/britfeel/

>mdma laced weed
how shit must their weed be they have to resort to lacing it with that stuff

I just want 5 passports like in this song
>youtube.com/watch?v=BoEKWtgJQAU

>i got 5 passports, i'm never going to jail

Hope SP is alright not noticed his posts in a couple of days

How do you lot even find dealers

Sounds like bollocks to me mate. The boiling point and melting point are too close together unless these niggas are chemists and converting the mdma into freebase oil

I'm sure Otis would be thrilled to be sampled by nigga spam rappers

Isnt MDMA more expensive than weed?

My brother's girlfriend's brother is a dealer

Yes it's a bit more expensive. Probably 300/350 on the ounce

have dodgy mates

>How do you lot even find dealers
Just be yourself

accidentally watched a porn webm and felt nothing, if anything I was a bit disgusted.

My brother is a ultra normie who used to smoke weed all day then get coked up in the night. If I wanted weed I could just ask him to get me some.

Sombody explain to me , why "brit feel" threads get so many replies .

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Pretty much true. Of course, if people have the responsibility of 5 passports they need to behave. My dad was asked in court last week what the range of his helicopter is and in an ill-advised choice of joke he said, about 4kg. Not the place to make jokes like that. (He's not a dealer btw).

We have a core of dedicated posters who spend every free moment here

Might get an Irish passport just in case

brits feel more

How much is weed so I don't get ripped off. Tried a couple of joints when I was 14 but felt sick so I haven't tried it since.

My grandfather was born in England, I wonder if I could get a British passport?

46 quid for a gram

If you can, do it lad. Always pays to have a backup plan.

I think it needs to be a parent.

Morning lids, an early start for me today. Having a BLT sandwich from ASDA for brekky.

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Still funny though but yeah court is not the place to make jokes

>My grandfather was born in England, I wonder if I could get a British passport?

Why would you want to

like 20 quid for a gram I think

That seems expensive as fuck I got an 1/8 for 20 quid when I was 14 lmao

You have to be a normie to have access to drugs

You have to be a normie to want to do drugs

drat
I thought we'd agreed that multiple passports were good

>10 bong - ask for a ten - anywhere from 0.7g to 1g
>20 bong - ask for a twenty - anywhere from 1.7g to 2g
>25-30 bong - ask for an eighth - should be 3.5g
>45-60 bong - ask for a quarter - should be 7g
>80-100 bong - ask for a half - should be 14g
>160-200 bong - ask for an ounce - should be 28g

The beak bugged his eyes and his solicitor kicked him in the shin and got him to back track rapidly.

There is nothing wrong with altering your reality. Getting fucked up feels nice though I don't recommend ketamine.

buy it online, easier and safer

You're doing it wrong. Ideally you want passports for backwater shithole countries you don't want to live in. Granted Great Britain could be classed as this but you need less developed countries with a favourable tax regime.

so fucking what, why would someone care if they're a normie or not, being a normie is a good thing

>he knows a dealer

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Popping to the drug shop you lads want anything?

>being a normie is a good thing
Normies are utter cunts though.

Nah, I've got my home grown thanks lad.

I take the view that normies and spergs are as bad as each other and the human race needs a good plague.

Really mate, all of them?

How do you know what to do with a girl if you've never been with one before, really scared I'd fuck everything up.

>the colonel tries to write a letter to a dear friend on his typewriter
>typewriter keeps randomly inserting an extra space between letters
reeeee

so what? they have better lives then robots, if you could switch into a normie right now who had a job they like, strong social life and could just pick up girls at clubs and have one night stands would you not do it?

Going to the gf shop, anyone want one while I'm there?

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Thanks lid. Prices seem to have gone up over the years. I got a eighth for 20 quid when I was younger

stab her with your dick desu

Yes, all of them lad.

>its fine for them to be a cunt because they have a 'better life' than you.
And for the record no I wouldn't switch to become a normie, I like my life as it is.

In what ways are normies cunts, and in what way are robots not cunts?

>I like my life as it is.
yes because people who like their lives attack entire groups of people

yeah can you get me a loli model please. the younger the better cheers

full on robots are insufferable bastards, normies are really ignorant to a point of it being insulting.

Yeah mate can you grab me one with a feminine penis please

Not him but I prefer being a robot to a normie. Although I am basically a cyborg

have you ever been a normie who can succeed with very little effort?

Terrifyingly clingly tranny gf pls

Ignorant of what? Theres billions of them they cant all fall into that category

I do like my life, its not perfect but I am working on it, I don't want to be a normie though.

if you aren't like them they have literally no clue what to do.

>I am working on it
what're you hoping to change?

>youtube.com/watch?v=8sTBSKT79H8

>tfw they lock countries and own companies
>tfw we have nice cars and sneaker money

why does women's perfume smell so good. they come in here and i can smell it and it gives me all kinds of feeeeeeels. the cheaper stuff that they wear is the best. :^(

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so because they don't understand they're cunts? are robots who can't socialize cunts because they don't understand it?

I just said full on robots were cunts as well anyway point are you trying to make.

Dunno lad. Forgot to ask her what perfume she was wearing it was nice

A nicer job is my main aim.

Depends where your draw the robot/cyborg/normie line.
I have a very comfy life now, although I used to be a lot more of an autist that was less functional. I'm making constant progress these days

You mean when they encounter you in a social setting? Most normies are good at socialising but they arent miricale workers if they meet a weird autist

Going to sleep soon, can't wait to wake up and have dinner.
Don't even know what I'm going to have yet, I just love eating.

He looks like an old pewdiepie

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well they can't fathom anyone not being like them.

nah, spike is fit

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I like Viktor and Rolf aftershave, Andidote. It's just my smell but they've stopped making it and I'll have to find a new one. :-(

Of course they can. The millions of normies in this country arent identical. A deano out clubbing all weekend and a married bank manager with 2 kids are both normies but they'd get along with each other as well as they would with you

>have to get a haircut
>will no longer be able to cover my big ears

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Based on my own experience, that is not the case.

I think you get to a point where there's no use trying to fit in. Well done on your progress, I said fuck it and continue my obsessions for spinning things.

i don't wear aftershave lad. i only wear lynx deodorant and stuff like that

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Lads what am I meant to do with all the money Ive saved up, got no gf or anything. All I can think of is paying off the mortgage but thats kind of boring.

Ten years ago my then gf bought me some aftershave and it's only half finished

how much? and how old?

How much money you got? How do you have a mortgage you mega adult you

I don't feel dressed until I've got my smell on. I've got synaesthsia though so scent is important to me.

>he doesn't use his natural man musk to intoxicate the ladies and to sexually confuse the men

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I bet britfeelers are the type of lads who wear white socks

Anyone been watching S3 of True Detective? watched up to episode 5 then completely forgot about it, don't think I'm really feeling it desu.

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>announced January 2015
>still no cyberpunk mercedes-benz released

Really want a Mercedes-Benz F 015 Luxury in Motion

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>trying to get a guy to just call me back
>he wont
fuck sake you useless bastard