You wake up to this (femcel)

Pull her close to me and kiss her

This

What is a M*noid?

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pic related is my reaction you disgusting fat cow

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M'void the m'noid

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Holy shit it's not like that guy is any better looking either.

>typical moid behavior

call yourself a robot and you won't settle for any less than an 8/10 housewife from 1950

>won't settle for any less than an 8/10 housewife from 1950
damn right I won't, why should I??

Roll out of bed and make some pancakes. Wonder what the fuck femcels and moids are.

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>wearing makeup to bed
sort yourself out you silly bint

are you farming replies for a reddit post or something

>ywn have gentle morning sex with femcel-chan
Why do I live?

Not with that attitude user. Have you tried being yourself and giving her a firm handshake?

oh god those pancakes look so goddamn good

You like that huh user?
Wish you were digging into a stack of soft, squishy, juicy pancakes?

Tell me, what would you drink with it, you disgusting degenerate? Some hot chocolate milk with whipped cream perhaps?

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Cum in her ass and get her to roll me a blunt.

Because that simply is not an option for us nine times for ten. I can sit on my ass until I get a tenured job teaching at an Ivy League, but that is not realistic and I will not be happy if I spend my whole life obsessing over an ideal I most likely will never have. Especially if you will not work hard enough to bring equal value. An 8 out of 10 homemaker with enough skill and intellect to be worthwhile can reasonably expect a fit, interesting, normal partner who brings home a good paycheck.
And if mommy and daddy were telling the truth, a 5 out of 10 can become your 7 out of 10.
Fuck that was bloomerpilled or bluepilled.

You fucking hedonist why are you doing this to me.

kiss her in all her morningbreath glory and fuck her with my morningwood

Where's the fun in normal? I think you should strive for your ideal at least while it is feasible. Settling is disrespectful to both parties.

There's no need to be ashamed. Just pull up a seat and dig in while they're still nice and hot. Time spent in a material incarnation is to be savored, let us indulge.

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fuck this pussy pancake mother fucker, bitches like french toast

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>Femcels
>Ever existing
Guess I wake up next to one everyday.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GIMWoIkbv9E

There is no such thing as a femcel. Stop this meme.

>sugary carby garbage

Bacon and eggs are the superior breakfast item you can't debate me.

why dont you make a sausage and stick it up your ass you gaylord

Wonder if this is someone who would call me a moid. Then cook them breakfast and go to work.

Well, if it you give someone a go and she is a dumb roastie or is just not for you, that seems fine. But I would wanna at least ya know, try a 6 out of 10 with motherly traits rather than bitch that I cannot get A Leave It to Beaver wetdream woman and spend my whole life alone, jerking off on a Lithunian horse poetry image board when the qt 6 out of 10 might be very beautiful on the inside and be a great partner.
But I am a grand wizard, what do I know about women?

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I would be disturbed that I woke up next to someone I don't know.

I don't want to sleep next to anyone I don't have an emotional connection to, that's fuckin weird.

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You have a kind heart to want to give others the benefit of the doubt user. I get where you are coming from now. I pray you may find a good woman before the end of this era.

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Bacon and eggs for breakfast is unironically a jew trick.
youtube.com/watch?v=KLudEZpMjKU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays

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If "femcels" look like that then Jow Forums is right to say that they don't really exist.

bernays is probably the biggest piece of shit in the history of america

Nah, Kellogg is.

This.
His kind took away my foreskin.

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The only problem I have with her is the piercing because I fucking hate piercings

start crying and sobbing as I ask her why the fuck is she in the bed of some worthless degenerate

Have sex and breed white children. Ay femcels want to do this?

You know you can just take those out right sweetie?

Prob do what I did with my ex. Pull her on top of me and she cuddles firefly while I feel her back up and down as we contemplate calling in for her for a few more hours in bed like that