How pathetic are you with girls

how pathetic are you with girls

>girl made up a relationship so i would leave her alone

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I've never tried to get into a relationship/have sex with/flirt with/talk to beyond necessity a girl.
The rest of this board should follow in my footsteps.

>back in highschool
>start sitting beside girl
>guy makes fun of me saying that i like girl out loud
>girl cringes
>she switches seat to sit beside another guy

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I have almost no idea what I'm doing, I stumble through semi successfully.

Fear is not an admirable quality.

This man knows exactly how to play

True, no clue what it has to do with the current subject though

He hasn't talked to a girl because he's terrified of them or gay.

Source: your ass, I presume?

Or he is a realist who prefers to be alone. There is nothing gay about being alone.

>smile at random girl
>brief look of disgust shadows her face
considering having my balls removed so I stop feeling so depressed

I said realist because he probably knows that he'll get rejected.

Isn't this common? The classic "I have a boyfriend" routine?

>how pathetic are you with girls
I haven't even held a girl's hand in three years despite there bring at least TWO solid scenarios where I could have gotten laid.
Thankfully, I consciously dknt want a gf or to have sex. Those desires are almost entirely subconscious.

>really want girlfriend
>get girlfriend
>realize i didnt need a girlfriend

I pity people who aren't as simple as me

You ever been outside in your life my g?

ahahahahahah pretty much the same thing happened to me OP

Yes, don't know what that has to do with anything though

>random girl asks me for Snapchat on the street
>we talk a lot
>she lives an hour away
What do?

Well what's your reason for not talking to girls?

I don't not talk to them, I just talk to them the same way I talk to dudes; without the intention of getting into their pants

I'm autistic but I managed to not fuck up the first impressions for that one

I'm dumb, not that user, sorry :(

So you're just happy being alone? Humans aren't supposed to live like that.

You can be not lonely without a girl user

>Got kidnapped by a group of three girls and got dragged around with them during school when i was 9

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I've never had a conversation with a girl who wasn't related to me.

How common is this? I have no idea how you end up in this situation without literally giving up on all human interaction.

I feel like girls/people are naturally talking to me, but I never respond well and always let the discussion die

story behind this picture?
made my chuckle

Maybe I exaggerated, I don't mean that I never speak to girls, I do, but my interactions with them are typically short and only last a few sentences. The last time I had a sustained conversation, lasting for a few minutes, and taking place outside of school, was never.

Got no idea, found the image around the internet though, being used in some sites about meeting up girls

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>be me
>in a class last year
>it ends
>stay behind to finish up some work
>watch as smelly pajeet classmate gets up
>takes a seat ahead of me
>he sits next to one of the two girls in the class
>the other girl was me
>he tries to say something
>she immediately packs up and leaves
>he stares at her vacated seat for like half a minute
>just a blank broken stare
>he "drops" his pencil
>he sniffed her seat
>he sniffed
>her seat
>the madman

the most pathetic thing that has unfolded before my eyes.

>play mmos a lot
>join a guild
>get in with the guild leader
>convince her to leave bf for me
>she visits me
>we start to get it on
>dick won't stay up
>cry and stop trying
>she gets distant and won't tell me why
>i break up with her and she tells me it's because i couldn't fuck her
>mfw

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It got to the point where I gave up about five years ago. It's all good.

>girl liked me in high school
>she stopped liking me after we went out on one date
i guess i just have a shitty personality

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pfffffftahahahh

send her snaps of your dick obviously

>the other girl was me
will you be my gf pls