Tfw not sure if I wanna hit the strip club tonight or not

>tfw not sure if I wanna hit the strip club tonight or not

What do I do lads?

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Dropped a grand the other at my local club. Go have fun user

This is the only comment I have about strip bars:

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If singles you must enter the gentlemen's establishment and have their derriere flaunted by your face

I've dropped Gs at the club before, it's always a good fucking time

LOOKS LIKE I'M HITTIN THE CLUB!

Which one do I go to lads? The D or Kay's?

don't go they will fart on you. a stripper farted on my face. never again.

It's never happened to me. I'd be absolutely DISGUSTED if it did tho

Was she at least hot? origangkaly

hell no even worse she was kind of old. having PTSD flashbacks just thinking about it.

How do you get sex a strip club?

damn thats nasty. did she at least apologize or did she pretend she didn't fart?

pretended she didn't fart and try to scam me for more money because I was a noobie. had no idea the service when by songs. don't go not worth it.

>had no idea the service when by songs.
Hoo boy

yeah you should have stopped her there and then for farting yuck. you can get pink eye from that

What kind of experience do you get dropping that much money? Just a longer dance?

Grabbing hella boobs and ass, lots of FILTHY talk, VIP service, big butt in your face

But you dont get to bang so wtf

I only hit the strip clubs when I'm at Vegas cause it's cheap over there compared to the strip clubs at my town.

You can get a high-class escort for $1000.
You can get several non-high class whores for $1000.

Imagine spending $1000 and you don't even get to fuck. Hahaha all you get is a woman dancing and showing her tits. Ultimate self cucking.

>Giving women money for existing and not being ugly
>Can't even touch/fuck them
Putting pussy on such a pedestal is ironically why you have trouble getting women in the first place