Be me

>be me
>get gf (biologically female)
>she wont allow me to beat her up while fugging
>she wont let me impregnate her
>doesnt want to fuck while we watch anime
>doesnt want me to browse r9k in public
>wants me to throw my doujins away
>wants me to throw my lewd anime figurines away
>wants me to stop watching hentai
>wants me to clean my room
>wants me to keep my anime pillow away so she can fit well in my bed
>wants me to get up before 5 pm
>calls me cute even when im legit 1/10
>doesnt want anal bc too painful
>wants me to stop cursing and saying bad words in front of her parents
>doesnt want me to spend my money on junk food
>will get mad at me if i make her horny and dont finger her
>wants me to at least shower once every 2 days
>wants me to stop following belle delphine
>wants me to stop going on pornhub
>wants me not to cum on her hair


God i hate fembots, die u bitches

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>he does not just dominate the relationship and fuck her how and when you want
From my experience most girls will let you do whatever you want to them if they have enough attraction to you

Do you think she will allow me to read lolicon if I ask her?

>be girl
>get bf
>he's in his 20s and behaves like a teenager
>sleeps all day
>room is a mess and filled with pornographic stuff
>spends all his money on dumb shit
>follows e-thots (probably sends them money too)
>wants to degrade me in bed and impregnate me (while sending his baby raising money to e-thots)
>plays with me enough to arouse me, then leaves me hanging
>swears at my parents

fuck, how'd i end up with a manchild bf? All he has going for him is that he's kinda cute

You're just a whore dating a Chad, admit it

I mean they still have limits. Your gf, no. I have met a few girls who wanted to pretend to be a lolcon with me. A lot of damaged girls with daddy issues especially will be open to that. Normal girls will never be okay with lolicon or some more extreme kinks.

>sitting on his twinsize bed
>smelling his scent coming off his anime body pillow
>it's kinda turning me on
>meanwhile he's in the bathroom jerking off to belle delphine sticking her tongue out and rolling her eyes
why'd he get a girlfriend when he prefers a bachelor's sex life?

Are you a butthurt fembot?

he wishes, but i don't let him put it in my butt

lol thats not a gf thats a fucking wife

t. 500 lbs femcel

i'm literally a dude LARPing as OPs gf

really must suck to be her

why did you do it user? what's wrong with you?

t. 500 lbs incel neck beard

>ok incel
good job bumping your thread, it's on its way to 500 replies

t. bumper incel

I don't even know how did you get a gf.
In al other cases you are suppose to do whatever the fuck you alredy did before her but you are a truh faggot. Change you Life for the love of God

Why did I do what? What do you mean?
On r9k........

why did you start dating? you should have known it was going to be like that.

I was a shy virgin boy and she showed me that I shouldn't be afraid of life...

well, you should find out what things are like before trying them.

I think you're gay dude.
I mean that I don't think you love women.

>she wont allow me to beat her up while fugging
>she wont let me impregnate her
>doesnt want to fuck while we watch anime
>wants me not to cum on her hair
You sound like a practice bf lmao

Please don't bully me. It hurts

you're a fucking loser, you let a fucking female control you. you're weak and you deserve all the shit that's coming to you.

Why are you so mean? I want to be happy male

jeez keep sending your money to ethots and cumming into literal pillows and dump the poor girl it will do her service

hurting others makes me a happy male.

I don't send money I just follow e-thots please no more bully

I don't mean to bully you, just say, look I love you, you love me, you're meant to fufill my needs and make me happy. If she still says no, withdraw emotionally and work on self improvement, she'll think you're lining up a replacement and give in.

or maybe just grow up
if you're giving yourself liberties to splurge dehidrated battery acid cum into some girl's hair, maybe rethink her wishes of getting your life together as pretty lowballing
jesus christ it's you not cursing infront of her parents in exchange for having a decent relationship

It's not a decent relationship if she doesn't let him humiliate and abuse her like she's his dog. She has no respect or fear of him.

But I wanna be happy and she doesn't wanna eat my cum, please help

Sorry dude unless you leave her for a few years until you level up and become a man worthy of respect she'll never let you treat her like she needs to be treated for her to be happy. Dump her and start roiding and upgrading your lifestyle .

But her happiness is all I want, I'd just be asexual for her.. maybe if I marry her maybe

>But her happiness is all I want
Then just let her fuck guys she's actually attracted to.