If you were an Npc in skyrim what kind of loot would be found on your corpse?

>If you were an Npc in skyrim what kind of loot would be found on your corpse?

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half eaten banana bread

I'll start
>3 Lesser soul gems
>1 Grand soul gem
>Boots
>Imperial Dagger
>Silver ring
>Silver Necklace
>1 Ruby

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skooma and a few unused condoms

A primitive bad dragon dildo dovahkiin edition and a cloth bodypillow with designs of a woman on it.

junk loot thats level scaled to always be junk so it turns into a generic hack and slash that you need to use a heal spell vs medcrabs when you're max level at smithing and only been using one weapon type in every encounter so you'd thinkt hat skill level would go up except the hack and slash stuff is because people complained you missed in morrowind and now you have to buy horse armor or dlc instead of having a fun game.

empty mead bottles filled with piss

stained trousers

>supreme goggles
>North Face x Supreme Collaboration Windbreaker
>Ballmain Jeans
>Gucci belt
>Rolex Submariner
>Airpods
>VLONE shirt
>Pirate Black yeezys boost 350s
>iPhone 5
>welfare check

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My current inventory in Skyim is the following:
>Silver shortsword
>travel backpack
>witch hat
>waterskin
>amulet of mara
>boots
>shirt
>skirt
>pickaxe
>wood axe
>assorted food
>some potions, soulgens, septims
>lute
>assorted books
>fur cape, poncho

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>skooma
>dagger
>robe and wizard hat

I'd be naked with just a cheese wheel. But my master level chest in my bedroom would contain toenails as well as various arcane tomes.

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>steel armor
>torch
>imperial sword
>hide shield
>iron shield
>imperial helmet
>scrolls
>teleportation scroll
>iron arrows
>iron mace
>blonde hair
>A book on how to kill Goblins

I would have a black bag that has unlimited carrying capacity. When enemies are slain or raped and slain and then raped as reanimated corpses (I am a necromancer), tiny demons automatically pop out and collect coins and objects (or something more rape sexual, I don't know). The demons absorb the loot into their bodies and crawl back to the owner. They can climb on walls and even if an enemy nabs them and squishes them in their fingers, the demons break apart into smaller demons and finds their way back to the bag.

>moldy bread
>wine

I'm more a morrowind person:
>Balmoral ale
>skooma vial
>breton wine
>vintage brandy
>clavicus vile masque
>deadric robe
>deadric chain mail
>sanguine boots
>thieves cloak

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Fine Clothing
Fine Boots
50 Septims
Glass Dagger

A 200 years old copy of the 36 lessons of Vivec

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>15x eidar cheese wheels
>4x skooma
>hist tree sap
im getting fucked up tonight

shitty clothes and nothing else of note

Leather armor
50 Septims
8 parchment rolls
8 Nirnroot
1 Fire spelltome

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>Copper scraps
>Moldy bread
>Rusty Dagger
>Note

>robe
>boots
>fine brandy
>eidar cheese wedge
>steak
>steel axe
>book full of lewd illustrations

Nice, this is the patrician choice of loot

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