Do you have a gym mom, user? Maybe an aging but still-in-her-prime cardio bunny, or perhaps an experienced squatter with glutes that make you hard the moment you see them squeezed into her gym tights?
Do you have a gym mom, user? Maybe an aging but still-in-her-prime cardio bunny...
Ayden Turner
Christian Mitchell
mmm yes, watched a gym mom do some deep Clean and Jerks earlier today, 10/10 would nut in mouth
Jacob Morris
I got to a HOA gym (basically a gym only for people of the community) and there's this woman around 40 who does cardio (very good at it too) and she always smiles and waves at me when I walk in while she's doing her cardio.
She makes my day boys... unfortunately im too young (21) and she's probably married
Asher Richardson
>too young
>21
>married
Go for it you fucking autist. She'll be flattered, and the worst thing she'll say is "No."
Robert King
Okay realtalk-
>be working part time at a store
>new girl had her first day
>hot asf milf, tall coloumbian with a great ass
>playful and energetic demeanor (I just KNOW she fucks like a wildcat)
>get a semi every time I talk with her
How the hell do I get into her pants? Here are some more details-
>She's married with 2 kids (she never mentioned her husband to me, only know she's married because I overheard a conversation she had with someone else)
>made sure to ask her her age when we first met (it was a perfect moment, two black guys where at the register when I did and made a whole ordeal out of it. This has two effects: 1, makes her subtly insecure about both her age and for turning an apparently innocuous question from a foolish boy into a big scene; 2, permanently endears me to her [she won't forget I asked her and we joke about it a lot])
>make sure to make skin contact as much as possible when together (she doesn't recoil in disgust and sometimes even seems receptive to it, which is a good sign)
>have her number (got it on the guise of it being for work so probably won't text her out of the blue or anything like that)
How do I proceed to escalate this? Thinking of starting a nofap regiment so that I channel all my pent-up sexuality into getting her. I'm starting to get MILF fever
Aiden Gray
are you retarded
James Stewart
>Gesaffelstein
Based
Connor Adams
Quit being a fucking autismo, but don't ask her out. Become her friend, hope you get invited over for dinner sometime. Meet her husband, look him in the eyes. Be a man, knowing you have every intent of fucking his wife as hard as you can. Bring up your inside joke in front of him. Be friendly with her kids, the only thing MILFs love more than having attention paid to them is being good with their kids.
Bentley Jenkins
You gotta get permission from her husband first
Ryder King
I have nobody, not in the gym or out of it
Nolan Harris
You dont, you respect that shes married and that you dont want to fuck up a loving marriage (with kids). What is wrong with you people
Juan Allen
Dont mess with married women man, it's not worth it. You could literally be murdered and buried in the woods by an angry husband. That shit happens.
Eli Sanchez
>Columbian
>married
Bro, don't do it. These men kill over stuff like this. They have very high honor.
Joshua Jackson
Show some fucking respect to her husband goddammit. You wouldn't want to be cucked by your wife's coworker, would you? Become a family friend of hers and get her to set you up with some other Colombian bitches. Girls fucking love playing matchmaker. That's the absolute most you should expect out of your relationship.
Angel Allen
stop trying to mess with married women you degenerate. at the most just be flirty and talk to her at work, but that’s it
Blake Flores
Cowards and cuckolds. I expected better from you all.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Ok but when you end up in the trunk of a car, get driven out to the woods and shot, don't say I didn't warn you.
Jaxson Richardson
>telling someone not to try and cuckold someone makes you a cuckold
I remember when words had meaning.
Jace Turner
Ask me how I can tell you grew up in a majority white suburb
If I don't do it someone else will. Never put your trust in a woman like the one I'm describing
Michael Long
There is this absolute hottie in her 50 doing olympic lifts. She is a copy of Jewels Jade, perfectly fake tits included, just more muscular. No girl in the gym makes my dick throb like her. A week ago I was stretching, I loo up, and right in front of me is her ass, as she is doing a split
Matthew Lee
>woman somewhere between 30-50 who's healthy thicc with great tits and no sag in her big ass (but still a little chubby stomach, but that's good hnngh) who's always at crossfit workouts in my gym with her husband
>mfw she literally always looks at me several times whenever we're in the gym at the same time
h-how do I avoid this succubus, I just want my gains......
Landon Jackson
There's lots at my gym, many of which are divorced, aged 30-40s. I don't act like a creep around them and occasionally I get an eyeful and when they notice they are actually kind of flattered. It's almost as if they are testing me, for example, while talking to me one bends forward to put on her shoes and gives me full view of the cleavage of her nice tits or one bends over and displays her tight ass and visible camel toe front of me and takes her sweet time trying to decide which dumbbell she wants to use, all the while I'm using every ounce of restraint in my body to not peel her sweaty yoga pants down and plunge my dick into her. Maybe its just this one milf but she doesnt hesitate to show me 'most' of her tattoos, and hints that she wouldn't mind a young bull to make her feel like she is 20 again. We were talking over DMs and I jokingly asked her to send me a selfie to piss off her ex husband and she responds with an ass pic and captioned it 'no playing by yourself, silly boy' lol yeah right i literally stopped what I was doing and cranked my hog like I was a teenager. They are fucking sexy and they know it.
Angel Bailey
She probably thinks your retarded
Sorry bud
Ian Jenkins
You guys are never going to make it
T. Made it
Colton Long
Pushing a woman to cheat is a despicable act.
Matthew Wright
Ask me how I can tell you're a fucking faggot who doesn't have a chance in hell even with some dumb bitch working retail
Andrew Wilson
user, I understand where you're coming from. But you're asking for a lot of trouble. Your best bet is getting her to hook you up with a friend somehow (mention that you'd like to go on a date with someone sometime or something like that). If you're going to cheat with her, she needs to make the first move, and you need to record every minute of it for self-defense purposes if she accuses you of rape (or taking advantage of her, or making the first move, etc) in the future
Adrian Williams
This
Lincoln Diaz
Sup guys I'm a dumb nigger who takes myself too seriously
Joseph Fisher
Evan Cook
>you have to protect monogamy, goyim! don't want to be spreading your seed as much as possible, right?
Carson Diaz
not the other guy but he's kinda right. at least in LA, it's a rule of thumb that latinas are crazy and their male brothers and cousins are even crazier.
Isaac Bell
Mommy
Ethan Moore
>ywnh a mommy and daughter combo
Julian Price
I thought jews were supposed to be destroying marriage as an institution. Which is it?
Justin Wright
Ethan Sanchez
>spreading your seed
nice meme you fucking mongoloid how many women did you impregnate?
Jackson Campbell
Make her feel 20 again user
Aaron Moore
>TFW the MILF brings in her mother
Parker Anderson
Nice try JIDF. Jews their intent is to stop the nuclear family and create chaos in the Western household. Stop false flagging.
Brandon Myers
Lol nice dodge shlomo
Ethan Ross
Sounds like you're the Jew, pal