>*leg sweeps you and puts his foot on your chest*
>"heheheh. Sorry, kid but i have to satiate my blood lust every month or so or else i get...crazy. You just happened to be that unlucky fellow who crossed paths with me. *opens kitana with thumb* i'll make this quick."
wot do?
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>pshh..... Just my luck. Another poser trying to test me......
>*kicks your other leg out from under you, rolls to safety and gets to his feet*
>don't worry, buddy.... *I'LL* make this quick.
>*unsheathes nodachi*
Why don't I just leave this here?
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>"UH!, I, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU! Please, spare me! I thought you were a stranger!"
Mac put the sword away we all know guns are better protection
>"mother won't let me own a gun, plus. Why would i want to use western crap."
>*third person jumps down from nearby tree*
>while you mortals were having fun fighting, I've been lurking in the shadows, studying the blade.
>*unsheathes multiple katana's*
>when you meet death, tell him that I send him my regards...
what the fuck is with those canted glasses LOL
>Heh... sorry, loser...
>draws gun
>But Ive got more important business to attend to...
>cocks hammer
>Well, at least you gave it your best shot. Now heres mine!
>points gun
This entire fucking thread is blessed.
>pulls wakizashi from side
>deflects katana
>nice try punk now lets get down to buisness
>kicks chest and impales leg with wakizashi
>im not going to kill you instead i will extend and invitation to join me together we will conquer nihon
>now, now gentlemen I'm sure we can all come to an agreement...that you're all amateurs...none of you dual wield, as I do. this gives a clear tactical advantage, allow me to demonstrate...
>*spins wildly around creating a tornado made of razor wind that consumes everyone present*
Holy shit a flintlock has got to be at LEAST 2x more fedora than a kitana. Jesus that is gay.
>heh... you call THAT a katana?
>*gigakatana teleports into hand*
>sorry kid, looks like you're out of your depth
>*pulls out dual hi points*
>"aught I ain't playin no more...y'all niggas finna get clapped...BUMBACLOT"
Fuck off mass-replying faggot
>*unsheathes balls*
t. seething Katanatard
>when you meet death, tell him that I send him my regards...
Pull out my phone and call the cops so I can give my statement and go home.
>tfw have that shirt
No please, no. Delete this.
>any type of weapon launching objects at high speeds ever being more fedora than a melee weapon
Reminder:
- Fedora is measured in realistic effectiveness-style ratio
You can shoot a home invader with a flintlock, but if sees you with a katana he will force your boipucci on his BBC.
Are these men serious or is it a joke?
I have to believe it's a joke
>*unzipps dicc*
No, it's totally serious, retard. At least have the decency to not out yourself as a newfag that hard and let us give you the benefit of a doubt
>ankle gun
good think I'm a paranoid motherfucker hahahahaha
ha
ha
;____:
"G-guys, how do I get a cool sword like yours?"