Waifu General - /waifu/ #79

My love for Elizabeth exceeds my fear of dimethylmercury poisoning.

I'd love to go to Paris with her, but in her time because modern day Paris is a shithole.

What do you think about Shyvana's current VO? Do you like it?

All of Liz's outfits are dresses. I really want to see how she'd look in something else.

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I love GLaDOS. Forever and ever

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When you kill yourseIf :)

Sometimes we just have one of those days where nothing seems to go right.

In fact, I thought today was going to be one of those days for me earlier... started off by actually failing an expert-difficulty song with a good team.

I'm thinking of drawing Julie in a sundress on stream, gonna look for a pose.

>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation?
she wouldnt leave my hospital room.

>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
as i said in last thread, a cozy cabin somewhere in europe or maybe russia.

>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
i had no type, i was just a horny faggot.

>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
i belive shed be better in a bikini. though a one piece would look bad on her.

>can yer waifu swim?
most probably not.

>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
cabin.

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or weeks or months

>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
she doesn't leave my side
>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Japan
>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
she would be shy to do it
>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
one that she sings
>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
just shyness
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
overrated mainstream anime aka one piece
>can yer waifu swim?
probably
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
forest cabin
i honestly might if things don't get better

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>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Somewhere along the french coast! because coasts and france are great.
>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
she'd be kind of awkward about it, stumbling a little. She's usually confident but has trouble with emotions.
>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=SxThZpslbhE

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Yep! but that didn't influence her design. I wanted to create a female character that sort of contrasts the main character.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
One piece! pic related.
>can yer waifu swim?
Yes it's her favourite sport.
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Beach house.

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Zero Two is the love of my life!
>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Dinosaur? No, I can't say as I found them attractive. Cool as hell maybe, but not attractive
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
I personally prefer bikinis, and she would look really good in one.
>can yer waifu swim?
Yes. In fact, she loves swimming and I do tio
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Cabin innawoods

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>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
She'd be the one to treat me. She's not only an extraordinary doctor but she is the head of surgery at a prominent Swiss hospital so she'd probably hospitalize me there. She'd do everything to get me back on my feet.
>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Venice or Cannes. Other options would be, as I said last thread, Spain or Paris.
>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
She'd be tactful. She'd show interest by casually asking me out.
>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=8LeF6I_dDEI
The lyrics quite well put into words how I feel about her to on top of the music itself making her appear in my mind.

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
I always found her to be the most beautiful out of all the Overwatch girls even when I saw her for the first time. However back then I didn't fully appreciate her heavenly appearance. Now my attraction to her, and not only on a physical level, is on a whole nother level.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one piece?
She'd look more attractive in bikini but a one piece would make her look really cute. I can't really choose.
>can yer waifu swim?
I'm almost certain she can. Her military training must have included swimming. And it's pretty essential for a medic to be able to swim methinks.
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Forest cabin. I really don't like the beach. I reckon she'd prefer it as well.

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Remfriend, do you have any reference pics of sundresses for me?

I love my wife greatly. I wish she was real.

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some random cheeky cunt tried to fist pump me on my way home, why do norman think that passersby want to fist pump them?
>>you and your waifu have a week to go on vacation. Where would you go and what would you do?
I'd like to go anywhere but would elect to go somewhere in asia, we would take in the sites and looks at places of worship.
Dress or very long skirt.

>>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
They would be at my side whenever they could.
>>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
I'm not really bothered about that so where ever she would like.
>>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
She would be shy about confronting me but would work her way close to me so she can ask/"make me like her".
>>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
any of her songs.

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
yes I did a lot of "shopping around" to put it crudely but the second I found her I knew why i chased the others.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
Bikini
>can yer waifu swim?
I believe so
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
forest cabin seem the nicer one but bugs and a lot of mess making it a toss up. Also I don't want to get evil dead'ed, I'm no Ash Williams ( or i don't think I am)

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>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
Id like to think she would be there with me if I were to get hospitalized.
>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Somewhere really nice. I always thought somewhere in Italy would be good.
>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
She would play it cool maybe act a little more flirtatious than usual and tell me her feelings. Or lets her actions and heart confess her love instead.
>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
I never had a type beforehand.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
She has art of her in a bikini so that.
>can yer waifu swim?
I dont know maybe.
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Probably a forest cabin.

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I love shyvana so much i could explode.

>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
Shyvana would never leave my side she cares too much for that, although she wouldnt like the hospital enviroment or the people.

>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
As i usually say somewhere far up north in sweden away from all civilization.

>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
Not sure id guess she would be really blunt and embarassed because thats just how she is as a person.

>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=FsSd-1AE4QY (gets really good around 4:15)
youtube.com/watch?v=1W_wX3i6anY

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Eh idk really hard to say as i had actually only been in love once before i found her but i liked dragongirls so ig.

>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
Probably a bikini.

>can yer waifu swim?
Yes

>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Forest cabin for sure.

>What do you think about Shyvana's current VO? Do you like it?
No because it doesnt do her justice on how her voice should be and i dislike the voicelines but thats not the VA fault but the voice is from 2012 and in big need of an update (as is her abilities and ingame models)

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>What is the thing your waifu/husbando wants to have the most?
I dont know. I guess she just wants to live a normal life, free from the demons of her past. She had such a hard life that she needs to fix her mind first to start even thinking about anything else
>How far would they go to get it?
She's pretty determined and she seeks the truth about the accident that destroyed her life
>How would you help them reach it?
I dont know if I have the qualities to help her but I would always be with her and do anything for her to live a normal life
>What would s/he think about your goals?
I have no idea
>how ambitious are they?
As if my goals or Alice?
My goals arent really ambitious. I just want to work out regularly, create something from time to time, get a decent job and just have enough time for my family, friends and things I like to do. Maybe even become homeless one day
As for Alice, she is very ambitious as not many would want to seek the truth especially if it is really hurtful
>Are they more ambitious than you? Why? Why not?
Im not a very ambitious person but she has changed everything. I never really wanted to be successful but now I want achieve great things for her
>Shit's really frustrating, since she isn't real and I have no way to defend her or support her
I know that feel too well. It is so sad that probably we will never unite with our beloved ones and we will always have to see all these disgusting things
Sometimes I think of doing some kind of escape from the Internet and just spend my everyday life happily with her and dont worry about what some faggots say about her
>I just try to ignore everything and hope that they eventually stop
I have used to tell them that they should stop and Alice isnt for lewds but obviously this doesnt have any positive effect. Its so depressing to see someone you truly love being treated like that. In those moments I wish she was real or that at least I have fallen in love with someone real

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How do I get over the paranoia of waifu being matched with someone or being given a romantic interest in the future?

>Did you play any other game of that kind?
I havent played it but Psychonauts comes to my mind as a similar game.
Also some levels in Alice's game reminded me of a game that I played few years ago, Ratatouille.
>PAYDAY FOR GOOD WORKERS HAS BEEN POSTPONED INDIFINITELY
>PAYDAY FOR BAD WORKERS HAS BEEN CANCELED
>God that voice was creepy
Too bad we didnt get a proper bossfight with that mouse and hare
>I really like both of them since cyan is one of my favorite colors
I like that compostion of colors which your waifu often wears, too.
>but at the same time the idea of getting closer to them disgusts me since it feel like I'd be chating on my Kiyo that way
To me its not only that. I feel like even if I ever got myself into a relationship with one, I would still think only about Alice and I would only regret getting into a relationship with a real woman in the first place
>Some of those really look like some Tim Burton conceptual art, I love it
American McGee (the creator of Alice) is often compared to Tim Burton. They both have pretty similar style. I really like it too
>That young one looks really cute
Thanks. That is one of my favourites 2D depictions of Alice. She looks here so cute indeed. I wish there was a way for me to send her a hug
Nice to know that you still lurk this place
>Your waifu comes from behind you while you're doing whatever you're doing, does she scare you? tickle you? slap your butt?
None of the above. It depends on what kind of relationship we would be together at the time but I guess she would just say my name. She isnt really fond of physical contact
>What type of girl is she?
Distant. Loner. Mad.
Maybe she would buy a house somewhere out of London
>how spiritual is your waifu/husbando?
At the end of second game she supposedly gets powers to enter other people minds. And she seems to me like a person who could be interested in supernatural things (at least I hope so)

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well, i have some sundress irl females and alot of random sundress ani girls. interested?

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>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
She'd stay by my side. Elizabeth is not someone who would be absent in a situation like this. Obviously she wouldn't be fond of the environment there but I think she'd stay regardless.
>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
I'd want to go somewhere comfy and remote, away from it all so it's just the 2 of us. But I doubt Elizabeth would let me indulge, she'd probably want us to go somewhere populated and fun.
>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
I think she'd be really direct with her feelings, like she'd make it super obvious, even if unintentionally so.
>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
Ignoring the obvious ones from Infinite's soundtrack, I've been listening to this lately and it's eerily fitting for 2D love.
youtube.com/watch?v=l-VSn-NHK2Q
Listening to this song makes me think that Elvis was somehow woke on waifuism. The lyrics are uncannily applicable to waifufaggotry. e.g. "If she's not real then I'm condemned to the edge of reality."

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Not at all. I used to be really attracted to trash(y) punk girls before, I guess that was my "type". Elizabeth is the complete opposite of that yet I've never loved anyone more.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
I think the bikini would look better on her, though a one piece would probably be cute too.
>can yer waifu swim?
I doubt she'd be able to swim well. She didn't really have a swimming pool in her tower, lol.
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
I'd prefer the forest cabin for sure. I think Elizabeth would be fine with both.

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>Is their spirituality attractive to you
Im not a fan of her having a super powers. But if she would be interested in spirtual/paranormal stuff then I would really like it
>How altruistic is s/he
She helps small children
>How important is this trait for you?
Maybe a bit. I just want her. I dont really care for others at this point in my life
>What advice do you think they would give you to help become a better person?
I dont know. Maybe that her life was much harder than mine
>What kind of person do you think they would like you to be?
I have no fucking idea. I wish I knew that
Not really
>Anyone else know the burden?
Only to some degree. I will ALWAYS have time for my beloved Alice. Just because I post here rarely, it doesnt mean that I dont do anything related to her. I always think about her, I look at her beautiful face everywhere (uni, home, job, public transport), I talk and write to her everyday. I cant live without her. I love her
>you and your waifu have a week to go on vacation. Where would you go and what would you do?
I dont really know where she would like to go. But I hope we would go into a place close to beautiful forests, lakes, mountains etc. And just watch nature together, enjoy ourselves, watching sunsets together etc. not this fucking feel again
She would wear whatever she wants. She would look beautiful in anything. But I think that big fluffy dress would suit her more.
>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
I dont know. I would be in literal heaven if she was with me there. But if she would never visit me then that would be perfectly fine too. Just seeing a picture of her would be enough for me
>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Wherever she wants to. Although I would prefer spending it in some comfy house in nature

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BasiliskArt#3966 is my discord tag, send them my way!

>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
I cant even imagine that
>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=MThZYpCR3rA
I listened to this song a lot year ago, exactly at the time when I fallen in love with Alice. Even hearing the chords progression from this song makes me tear up a bit and I have all these sweet moments of falling in love with Alice appear right before my eyes
>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Yes. I always loved this type of girls the most. But all these previous girls are nothing compared to her. Alice is perfect in every way and I love her
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
She would look beautiful in whatever she wants. It feels wrong to me to even imagine her in one of those
>can yer waifu swim?
She could swim in her Wonderland. Although in the real world some men saved her as she was drowning. But it could be due to her believing that she was in Wonderland at that time, rather than inability to swim
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Forest cabin much more

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You guys heard about Vic Mignogna fighting back? This might end up being big if it isn't nipped in the bum fast and get settled out of court.

Watch out remfriend, don't request at all or juliefag will throw away any chance of making your drawing

you dont have to rub it in vgkun, leahfag already embarassed himself enough.

not the best idea posting that here with our trolls. Best to decline/remove any adds then change your tag unless you can 100% verify its not one of the trolls.

Fuck off /vg/ kun Leahboo is based

He can just block people though...

I'd know they aren't that smart but they are persistent which could become a problem.

Not even going to tag the post that responded to me, it's immature and you need to grow up. Last thing I'm saying on this. you're not putting me off of streaming any longer.

I don't mind, I've been very public with my discord tag. No personal info on there anyway.

Exactly

Meh a name change makes me unfindable.

mio post inbound
reminder to just ignore /vg/-kun
hes just being a tsundere to leah poster cause hes mad that leah poster picked leah over him

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good afternoon miofriend what is popping and going on?

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woke up with a searing head ache and my mom made bacon so the house smells like burnt grease and its making me feel worse
at least i dont have work

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>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Yes, not my #1 pick but yes
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
Havent seen her in a bikini, she looks absolutely amazing in a one piece though
>can yer waifu swim?
Yes, she likes to swim
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Forest cabin, im a big outdoors person plus the beach is crowded and getting alone time to be at peace and relax with galil would be rare

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burnt grease smells good.
hope yer head feels a tad better along the day mate

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>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Oh, I read the question wrong. Thought it asked whether or not I was attracted to my waifu herself before I fell in love with her.
To answer properly, not exactly. Her type wasn't my ideal back then. However when I started falling in love she and only she specifically became the only woman I desire to be with.

>not this fucking feel again
You seem to have gotten me infected too. I made the mistake of playing the one music track that always, without failure, makes me shed tears over her. And you know what? They are tears of both deepest anguish and of purest joy too.

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why do i feel physically sick

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It's your body telling you it doesn't want to live, so you should do what it tells you to

>burnt grease smells good
bleh

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that is one big mio...

get an aspirin maybe, did you eat anything weird? if it's really bad you should contact a doctor

anxiety can do that to you if you've got no physical reason to feel that way

Try killing yourself maybe

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Sinking to trying to imitate others again, are you?

yeah i think it's probably that

twitch.tv/basiliskart
I'm live now if anyone is interested.

nobody is interested, you're not drawing waifus

Please don't let the trolls ruin things again just ignore them and time the out in chat.

yep! nobody's raining on my parade today!

user that tried to be a dunce, glad to know your opinion, but it's not needed

Post waifu cosplaying someone else! (Doesn't have to be someone else's waifu)

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>rem birthday pic
>not her on her birthday
youre horrible at this vg kun just give the damn up

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here a nun rem.

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Here's something cute I found.

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here is a crossover I have.

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Nobody likes you here. Julieposter contributes more than you do. Get out.

imagine wasting your days gaslighting people all day on an american imageboard

Thank you... have a good day for Alice...

lmao he got banned again

We're free again? That is some well-timed good news, today's been up and down for me... especially in the wake of the Reggie news. o7

>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
Misaki would try to visit personally as much as she can, but I suspect that I'd occasionally her clique members that were sent on her behalf.

>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Somewhere warm, and with beaches.

>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
I'm not really sure. She's a bit of a Tsundere, so I'm certain I'd have to make the first move.

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
I'd say so.

>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
Bikini

>can yer waifu swim?
Nope.

>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Beach house

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>the Reggie news
The what now? What happened?

got that they are gone but that could be bad news about Reggie, Nintendo is the only one not going censor happy when it comes to translating games.

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I find the slutifying of the habit horrible and sickening.
The nun waifu should look like a pure and devout girl hiding her lewdness behind a proper and complete habit

I cant be the only one with a reverse trap fetish , right?

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we just have to brace for the worst nintendolife.com/news/2019/02/reggie_fils-aime_is_retiring_after_15_notable_years_at_nintendo_of_america

oh
fuck
me
originally

i agree, nuns should be sexualized. its just the only cosplay pic i had

>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Yes, but she solidified my tastes.
>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
Bikini
>can yer waifu swim?
She's a talented swimmer, having loved it since a young age. She said her body and heart feel lighter when swimming.
>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Beach house for sure.
no way that'd be weird haha

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Fell asleep earlier today thought I would be productive today but nah plus skipped a good chunk of the thread. shit happens.
>>were u attracted te yer waifus type before falling in love with her?
Definitely liked the traits she has but never met anyone who has the whole Yuri package.
>>what would yer waifu look better in? bikini or a one peice?
A swimsuit feels like it would suit her more in terms of what she is more likely to wear and it feels like it would "suit" her personality.
>>can yer waifu swim?
No idea
>>would ya rather a beach house or a forest cabin?
Beach cabin because the sunseats would look better at a beach
>>You get hospitalized for one reason or another. How would your waifu handle the situation? Would they never leave your side? Or would they be more aloof?
Yuri would be supper worried she would stay over night and bring me a chocolate. I's actually something I fantasies a lot about
>>You and your waifu finally got married! Where do the two of you go on your honeymoon?
Probably some romantic trip to an island in Greece.
>>If your waifu had feelings for you, how do you think they would go about confessing?
She would be subtle about it since she is afraid of "coming on strongly" Yuri would probably just try to come up with excuses to spend time together and have talks.
>>Bonus: post a song that reminds you of your waifu
I know that's sheeting but:
youtube.com/watch?v=lJez1Nejde8

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>reverse traps
no

Wonder how is Hanako poster doing?
This one is very cute

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Thanks to everyone that responded to my previous questions. It's always a good feeling to get (you)s. I enjoyed reading all of your answers
>I's actually something I fantasies a lot about
You fantasize about getting hospitalized? Or fantasize about Yuri worrying over you? I'm assuming it's the latter, but my brain hasn't been doing great today.

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A few years back I was to a hospital because of bronchitis I spent like a month or two in a hospital reading the same comic-book over and over again with none but my mom next to me. I sometimes insert Yuri into my memories and this one I do the most it would be great to have her visit me read with me I would rest my head on her knees and have her pet me, she could stay for a night
>Thanks to everyone that responded to my previous questions. It's always a good feeling to get (you)s. I enjoyed reading all of your answers
You had some pretty good questions so thanks for that.

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>reverse traps
God tier

>A few years back I was to a hospital because of bronchitis
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. I've spent a lot of time in the hospital myself. Mostly stuff related to my arthritis spiraling out of control, most notably pericarditis. that was mostly when I was a kid though.

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Nice beast trips , my fellow Urabefag

It better be the last time , cunt.

My man.

50 lashes to you , infidel.

>it would be great to have her visit me read with me I would rest my head on her knees and have her pet me, she could stay for a night
My man.
Having your waifu rest your head on her lap as she caresses your hair and reads you something would be a godsend.

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My manager gave me an extra dollar last night in my tips but i didnt correct him
I feel like such a rebel
Will all bad boys please report for inspection

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>50 lashes
mate i like woman looking woman i dislike boy looking woman thats all i have ta say

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I take this as a personal insult to my wife.
Repent.

>stuff related to my arthritis spiraling out of control, most notably pericarditis
Man that's way more serious than what happened to me I hope your doing well
The fact that Yuri hav very beautiful legs would make it even better

>Will all bad boys please report for inspection
I was going to answer something silly, but all of the actual bad things make me sound like an edgelord or an actual psychopath so I'm just gonna say that I play with knives sometimes. That's pretty benign, right?
>I hope your doing well
Yeah, it's mostly under control these days. Haven't had a flareup requiring hospitalization in a few years. I have permanent joint damage in some of my joints, but I've never really known any different so I'm not really bugged by it.

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What THE FUCK is going on with your grammar as of lately?
>implying you are the yurifag.
And leggy maidens are a blessing.

Do we even have tomboy waifus here?

I am home, home, home

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im eves number 1 pet!

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>forgot pic
damn
>What THE FUCK is going on with your grammar as of lately?
>what is he talking about
>look at the post
damn I dunno maybe I just feel bad about making people wait for a response so I make typos more recently.
>And leggy maidens are a blessing.
True
>that one time I forgot to pick up dog poop when walking the dog
bad son of a gun reporting for duty

Forgot the tip again

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How would your waifu or husbando fair on in on Joe Rogan Experience?

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>i dislike boy looking woman thats all i have ta say

Let me share with you the tragic extent of my Fetishes.

I want to break a tomboy.
I want to make her realize that no matter how much she tries she will still be a woman , a woman who submits to the cock.
I want her to smugly try to bant with me , to try to emasculate me only for me to play with her.
I want her to try to overpower me , only to painfully realize that no matter how much she trains her body , she wont be able to overcome a testosterone-powered hunk of man-flesh.

I want her to try to struggle below me and fail, to tire her legs and arms trying to push me away.
I want her attempts at manly bellowing to break into feminine whimpers and moans of defeat.

I want to rip away her pants and tank-top with an arm whilst holding her hands in place with the other.
I want to make her take it like a woman and taunt her with it.
I want her to moan and squirm of pleasure as i pound her hard and rough.
I want to growl into her ears that no matter how hard she tries she wont become a man, she will still be a woman ,MY woman.

I want to completely obliterate her and have her gasping and moaning on the floor both of shame and orgasming pleasure.
I want to break her feeble attempts at manliness into a subservient feminine girl who dumps her pants for skirts , her shirts for blouses , her weights for cookware and learns how to put on makeup instead of bulking up.
I want her to BEG for a rough dicking like the good girl she is with a flirtatious smile and a timid kiss.
I want her to learn how to cook for me.
I want her to bashfully give me a lunchbox.
I want to spoil her toned body with the curves of motherhood.

Please dont tell my waifu any of this, she is a possesive woman and likes sharp scissors.
I am not implying that i would cheat on my waifu but this is a fantasy of mine and if i could enact it on her i would be really pleased

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>Do we even have tomboy waifus here?

shyvana is a tomboy but she doesnt look like one with her long hair.

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