I am engaged to a guy I met on r9k

Have you met in real life or only over the internet?

how did you get further with each other from here, i mean did you share emails or something

Met IRL 8 times, for 3 weeks at a time each.
Lived together for 3 months now.

We shared email at first, then got on texting apps.

>I was actually sure I was going to marry him when we met IRL for the first time.
were you living in the same country?

No way this post is not ironic

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>don't spew unfunny memes at every post

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Jesus, this whole post is hot as fuck. Too bad no one is ever going to feel this way about me.

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Can you retroactively fuck off to /soc/?

>have interesting discussion with someone
>post contacts
>receive 50 replies from guys pretending to be that user
Imagine she married the wrong user, and seeing this thread right now, he kills himself. Literally Agatha Chritie tier

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>just be interesting
>leave this board

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Tell me user, how do I find a perfect gf on r9k that will like me for my strange personality and have one that really connects with mine? Is it even possible? How do I do it?

to anybody reading this, this is a sign from Jesus/Buddha/Muhammad/Thor/etc and you should act according to that one thought that's been in the back of your head for the last few weeks

Tell me user, how do I find a perfect gf on r9k who will like me for my strange personality and also have one that'll just connect with mine like two 2x2 Lego pieces? How do I do it? Is it even possible?

to anyone reading this, this is your sign sent from Jesus/Buddha/Muhammad/Thor/etc and you should act accordingly.

I accidentally doubleposted and now want to kill myself. Thank you, shit internet, very cool

>starts ama
>leaves after 10 minutes

I'm sorry, fell asleep. I'm sick as fuck.
Shame on me.

No, different countries. We're not too bad with money, luckily.

That's a funny one, you're allowed to post it.
Just don't kill every discussion by repeating memes over and over because that's not very interesting.

>implying he didn't post his and had me mail him
2/10

I did it by talking to a bunch of people. That's really it. Take your time to get to know people, chat with everyone, be sincere about who you are.
Most girls on here are awful, and most men on here are awful too. Be aware of that.

Hope it works out, just dont get fucking married. MARRIAGE DESTROYS EVERYTHING

We're planning to, we're both rather conservative and stuff.

Die both og you

We're planning to, around 2062 roughly.
If you leave an email, I can notify you that we're dead.

>Just don't kill every discussion by repeating memes over and over because that's not very interesting

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Hey OP, are you female?
I'm assuming that you aren't.

Yeah, biologically female. He's a guy.

This is a gay board; you are irrelevant and unwelcome.

How big is his penis? One of the main reasons why I think I'll die alone is because of my 3 inch pen0r. How can I call myself a man with a 3 inch pen0r? Why should I even try? Penetrating is what being a man is all about. Too bad I don't like sticking shit up my ass or else I'd probably go homo just to not die alone.

/soc/ threads are not allow BAN HIM BAN HIM BAAAN HIIIIIM

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Gays are far less welcome than females as they get sex even easier than straight females. If anything lesbians would be allowed as they have it as hard as straight males.

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Not camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" thread.

I won't lie, having a very small dick might be a dealbreaker for some women. But there are girls who could be into it. Probably on here too, since there are a bunch of girls who don't want to do penetrative sex becuase of past abuse and such.
I'm sorry it has to be extra complicated for you.

fake and gay
orignalio

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You couldn't be more wrong, normalfag.

Fuckofffuckofffuck you dumb cunt and die

>there are a bunch of girls who don't want to do penetrative sex becuase of past abuse and such.
I don't even have a tiny wiener and this is still kinda hot.

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nice larp you stupid faggot

>>have interesting discussion with someone
>>post contacts
>>receive 50 replies from guys pretending to be that user
This actually happened to me dozens of times, I always let the other guys take them because fuck competing with so many people.

Doomed to fail. Someone is going to fuck over the other person. By fucking a tranny or some degenerate shit. New Values.

>not a cam etc
YOU BROKE THE RULES TO BE HOOKED UP NOW

RETROACTIVE BAN NOOOOOWWWW

Fucking stop it. We are abnormal in the sense that we don't get along with others. You have a gay community that sjw love. You are the normalfaggot. You get sex and acceptance, don't you dare strawman at me you ironic actual homosexual.

Indeed.

yay! Congratulations :)

We're both really conservative and hate the new values. Not going to be a problem, at least this part.

>YOU BROKE THE RULES
It's allowed to exchange contact in threads, not to make threads specifically to exchange contacts to hook up.
2/10 doesn't know the rules.

op is probably a man

What did you two have in common?

You son of a bitch. We used to have map threads to meet up and they were ban hammered as soon as face threads were. You don't know the fucking board faggot. Meeting up was banned because robots never meet up. You are an invader if you so much as have friends and no one ever met up on the map and meet up threads. Ever.

chances are whoever I'm talking to that I somehow manage to be interested in is going to be a guy.

Proably won't find a gf bcuz posters from my country are rare thing

What country are you from? I've only meet like three people from my country on here.

So anyone where want to make this same thread with me in 3+ years?

Pooland stronk

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That's too bad user. I'm too far away.

Where are you from?

I want a cute aussie robot bf goddamn it

The united states of merica

>tfw every robot I talk to on Discord turns out to be american
I'm tired of this shit.

I wanna find a cute girl or maybe even guy off r9k pls. I'm a guy and look like a little twink and I like anime

Do you like girls who happen to have a penis?

Yes but they would have to pass really well. I like twink boys more.

It's definitely a guy. OP girls talk differently. You're terrible at this. Should have kept the gay narrative.

Every girl ive talked to here is fucking polish

No midwestern girls
Well except that chicago one but shes self defeating

Was he shy with you?How did you react to that?

I started talking to a dude from here a couple months ago and he was soooo suspicious. I asked why and because I'd taken a day to contact him within that time he'd already had 10 guys trying to catfish him. Funny.

I have a long night ahead of me so down to chat my friend. Even if you're a guy. But no homo.

>I didn't even look how he looked like.

You're definitely a tranny and probably a desperate one at that, no actual girl would ever shrug off a guy's looks like that.

If i'm ever talking to a "girl" from here i always ask for a hands picture. There are so many catfishes/traps trying to b8

Shit happens alot. I dont get why fags do that larp shit but i guess alot of people here do fuck all which is why they sit here and rot. I usually try to confirm by going on voice chat or someshit

Tinder has actually been going decently so as cool as a robot gf would be ill probably have some normies to practice with soon