50 year old coworker gets Instagram today because he has a fuck ton of replies and snakes and and shit to show off

>50 year old coworker gets Instagram today because he has a fuck ton of replies and snakes and and shit to show off
>knows I have it too
>doesnt know I only use it to look at dogs and thots
>starts asking me questions about how it works
>go to show him how to upload and shit
>pic related pops up when I clicked the + button, to upload picture on a phone
>immediately close out and say it would be easier to show on his phone
>looks at me weird now
I think I lost my only friend at work. I want off.

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>ITT autistic or embarrassing or cringe worthy shit you've done
Or something. I dont even know what to consider this.

You still have me to be yoyr friend if yoy arent a filthy vile subhuman

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always seeing your posts here makes me want to rewatch madoka in case there are some white nationalist or transsexual themes I may have missed

I am white, and we both saved the same .gif. thanks for hanging in there with me, fren.

Show me the pic with hatsune miku

Yw welcome

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>file name
Orgasm

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Fantastic image saving choices. I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield.

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can you share the full resolution of the Honk Honkler
thanks

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it is at the very least heavily inspired by Christian theology.

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He just thinks you're young. He doesn't actually understand how weird you are.

Fine.
Orange orangutan.

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I'm 30, friendo.

I also originally have this one

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And this other original, etc.
I have 231 clown frogs right now.

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And he's 50.

I'm still way older than I should be to have shit like this on my phone. Him being 50 doesn't matter as much as me having well over 3k cartoon frog renditions, and thousands of anime girls saved on my phone.

Thank you, frens
absolutely originally thanked

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Chegged.
Give me more Apu's, and I'll keep posting. I have hundreds of honkers.

I only have a few Apu, I'll donate what I have to the cause

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Pls post taiga squatting

Good effort, I guess. How new are you?
Sure thing. Give me a rare Sakura, Saber, Misaka, or Yin or some shit in return... pls.

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Eh your pics arent even bad bro

I'm well passed the age where shit like this would be ok to have on my phone.

I honestly love this so much that it warms my heart.

normie standards are weird af tho, extreme porn is okay but anime isn't, shitty normie memes are okay but reactions and frogs aren't, nazism and orange man bad but videogames are okay, lolis bad but actual cp is okay etc

Post the honker with the dick cut off

/comfy/ Apus evoke a legitimate pleasure/pain response in people. Pic related for example. You could see a real picture of humans like this but it wouldn't feel as cozy as the Apu. I'm convinced Apu is the final NPC test.

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Origami okay

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At least it wasn't porn or gore, you'll be fine.

Idk m8. I think I would have been better off if it was one of them. But not both. The combo definitely would have been worse.

i don't have anything you requested but here's a kurisu

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I couldn't agree more. I hope you don't mind that I saved these pics, user. My heart would hate me if I hadn't.

thinking of something to say to not get muted Been lurking for a few years no. Just didnt start hoarding images until recently so collections are dim
I just walked away from my computer and then remembered I had an obligation to post Apu

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Honestly that's not bad at all and I think if you made a mistake it was probably to insta-close it, which makes it seem as if you had something to hide. I've had instances where I've helped people with their comps at times and one just told me "don't look there's pics of my dick there" and another who was just like "nah don't look there", I honestly don't give a fuck either way but the latter comes off as a lot more dodgy because one tends to naturally assume there's the nastiest form of homemade cp or something. But really, I don't really look at them in any different light or anything.

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>lacking so much self awareness you're not aware of compromising shit on your devices at all times

>Anime/frogposter is a cringey fuck with no friend and stalks women online
Imagine my shock.

Can you upload the one with the cat in the water bottle jug?

post the pic with wokada's miku