My pee pee flaccid is 1 inch and when hard its 5 in

>My pee pee flaccid is 1 inch and when hard its 5 in
Welp i guess this is it

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how about you post some proof

No, its pathetic enough

I literally relate OP. We're fucked; guaranteed to be laughed out of the proverbial room.

>tfw 8 inch dick
>wish more girls knew about it

angion method 2.0

Let me see your benis that you're so ashamed of. Just because it's small doesn't mean it's not suckable.

I have 6" and I'm going to tell you right now women still complain.


Sorry this is not a good time to be alive for most of the world.

who the fuck cares about flaccid length dumb nigger

My dick is 4" flaccid and one time my ex called it cute.

She did that because she knew I'd get mad.

She was a bitch. Just like most women.

I've had chicks laugh a my flaccid dick. (3.5")
The first time I kinda took it well thinking "well, she's just a bitch.", the second time pretty much killed any respect I had for women.

And that is how I'm still a virgin at age 34.

inb4 "Durrr you have a small dick", it's 6.5" erect, which while nothing amazing should be decent (but not by modern women's standards, I know)

well, today i learned men measure their flaccid dicks. why does flaccid length matter?

All you guys are still virgins, kinda makes me laugh my shit offf.Then again im that one girl who cant fit more than like 5 inches in me

>Mine is 1" flaccid but 3" hard
Every day is suffering. I still watch porn but masturbation does nothing but remind me of my own inadequacy so I can't even enjoy it.

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BECAUSE CUNTS LIKE LAUGH, you dumbknob

Show them then

Same here
Shriveled ~3" flaccid but ~6.5 erect
My gf has only ever seen it erect and liked it but I live in constant fear that one day she'll laugh if she sees it flaccid
I guess the solution is to keep it half hard aroind her but Im scared anyway

femanon, tell me
Is 6.5' okay?

Mine is like .75in flaccid and 4.5 erect.

My gf and I take showers all the time where I'm not erect. Don't get with a superficial bitch.

dude my dick is like barely longer than yours erect and I've had 3 gfs. This is about you, my dick is small and I'm fat.

I'm 3.5" flaccid and 7" hard and it still doesn't feel like enough for the fucking witches known as women. I can nearly get to 8" when I'm really turned on but that doesn't happen often. It really doesn't matter, women are cunts. Take pride in your 5 incher, user. Fuck these brainless whores.

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Don't worry user, if she's your gf and has feelings for you she won't maybe she'll say something cute about it but nothing bad. I had this fear too and always tried to keep it half erect but one day after sex we took a shower together and it was flaccid she even touched it like that and said it was cute and it never mattered

>Complaining about being the average dick size

Lol

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Women aren't content with the average.

>tfw I'm actually 2in hard but don't care about dicking, only getting dicked

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Typically the kind of women who want more than 3-6 inches are the kind of women you do not want to marry anyway. Most girls I know irl say they prefer that even.

T. Semi-normie (vocel cyborg)

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My dick is literally half an inch flaccid but 6 erect. I don't mind it erect but I"m pretty sure something's fucking up with it being tiny as hell flacdi.

the way you type pisses me off. you must be new here. it's probably overdone at this point, but you should go back where you came from

I've been on this board for multiple years. Probably longer then you have

>7inch micropenis
>girls complain it's too big, don't let me go in all the way

well you must be one illiterate, retarded grandpa