Should I go to an escort and get a BJ? I've heard it's the best feeling ever and escorts are legal in my country

A blowjob is gonna be underwhelming unless she is good at it. Its the vagina that you want, that shit feels like heaven itself wrapped around your cock.

Yo, that shit makes sex feel better for both partners apparently

>I've looked online but the only place that I can find is in London and the cunt wants a 400 quid fee just for a consultation.
Sheeeit, nigga, you can buy your own CO2 medical laser cart from alibaba for $800.

I have something similar to those, but there's way less of them, they're slightly bigger, and they're on my balls. Very rarely, one of them swells up really big and gets painful, and I have to wait for it to tear open and then I have to drain it. It's only happened about three times in my entire life, though. I'm scared that I somehow contracted an STD even though I've never even held hands in my life. I've tried applying neosporin to them in opes that the antibiotics would fix it, if it's an infection, but nothing has happened after about a month of applying it twice a day, so I don't think it's an infection. I was considering asking the reddit medical advice board or whatever, but I don't want to take a picture of my ballsack.

I mean an escort is literally a pro at this

>One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of males who were circumcised
Yurofags BTFO

Mine look 80% like the picture.

Good to know that I'm not the only one.

To be honest, I've accepted that I'm never going to date. I'm just fucked. No escort would do bareback and I wouldn't expect them to. The next best thing is a BJ. Plus they are paid to give them, so I think they'll be good at it.

I'd good it mate. Sounds like an ingrown hair that got infected, maybe due to sweat? Just my best guess.

I hope so. I can understand why people would be hesitant but if I'm going to see an escort they might just think I'm a dirty bastard.

Just because she does it for money doesnt mean she is necessarily skilled

However, it does mean she does it professionally

>I'd good it mate. Sounds like an ingrown hair that got infected, maybe due to sweat? Just my best guess.
That could be it, but they've been there since I was about 14, and I'm 18 now. I did some research, and ingrown hairs fix themselves after a while. Also, neosporin and other antibiotics heal the cysts caused by ingrown hairs, and neosporin hasn't been doing anything so far. Also, I shower every day, so I doubt sweat is much of an issue. I used to think they were acne and refer to it as ballsacne in my head, but I seriously doubt that they're zits. I still like the term "ballsacne", though. Ballsack and acne in one convenient package.

I've read some of the reviews the escort I've selected had. Apparently she's very good at it, which makes me want to go even more.

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I have that too many don't worry

Have you ever had a partner or random ask you about it?

So you're pretty much just posting here for permission from random assholes from the internet? Okay.

Do it, faggot.

You can mention to her while you're setting up sticking your dick inside her body for money that you have hirsuties coronae glandis and that's why you're resorting to a professional, out of insecurity/embarrassment.

You might get an STD so your ppp won't matter

For anybody who has PPP, look up the soldering iron removal method. I suffered with this shit until I was 25 years old and had enough. Basically you want to buy emla numbing cream and a soldering iron. Requires some concentration and a careful hand but I'm almost 31 and they never came back.

>I've heard it's the best feeling ever and escorts are legal in my country.
LMAO. Blowjobs aren't even half as good as masturbation.

That fucking figure. I mean, worthless whore.

I was hoping to get some people experiences if they had it, or reactions if they didn't know what it was. Then work out the odds of a good outcome.
I will admit that it's degrading to myself and her but I'm a robot and this is the only experience I will ever have.

I don't think I'm brave enough for that. Sounds very dangerous.

I'd like to try it once at least, just to know.

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this but unironically

most girls won't want to go all the way down or just focus on the head which feels like nails on a chalkboard

I have never cum from a blowjob. I got close while 69ing once but that's it. I think it's a control thing. I never feel competely relaxed while I'm getting blown.

Blowjobs will basically never get me there, but if I'm with a girl who doesn't mind if I fuck her mouth/throat I can usually finish.

Also if I'm basically already at the edge from fucking a girl's pussy, I can sometimes come in her mouth if she's super enthusiastic about it.

Dude, they're not that bad. Unless they're turbo sluts, chicks won't know about PPP and will think your penis is normal. They actually provide more pleasure, slightly but its something.
My advise to user is to not go to an escort, because that's gross. But if he does, just get it over with. She won't care as long as you're clean.
PPP is normal, go fuck with confidence, enjoy yourself but do so responsibly

>go to escort
>she's about to blow me
>pulls out a condom

EVERY
TIME

NOT WORTH IT OP

>Not finding out beforehand what the do/don't do
In Australia they literally ask you to ask them what you want to do so you aren't disappointed/bitch at them.

This is why you specifically ask them beforehand if they offer bbj (bareback blowjob).
Never EVER get a condom blow job Jesus Christ it's fucking awful. I'd rather just beat off baka