf in the first place.

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I don't want to compete with the dog.............................................

Cleric has literally no downside and only upside. Everything I want too

if you consider bard for even one second you are a cuck and need to get off my fuckin board

The paladin because like her I am pure in my resolve and vindication.

That's impossible. I would be wearing full anti magic gear as is perfectly logical for our duo and she would enjoy it as she has associated growth with being held down and having her pussy filled with my cum from her early days when she was a wimp.

I don't think I could be bothered to deal with any of these. Are my standards too high?

torn between cleric, paladin, and wizard gf.

Cleric is the only sensible option. She's clearly the most helpful and loyal. Monk is okay but sometimes I just want to do nothing, and I don't need some bitch telling me what to do. Paladin would be great too but having someone around who is that stubborn might not be the best idea.

Anyway, pls gib Cleric waifu

All of them have serious downsides. Only bard and druid gf have somewhat tolerable downsides, the others are dealbreakers.

>prude in bed
>no downside
You know how I know you are a virgin?

cleric GF please.

what mindset are you using? how helpful they would be in an adventure, or what kind of sex shit they'll do with you? Druid I can understand, if you can put up with hippie dippie bullshit. But if you think that bard won't be slutting it up in the town, and then turn around and be useless in a fight, you're not thinking clearly. Bard is worst option.

The others feel like rl though

Her upsides more than make up for that. You being a pervert would get you killed in a fight because you picked someone who isn't able to heal you and bless you with good fortune. All because you wanted to do anal or get the succ

Because he wouldn't pay for a prostitute if he values sex this much less than a relationship?

>niggas actually care about the magical power parts and not the personality traits
why?

Literally no draw backs to the Ranger and the Druid GF. I'll take the Ranger please since I want to eat her sweaty asshole.

I care about both. Literally the only downside to the cleric is that she won't let you do grotesque sex acts with her. But for me, all of her upsides eclipse that. She is caring and nurturing and only wants to care for and love you. She's literally perfect. And her skillset would be immensely helpful. If you must engage in degenerate sex acts, you can always go find a medieval harlot on the side. If i'm going to go on an epic adventure full of peril, I would like to have someone loyal and dependable, who can save my ass when I get hurt. Not some strong retard or shady witch.

Most of them are good as fellow adventurers, not as a gf. This scenario is about having a gf, not a female friend. Obviously the best would be to pick the useful ones as friends, and find a gf elsewhere.

I still pick cleric if we're going to completely forget about adventuring. She has the most pure and nurturing personality, without the stubbornness of the paladin. It doesn't say the cleric will force her religion on me, whereas it's implied the paladin will force her ideas onto me.

why do you consider cleric to have serious downsides?

Ranger is best GF I don't really see how this is up for debate.
>She's smelly
Meh
>Doesn't want to go into the city
Only real downside, and not much of one. I can just go into the city for her. Or just never go, idgaf either way.

Ranger wouldn't be bad, because I also hate cities. But I think I would get sick of smelling her rotten asshole and snatch everyday

Cleric sounds really chill and fun to hang out with.

>Cleric GF
How can you fuckers put up with religious people at all? They are the most annoying people ever.

Well at a certain point, she has to bathe otherwise she'd give herself away to her prey. She's not a fucking ogre.

I'll go with the Ranger gf. I don't mind the sweatiness and all that stuff really. Good hunting skills, loves the outdoors, having a badass animal companion is cool too and if she's into bestiality then all the more better I say.

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the thing is this cleric's god actually exists.

I dunnow, kinda stuck on Cleric.

Ranger. The hygiene thing is the only real issue and I just wouldn't go down on her if she's not keeping herself clean. Sexual favors are a pretty good motivator.

>How can you fuckers put up with religious people at all? They are the most annoying people ever.
For me, that's because they are zealots with nothing to back any of it up. They proselytize and do stupid things without proof. But in RPG world, Cleric gf does actual healing magic and blessings that have measurable positive effects. At that point, with all that proof, I don't care what she does or says, it gets results. Hell, if it grants us more power, i'll become a knight of whatever deity she has called upon to grant us favor.

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Let's settle this, bros.

so far it's coming down to frigid pussy vs stinky pussy

>voting for ranger
>ever
I hope you guys never have anything dangerous to do in a city

Gee. Maybe because a prude gf who hates sex is an awful gf?

The colors of Ranger and Cleric on the pie chart are flaring up my autism. They should be swapped

Dude I AM THE ranger lol

All of those sound just terrible save for maaaaybe the cleric or rogue. Leaning more rogue as she'll inevitably breakout or have some connections for me to visit her and prison and fuck.

Cleric girl probably would get annoying very quickly

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It doesn't say she necessarily hates sex. Its likely that being a nasty slut in bed would make her too impure to use her abilities. Choose Cleric if you want true love, choose ranger if you want trash pussy in the forest.

Still ain't touching that shit, bra

>Voting for Christfag pussy
I hope you purityfags burn in hell

>Still ain't touching that shit, bra
Okay, my gf will have literal actual existing God(s) on our side.
>I hope you purityfags burn in hell
Not likely when (the) God(s) are on our side faggot. We'd likely cleanse you, one way or another.

>Purityfags getting holier than thou
>Already calling for genocide
Like clockwork lmao. I'll be out here banging my forest waifu living the good life while you're trying to fuck a dead fish that won't even suck your dick while trying to stop boys from kissing.

>true love
>doesn't want to have sex with you
One day you will understand adult relationships.

We don't know what the rules of her religion even are, though. I was just being cheeky. But i'd also just burn your forest down if you fucked with me mate. We wouldn't even have to do it ourselves, just pray to actual existing gods to smite the dirty hippies who shag wolves and don't wash their asses

hmmm, sounds like actual love for another person to me. and as I said before, its not a question of if she wants to, its obviously tied to her religion, which is the source of her power. Oh boo hoo she won't suck me off. At least the pussy I would get is clean and only ever touched by me.

and possibly by the priests that raised her

Oh, i'm a retard. I forgot the pic

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If your god is so powerful, why are your people getting raped, figuratively and literally, by the Orc Horde? Maybe you aren't pure enough for your god to save? Don't worry, champ, you'll get it one day.

You're right, we must try harder. Only through our faith and our might will we cleanse our lands of the filth that festers

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Contradiction in terms right there. She's supposed to be attentive to your needs, but clearly won't be for your sexual needs?

>Ranger supposedly has "beautiful" "healthy" body
>rarely cleans the shit from her ass or the yeast from her sniz

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cleric has no downsides and sounds like an ideal wife. now granted i dont want to get married, but if i was forced to pick one its easily cleric

we need more people to vote

Euros are low power. Bump until the burgerclaps wake up. Then everyone will see that Ranger is the superior GF.

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The superior stench maybe

Only a legitimate brapfag would want the ranger. Or a furry since she sucks wolf peepee

she can satisfy me through handholding.

Imagine running this much interference for Ms Once a Month. I hope you love going to church three times a week lol.

your heresy sickens me to the core. begone, dirt licker!
based pure user. I would be satisfied with a loving embrace and mutual forehead kisses

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Having to put up with hippy bullshit doesn't sound too bad, so druid it is. Bet she has a beautiful unshaven firecrotch.