Could you survive 1 minute in the octagon against brock lesnar?

He'd fuck you

Not in a kickboxing match.

He would ass fuck you idiot

But then you are no longer IN the octagon

A dude like this could literally rip your head off of your shoulders

I would literally piece him up on the feet. He would take me down in an MMA match for sure, but I would literally HEEM him in any form of striking competition.

Yes he would. He would kick the fucking shit out of you and then fuck your tight little asshole

Still surviving if you getting fucked in the ass. As long as he assfucks me for more than a minute, I win.

brock hates to get hit in the face, he's scared of contact
I bet a crazy ass manlet could beat the shit out of him

this.
wrong

i would literally punch a fucking hole in his manlet skull, give me a break lmao

He hates to get hit in the face by professional fighters. None of you are one. He would fuck all of you after breaking your jaw

And pretty apparent insecurities.

Except I am. 2-0 as a heavyweight. Unironically would KO his ass.

I'm sure you face serious talent in Arkansas, kid. Keep shootin for the stars

i wouldnt even survive a minute with him in a wwe ring

I've seen this guy practicing once at a local mma gym

He kicked a heavy punching bag and the thing buckled, if it was a person under say 200lbs it would probably near kill them

The only way this would work is if I had an m249 ready to go.

Dude is a genetic anamoly

249 would jam lmao. better have 240

240 would be more punching power too

Seriously, dude is like two people put together, a belt of 7.62 is a good start in a fight

post body

I would unironically get murdered, raped and shat on and not in that order

Brock's probably a better shot than you

only one minute?

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in kickboxing.

Maybe. I've got half a foot on the guy and a much longer wingspan than him, so if I'm light on my feet he won't be able to connect too many blows. Plus he doesn't really have a weight advantage, either, since we weigh about the same (although he is much more dense/more built than I am even though I lift).

He'd probably destroy me based on experience and a willingness to really get aggressive, but I probably stand a better chance than most Jow Forumsizens.

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i can outrun him for a minute, yeah, even in a ring

Depends, how fast is he?

he's fucking terrible at stand up

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No fucking way. He would just crash my skull and call it a day

depending on whether he wants to kill me

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this

i've never seen him in person but he's HUGE, like hands twice the size of yours huge

i would not last a minute, no.

He would ko you with both hands tied behind his back

I think I would
>191 cm tall
>102 kg
>Heavy lifter
>Did judo, boxing and now I'm doing kickboxing
Maybe I wouldn't beat him, I'm still an average guy doing and enjoying sports, but I'm not weak shit either.

How many Lesnars to beat a gorilla in under 1 minute?

you formed that wrong
it's
>How many Lesnars can a gorilla beat in under 1 minute?

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>muh post body
>muh have sex
back to plebbit you faggot

Just low blow him.

you're not cain velasquez

Forget minute, you'll need time.

You'd need at least 20-30 Lesnars. You'd need to sacrifice enough to fatigue the gorilla so you can hit its vulnerable spots. Just punching it won't do shit they have incredibly strong bones. You'd need to violently fist its ass to cause damage and gouge its eyes out.

I'd pretend to have a seizure, shart and piss myself
He'd be too embarrassed to even approach me

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Survive? Yes
Win? No

flexing your forearms while just showing your gun

cringe

>Glock 19x
Why? Why not just a 17?

6'4'' 230lbs 15% bf
3 years muay thai

id love to fight him

Hey bro, uh you got any of that height for me? Haha...please

So does Lesnar, ya simp. He's a hunter.

one minute? Yes.

I might survive a minute if he doesn't just land a big shot and end me right away
Realistically there's nothing I can do to keep the distance because a pro fighter won't give a shit about anything I can throw and he's too strong for me to use my (very limited) judo
If it were a boxing match I could maybe do it but not MMA, I'd be on my arse and choking out inside ten seconds

I'd probably just go for his diverticulitis like reem did and I might have a shot. Otherwise he would break my back and make me humble.
I heem every here btw

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A minute's a surprisingly long time

>AAAAH SAVE ME DANA

post sherdog or gtfo

brock has a bigger gun

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He has a reputation for gassing quickly. That being said, I think he would rip my spine out of my body before actually becoming tired.

>squeezing so hard your fingers are out of blood

brrrruh

He's only slightly larger than me, although I don't doubt stronger

I could do a minute unless the minute he immediately bullrushed me and started wailing as hard as he could which then I'm not sure

Since I'm 6'2 and a strong 249 I bet he'd waste the minute trying to spar like a lot of people do in the start of fights

Don't have to be to strike better than brock, retard. He's sucks worse than female fighters

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No, I could not

Hehe based copeposter.

I would fuck him up easy, with one (1) low kick

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thats not what ur mom said

>glocknade
Lol what are you gonna do? Splatter your hand bones in his face and hope he trips?

LOL, what?

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Sure you would, Brock's a very safe worker.

brock is a fucking world class fighter -.-

Well, if anyone on Jow Forums could it would be someone who browses this board. At least some people on here are genuinely fit and athletic, literally every other board is filled with lazy degenerates.

>-.-
return whence þe came

This was against a monster and shortly after he almost died from some intestinal disease

He looks so much better with a beard

Yeah. I wouldn't be able to afford the medical bills after, but I'd be alive. Possibly comatose, but breathing. So, how much would I be getting paid to take a beating like that?

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The same as any other fighter. 10k

Is that supposed to show gunfags aren't insecure? By posting a faggot with severe body image issues?

I think i could if i just kept hitting him where he had his stomach surgery desu
No matter how bad he beats me, if i just keep nailing him in that spot, hes gonna have to stop at some point

Probably more than one minute but he'd definitely take the win

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Based bloatlord

Nope, but I'd probably last even less vs an actual non-meme fighter

owo

bruh you would get absolutely wrecked what the fuck are you even thinking?

i'm from a second world shithole and half his size
the things that that man has gone through in the octagon were my saturday nights in elementary school
he would fuck me up pretty badly but there is no way that he would come out as the winner
he is an entertainer, not a fighter

>this shitty LARP

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Cro Cop would eat him

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what's he like? what if i started crying and pooping and getting naked? would he take pity on me?

looks funny to me

yeah i'm 1/10th of a gorilla and i'll just kick him in the liver lmao

Yes just dodge his attacks lmao evade his fat ass.

I don't think I could make it a minute without beating that faggot to death. Would that count?

>i am a weakling and totally ok with the fact that another man could top me without me even trying or having any faith in my abilities, i am a reasonable person that can accept that there are people better than me, that is what a reasonable person does right? i am completely ok with my life and accept who i am, i am also completely ok that i simply am just not good enough. every day of my life i train to become better but i must be aware of my limits. i am human after all, that is what a human does, accept that i am not perfect and that there will always be someone better, stronger, faster and smarter than me. i am limited in my abilities, but i still try, i really do.
you should just stop trying user, just lay down and let everyone fuck you in the ass since you accepted that you will always be the second one to cum on your gfs belly

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