ITT we post the body our (hypothetical) ideal partner would have

ITT we post the body our (hypothetical) ideal partner would have.

Rules:
>post the gender you're attracted to (meaning if you're gay, post a dude and if you're lesbian, post a chick)
>if you like 2d, post that
>optionally rate each other

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I am a trap who wants a trap that looks like this tramp. All humans should have this shape.

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why are you a trap u fag u could get that as a normal, healthy Chad

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I am not a healthy normal chad and I never will be.

why did you believe their liberal lies?

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if you can take pills to look like a girl, then you can also become more Chadly.

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Not all of us want to be like chad, though.

shame ill never have anything like her

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i know. in your case you wanna be pretty like a girl. but thats because u gave up on being the Chad

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That awful fucking hair. It ruins the whole picture.

I wanted to be a trap over 20 years ago, before I ever even had any outside influence. Shut up with your idiocy.

I have zero interest on being that, understand? Nothing in me wants to be a manly man. There is no giving up, only aspiration to be pretty.

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is that what you believe. yea

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I never wanted to be the chad in the first place, though.

is that true. or did they tell u that u couldnt be a man???

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This is pretty true, no one ever told me I couldn't be a man till I was in my mid twenties.
I didn't want to be female or cute until my late teens or early twenties, but I never once wanted to be ripped or alpha or manly or any of the things you associate with chad.
Those things have never really been a part of my personality or meshed with who I am.

is that right. is that right.

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and dont expect me to pull out

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big tiddy mommy gf

onigiri

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This is the peak of the female body. Never seen 3DPD even coming close to such gorgeous perfection.

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>everyone has shit taste
>tfw it occurs to me I might be the one with shit taste

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day 12207 of no fat gook anime gf
just end me

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Not to be an edgy bitch but something like pic related, maybe a little skinnier.

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If you're a fembot that looks like this and lives in Europe, reply to this post

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That chin looks uncanny

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Notice how men have a wide variety of taste.
Meanwhile all women want 6'2''+ muscular well built chad with a tan and square jaw.

you have great taste user (original)

>ywn have a literal goddess body like that
reeee

But only one woman posted in this thread so far. See tho you're right on that, she does want a chad. But where's the difference? Most of the male posters want equally attractive stacies

The other pics of men is just some guy avatarfagging with the punisher characters

lool. so

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lt's necessary to add text to post.

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Hey, Iwan Rheon is 5ft8 and pale.
I wont deny he is a Chad though.

this but originally unironically desu original

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blanc noir is basically perfection to me

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the nicest body for a male

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ideally not Asian, but Asian would be okay too

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What's up with his lats and why is one hip so much bigger than the other?

>Notice how men have a wide variety of taste.
But you moids only want big tits, big ass, small waist, wide hips, nice legs, pretty face, young.
So shut the fuck up.
Anyway, here OP.

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like thisssa?

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it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when femanons call us moids

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There are already women who don't match those characteristics posted. How did you reach this conclusion?

Not ALL of these characteristics, but at least one or two. All women posted ITT have one or more of these characteristics. And still, it's women that have a wide variety of taste. All you moids want is a 10/10 Stacy.

>you moids
why are you larping as a "femcel" man we all know you're just a faggot

Yeah right. Whatever you say faggot.

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OwO, pupupuuu

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what do you expect our ideals to be? fat girls with flat chests flat asses and ugly faces?

I was wearing my sisters swim suits when I was 7 so yeah it adds up. Not sure why this makes you feel the need to go out of your way to try to make me feel bad to try to convince me to change to how you think I should be.

>Not ALL of these characteristics, but at least one or two.
So you would agree there is a variety of taste? I don't get why you're arguing, if you acknowledge they don't all have the same features.

did it make you feel bad? neato.

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No. I don't care what you prefer. But don't pretend you have a "wide variety of taste" lmao.

What anime is that from user?

This is pretty much the best body a 3d girl can have.

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Ideally she would become thicc after I marry her and knock her up. Those tits would get even bigger and that ass would get fatter.

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>tfw 2D will never become a reality in your lifetime
feels fucking terrible man

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Tough to pick an "ideal" when I like so much as a bifag. There's an ideal for hot, cute, tall, short, exotic, whatever else.
But if I had to just settle on an ideal right now pic related. Cute, fit, big butt, soft skin, long hair, cute feet, smooth (albeit I love me some body hair, but mostly just pubes, armpit hair, and as long as its not like thick and dark, then leg and arm hair is nice) that's ideal. The perfect guy.
Not pictured: uncut dick, ideally thick and above average but average works (5.5 in ave.)

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Looks like another Denise Milani thread

Back in the closet you absolute faggit

Nothing less than pic-related. Busty tits and thicc body with a nice round ass and a cute girl next door face like that girl you had a crush on in middle school
this also works

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mofuggin fat acceptance has R U I N E D you

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actually this artwork is better I think

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These are unattractive to me.

This one is the best.
>great healthy fuckthighs
>silk smooth pale skin
>moderate and nicely shapes boobs
tfw never gonna breed a woman like this...

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old avril is waifu
i mean probably, there are many kinds of women i like but the old avril was peak aesthetic. barely sexual, based devout christian, angelic voice, a healthy mix of rebellion, regret, hope, excitement, and happiness etc

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What type of girls do you find attractive?

tfw enjoy her music lol

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I actually like this one.
>inb4 notorigin0l

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Those I didn't reply to, for a start

Something like this but with originality

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desu this is both original and my ideal

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fuuuuuuuark

fuuuggguu

Well that's probbably because virtually all fat women have decent assets, and virtually all flat women are also small waisted. Almost all women fit one or two of these criteria.

this yo, this'll do nicely for breedin

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Do you like creamy or nutty?

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I've always liked big girls, but not so big their belly starts to form a doublemuffin top. But a round belly is nice

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Monogatari Series.
Scene is from Nisemonogatari I think.

Where do I find tall chubby girls? 5'9+ and could be bigger or as big as pic related, I'd just like a big ass at least.

I'm particularly looking for ones that would be into sitting on my face and making me eat their pussy while they play vidya or watch a movie or something.

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What a strange image

What's strange about it?

That is a beautiful pussy.

He looks like a woman from the neck up.

Fugg yea. I unironically love her music. I listen to that shit on repeat sometimes

Muffinmaid is like 6 feet tall and pretty hefty nowadays

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I'm like that but just a wee bit more built

She's hot, but a little more meat would be better

Based is she single?

Also how would I contact her?

not true i want a qt ottormode asian boy

That's fine, but then you can't get mad at women for not liking obese manlets.

ywn have a boyfriend shaped broad shouldered long legged k-qt why live

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>those 2 inch heels

hes not so big, this boi

Nah she's a porn lady user. Good luck contacting her for anything that isn't a custom video.

he doesn't have to be tall

But I'm 189cm with 22.4 BMI (18.5-25 is normal weight) so not overweight, just a little belly fat here and there. But women still don't give a shit about me.

If women don't want obese manlets and also not tall normal guys, they apparently only want absolutely ripped gigachads with chiseled greek god face and magnum dong.
>tfw you just can't win

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He's a big guy for you.

I think a lot of women would like your body.
Do you have a fucked up face or something?

They don't like you because you're ugly and have a shitty & whiny personality.

Pls gib chub gf

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its so eerie how much this girl looks like my friend, except my friend is very fit so i dont think this could be her but it looks EXACTLY like her i dont get it

i like soft faced kpop cuties user, ripped gigachads with chiseled greek god face and magnum dongs are overrated and boring

No I actually look like the most average person in existence. I guess my eyes look kinda weird, see pic. I don't wanna post more since I'll get banned if I post my whole face

See the answer above. Also some girls have told me I'm a nice and pleasant guy to be around (not in a condescending way, I'm not autistic)

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any one else see a little flashing line when scrolling up and down while viewing this image?