My crush casually told me that some dude fucked her in the ass on the first date this weekend

Serves you right for being a yammering beta boy.

The absolute state of channel 4.

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If you dont immediately drop her after this you're irredeemable. Hell you should have seen the warning signs and dropped her already

Yup, iktf. Ahhh man.

No, op is just the gay best friend. He's the unthreatening man. She was so comfortable telling him this because he's asexual, he has no penis so he'd never get jealous. He's the ugly homegirl.

I don't know where this shit came from but normie has always been a term people used here, before the normie invasion of 2015. Normalfag was just a variant of normie.

if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 69 problems but a bitch ain't one

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so beta orbiters watch breaking bad. Good to know

I GOT THE RAP PATROL ON THE GAT PATROL

i love jay-z

>my crush actually has an amateur porn movie where she goes ass to mouth

Fuck off, newfag. First mention of the word normie was in 2012, while normalfag has been used since the inception of Jow Forums.

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Anyone that has a "crush" is a sub 80 IQ retard.

Where she goes ass to mouth or where she does ass to mouth? Also post it.

Gets fucked in the ass then he sticks it her mouth for a bit and finally blows a load on her face. You guys have probably seen it already, it was all over kazaa back in the day and was on motherless forever. still, if you know a decent fileshare site besides mega i don't mind posting a link.

t. 103 iq mouthbreather

What's wrong with MEGA?

If she has a sister or close friend, you have to fuck them.

Thats fucking hot. Did the guy use a condom? Does she go ass to mouth?

My crush asked me to be her wingman to help her get with another dude.

Shit sucks, senpai.

Thats so fucking beautiful. Ass to mouth makes me cum so hard. Please share

This kills the man
I guess just move on user, can't imagine you will find much of anything worth keeping by pursuing her.

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mediafire, post it there

Idiot, this is your fault for being friends with your crush and thinking she's the only one or some shit.

Kazaa? How old is she, 40?

Stuff like this made me lose all interest in romance/relationships. I still had some interest in it like 5 years ago when I was 14, until I realized that nobody saves each other for marriage anymore and sexual morality is virtually nonexistent, not to mention marriage itself is Russian Roulette now. Shit like this just reminds me of how pointless it all is.

If you had asked, you maybe could have been that dude.

you're a pathetic orbiter, you know that girls laugh at you with other dudes sometimes right

>>my crush
Now, have you learned your lesson?

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She's a whore no matter how much mental gymnastics you're trying to do right now. Forget she exists. Move on immediately.

>my crush

Imagine being this insane

Did you hook her up?

Best OP description possible.

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