/britfeel/

>graft
>selling ground up paracetamol and Thai stick to sixth formers
HmmmMMMMM

Co-op is pretty good and you can use the Post Office to pay money and cheques in.

Her kawaiiiii mannerisms got me. Prefer the main girl though.

Shush lad, you're being daft.

If I was to sell coke it wouldn't be bash it would be general street quality unless they want to buy a decent weight that doesn't get cut by me but most coke in the UK is cut to a degree
Yeah the weed is fair shit atm lol

I like his mate from childhood the cow girl best probably. Enjoyed it when witchy wu pulled the candles out of her titties though. Got the manga on my tablet, going to read it later

>you will never be able to afford a house in a white area

Priestess best girl, don't (You) me calling me a nonce

Just want three bedrooms in a good neighbourhood tbqh

Honestly seen every episode of Family Guy and American Dad like 10 times.

She's cute but she doesn't do anything for me lad. Pretty sure she's of age anyway, just smol.

nice one deano
WAHEY

sometimes when I see a fit bird I start growling like a beast
>hnnnnn grrrrrr uuuuuuuhh

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Alri Dave it's been a few years, still going to the brass every week?

Same here lad basically the same noise too

hello ponce

hello autism

hello nonce

Thanks lad, you're quite right, that's exactly how it is. I can't go fast but my car can so it sort of makes up for it in a way desu.

I know family guy is pretty normie but American dad is legitimately good

If you've gone through early menopause does that mean I can just cum inside you

And do you find this helps you in any way? Does the fit bird fall at your feet because you're growling at her?

nah its normie tier now

I had a dream last night I was fucking 90s Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox and I came in my pants. It was really amazing.
I then had a dream I was touring with The Prodigy in the 90s as a keyboardist and I kept losing all my teeth.

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henIo, fren

My sword is your sword m'lady

>he doesn't have a Hornby A4 class Mallard

hello lad hope you're doing alright

>cat just put his hand on my tit and looked at me seductively
What did he mean by this?

why thread ded :(

Hello sad lad that noone likes

2 chicken quarter pounder burgers in the oven gonna have with some rice

Watching the postman lads, nearly three fucking hours long. Hope it's a good un or I'm going to lose my cool

I can't sleep at night, i wish you'd hold me tight.

MyyyYYYYyyyy SaweeEEeeeeT sssstarrrrRRRRRduuuUUUsttttt FEEETA cHeeEEEEEssse manaaan

>49% user rating on RT
have fun lad

mummeh went down into town for lunchies but hasn't got back yet

quite cold desu

the fuck are you singing?

>Kevin costner brushing his donkey's teeth
10/10 so far.

why have you been following a postman around observing him for hours?

My latest tranthem available on iTunes and soundcloud.com/bep1s
It's a song about getting dumped by a Greek man after we did some shagging in Nandos toilets.

Might watch a film myself, after I eat. Thinking of a few. Might just watch some porn instead.

>why have you been following a postman around observing him for hours
Wtf else am I supposed to do on my day off? Ffs can't even talk about my hobbies with the lads anymore

Ok postman is shite, whomst ever recommend this can suck my toejam

Watch Release the Spyce lad.

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Anyone else put salt and vinegar on pizza? It's very nice

What anime service can I watch it legally on? Think it. Might be on hidive or some shit

Why why why must you shill this shite anime so hard.

calm down cola.

Anyone else scared of their postman?

unironically thought you meant an actual postman

No clue about any services desu, just use twist.moe

I only post the best and highest quality animation.

LEAVE HIS DONKEY PAL ALONE YOU CUNTS

>local "i want to speak to the manager" type middle age roasite always complaining on local failbook groups
>multiple times every day
>latest thing is "kids have nothing to do so they are doing drugs"
>local kids build a BMX/mountain bike trail in the woods away from any paths
>want to speak to the manager roastie complains about it, starts a campaign and now the council are demolishing the kids trails and jumps

what do we do with people like this?

GIBS MALLARD

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Well salt and pepper with a vinegar base hot sauce is pretty close

>Jack do you know what day today is?
>...April 30th?

HAVE YOU EVER had a taste of OREGANO OOZO flavoured HEAVEN only to have it SNATCHED AWAY FROM YOU??? I was gking to carry HIS CHILD

>implying ill use an illegal site to stream anime illegally
Get fucked cunt and your shit anime

watching 3rd rock from the sun and its shit, waiting for cant pay coming on though

Scared that he know all about the Persian rugs

it is isn't? and thats why it's good, its so stupid and embarrassing

Good lad, remember to pay your taxes now that they're going up.

Ok, but wash the cheetos dust off your hands first, and be care; it's not a toy, ok?

Which Persian rugs lad? What colour?

you were never even an item and you knew each other for 10 minutes. calm down.

I WILL NOT! I WILL TASTE HIS SWEET STARDUST ONCE AGAIN

my hearts doing that weird thing again, sort of beats fast for a bit but really strange beats, like its struggling almost, ever hoovered a screw or a nail or something like that through the hoover pipe? sort of feels like my heart is doing that, how long do i have left Dr Apu?

i know this isn't cola but she seriously over reacted.

My girlfriend is tripping on lsd without me (we planned to but I'm busy), pretty fucking salty and annoyed

I've been eating Wotsits is that okay?

ALSO WE DATED FROM DECEMBER-FEBRUARY so that's three months, not 10 minutes plus we were a discord couple before that.

have you ever had sex on LSD? is it even possible?

t.only ever done valium and weed

No young man, it's a very expensive engineering model. NOT a toy, understand?

The red garrys that I purchase via onions and seven proxies. l337 h4x3r

No, no sorry Tim i'm not really a hacker I promise. Yes I know you want to be a United States citizen away from this vile country with non humanbeings I can't help with that I'm afraid

Unc's shit himself again! Rodney you plonker!

Id say it's likely to either be palpitations or severe indigestion. Do you have any stomach problem already? If you're really concerned go to your GP and ask for an ECG. It's not sore but you'll need to get your kit off for the nurses wahey.
Dr. Fren

>that's three months
That's nothing. And how were you not a couple after three months? he obviously never cared.
>plus we were a discord couple before that
nothing but a meme. online relationships are not real.

Oh right you figured out how to buy drugs off the deep web as well as being fluent in rhyming slang. Very impressive.

thanks Dr Fren, definitely doesnt feel like indigestion to me, its been happening on and off for years, never really painful just unpleasant, just thought id ask on here and hint to the lads that i might be dying haha ;_;

no i do it involuntarily and also not loud enough for anyone to hear

I had a dream in which i was burned alive trying to make poison water fist weapons for people i was in school with 10 years ago. Got a nice gorey shot of my arms being burnt off. Absolutely horrifying.

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watching only fools 2019, it's mad, del just got stabbed by a load of black teenagers
why hasn't he moved out of peckham yet???

HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WILL TASTE HIS SWEET LIPS PNCE AGAIN AND CARRY HIS CHILD

scissors
on his head
scissors on his FUCKING HEAD

Are you being sarcastic?
I'm in a good mood, don't be such a negative nancy

has peckham not become all trendy and vegan and shit yet? i was told thats happened to benthal green since i was last there (10 years ago)

That other user made a good point, a higher than you would expect percentage of suspected heart attacks that emergency ambulances attend to are indigestion related. It really can be indistinguishable from heart pain

Oesophageal discomfort can be very unpleasant lad and people often mistake it for a heart attack.
Try taking some OTC antacids like gaviscoj and ranitadine and see if that helps, if it doesn't, maybe go see your GP. Theyll do an ECG to rule out anything cardio and maybe do an endoscopy to see what's going on.
Hope you feel better soon.

No.
Tough shit, I'm in a bad mood and I'll do what I please.

I've got a Persian rug, it has many colours.

Any lads here watch porn recreationally