Drunk and/or on drugs chess thread

only if u teach me desu :3

bump. i'm only on my second beer, so i'll join a game in an hour or so if people are still playing.

i haven't played chess in 10 years, but i won a lot of chess tournaments when i was a kid at my school so you chesslets are gonna get btfo

Black is gonna win

only because white's either retarded or drunk

Black fucked up. Maybe he can still win on time

Let's play
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i Just GOT cuked BY A queen A nas d PAwN THis is BLUllshit i wanT rNMOP fuck RedO Bad fuCKING qujakE PLayer lET ME flEX T800 ELo

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kek user I was literally throwing the match and you still lost
I wasn't actually throwin the match I'm ust retarded

in like 15 mins

Ok set up a game when you ready

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never used this before so...

eh fuck it. you set one up

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Sorry for hijacking the game, I won't do it any more, I promise.

I don't really care if you do. Set up a game see if anyone wants to play with you. I need to rest my brain for a bit I'm past the alert phase of being drunk. I might join your game soon if no one else has

dunno what happened with that one bro. tried to make first move as white and it said white has resigned

>I need to rest my brain for a bit I'm past the alert phase of being drunk

I could tell.

i'm drinking colt 45, and i am ready and willing to play chess with you

Strange
>inb4 muted

lichess.org/NegdLG1X

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i must be too drunk to figure out this web 1.0 interface

who the fuck plays d4, d5, e3

shut the fuck up asshole

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play me nerds

ok just joined

I will watch

black is just bullying at this point

He's gonna fuck up and end up stalemate I bet you

with 4 rooks? i doubt it

Kek
Told you

He did but that seemed intentional kek

stalemate was the only way I could get a symmetrical ending

haha, you outplayed me so hard it's not funny and my ignorance won a stalemate. i think i have to drink a few more before i get into it

Hey, play me tough guy. I'll embarass you in front of all these people.

just set a game
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post a link originally

shit bro. i got wrecked in two games but it was all coming back to me. that was mildly fun so you anons post these theads more i'll be sure to join. it's some of the only fun i've had on this depressing board

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lets do it lads
originally of course

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hello let's play

k game on

someone join please

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got uni lab in an hour. i guess im up for a game or two
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my turn b/ros

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lichess.org/od6r3dPS rematch me user

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Oh cool, I used to be good at chess but I don't play anymore
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why would you post this in a chess thread

Black gave up pretty fast

Tons of autists play Chess in here.

Anyone keen on a game?

Let's play

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And queen to h5.

10 minutes each this time sorry whoever that was

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^Game is still open

I got the anti perc defence sorted

With that opening you should have got your bishop to g7 after moving that pawn forward one square

New game here

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Strange it bugged out.

New game here

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White is good player

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I screwed up and ran into that back rank mate.
Oh well, it was fun.

Yeah, that was a good game.

Got some time for a few classical games.
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ffs i got IP banned from Lichess...
what a bunch of sissy assholes

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