Just had sex for the first time today ama
>no she was not a prostitute
Just had sex for the first time today ama
Cameron Perez
Jacob Perry
was she a dog?
Dylan Martinez
Is she pregnant? Congratulations on breaking out of inceldom, it's all downhill from here
Jason Sanchez
No you sick fuck. It was with my girlfriend, i guess i should have made that clear in the first post.
And i don't think she's pregnant she's on birth control and i was wearing a condom and am most likely infertile. Which is good because i don't want fucking kids ever.
Angel Turner
why not, I can fuck your kids if u want me to
Ayden Lopez
How long have you known each other?
What other things have y'all done before going all the way?
Was she a virgin loser, too?
What's next in life?
Brody Russell
>Just had sex for the first time today ama
How big was his cock and did he use a condom?
Daniel Long
all woman are whores
mfw OP is a faggot
Lincoln Bell
Did she leave you yet? She will eventually.
Ryder Long
>no she was not a prostitute
did you make sure not to leave behind any DNA at the crime scene?
Anthony Nelson
Guys, this is a LARP.
Joshua Lewis
Did you suck the butt?
Ayden Carter
Was I supposed to?
FUCK
Jacob Williams
mischievous little thing aren't you
Daniel Carter
if real,
congrats user.
You did a good as long as you didn't spread an STD and were a generally decent person and didn't rape someone.
Nicholas Diaz
yeah I got a question why are you on my board you fucking normie
Gabriel Gray
Did you play ice the strudel cakes with your dick and her asscheeks as a fatality organism?
Henry Hernandez
Congratulations user, hope you two have a lot of sex.
>tfw no cute gf to impregnate
Nicholas Foster
You must leave now and stay out forever.
Logan Nelson
What's the solution to the P versus NP problem?
Ian Thompson
How do I fix a blown tire?
Jason Allen
Did you touch her butt?
Isaiah Long
No i didn't suck the butt, i ate her out before though.
Thanks dude, i think i'm aids free but i can't be too sure
I used to lurk here a while back. I guess this will be my last thread.
You remove the wheel from the wheel hub on your car, then the tire from the wheel after finding the leak. Then apply a patch kit which is like a tiny piece of tire covered in week old semen and presto your ready to go. And your car works again