User Quest!

You are user, a level 1 university student at Chaniversity.
You have a bed, a sick bass guitar, and a desk with a laptop. Your sleeping skill is maxed at 100, your bass jamming / music skill is at 75, and your shitposting skill is at 75. You have 20 dollars.
1 or dubs decides what you do.

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Get naked and knock on nextdoor that isnt yours

Go outside and take a look around

go walk in the first open door I see on my dorm floor

Buy a staff of air and train Magic

Plan to kill someone.

You step outside your dorm room. The room to the left of yours smells a bit funky and has some kind of smoke coming from the door. The room to the right has strange noises.
2 or dubs decides.

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Make your roommate film you eating a cheese covered roach

cum on the doorknobs

clearly go make a sandwich what the fuck, fuck those doors

knock down the door to your left

improve bass skills

Barge in right door.

Knock on the smokey door and ask for some weed

bust in and ask for weed

OP here, remember, you can reroll.

Kill myself in a ravioli oreganoli way.

6 seconds apart these two

take a dump in front of them

the original reroll, let's get that bass going

Peek under the doorways

Masturbate onto guitar.

originoli reroll

Bust in the room on the right and scream "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING" while furiously tearing off your shirt

Go knock on both doors and rush back into my room

Reroll oregano
Not me user

rerolling for this poster's gem idea

reroll for this un

Loudly masturbate in front of the right door and kick down the door when you climax

Reroll because hell yes

Kindly and gently knock on the right door and ask them to be quiet.

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reroll
cursed thread we got here boys

reroll for politeness and kindness

reroll
how the fuck has no one gotten dubs or 2 yet

reroll for this absolute nice person

Reroll for kindness.

Take a sniff of the smelly door and pass the $20 in

OP here, getting slow. First post to respond gets to pick what happens but it has to be from a post that's already been posted.

Knock on the right door and ask to be quiet

Thanks for the support lads. Rolling for the people

Rollig for this brah

This thread is cursed. The gods of Jow Forums deem it unworthy of dubs.

A Level 5 Brad and Stacy answer after audibly getting out of bed and getting dressed. Brad confronts you and claims you play your bass guitar all the time and he doesn't ask you to "quiet down". He then insults your manhood by saying you get no pussy.
3 or dubs decides (hint: Brad's weakness is Chad!)

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Attack Stacy

Take off my pants and spray liquid shit and stomach acid at brad

Apologize for loud bass playing and admit you were unaware that it was enough to disturb him, and foster a friendship that will prove useful later on

Leave without saying a word and knock on the door with the strange smell.

Reroll this oregano

say "oh I'm sorry, I've just been struggling with the circle of fifths, you can go back. to doing you mate" go back inside and play minectaft

shit, looks like he got it first, fuckin reply wait times

Yo it's boutta get toasty

>Is confronted
>says nothing and walks away

Damn we really are playing one of us

You leave as Brad and Stacy go back into their room to no doubt resume sexual activities. The chill stoner dude who lives next to you answers and invites you in to get high, saying that, "You're that dude always laying down sick jams, right?"
Not even an hour later, someone knocks hard on the door and a voice which sounds like Brad's calls out to open up. You are also high now, and so you may experience things which are not actually happening but will not know for sure.
4 or dubs.

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Talk about lameee

Buy a 20$ rope and hang myself

Puts on Arthur Morgan voice and opens the door and says who the hell do you think youre talking to boah

let brad in, stab his eye with lit joint

strip and open the door and pose menacingly at whoevers there

It's all ogre OP, fuck your thread

I invite brad to "chief this blunt" with Hampton and I so he can talk about how tight that pussy was

open the door, pull down my pants and spray the hot cheeto shit and stomach acid at brad. It's fuckin happening this time goddamn it

Take my shirt off before opening the door. Embody Chad, casually flexing and exuding enormous big dick energy. As I open the door I say "yang gang wazzuh"

Just sit there and giggle, letting the stoner do all of the work

reroll oregano. I really fuckin want this to happen

>may experience things that are not actually happening

What the fuck is in this weed? Shit must be laced cause that doesn't happen

Keep getting high and ignore him

Start screaming because the weed is laced

Tell the stoner bro about how Brad's an asshole, and call my childhood friend Chad up and ask him to join me.

invite him in and get him high. When he's high, we all have a threesome

Well, whaddayano? I got the four.

this guy got dubs tho

yep, arthur got the dubs first so you know what that means boah

Lurk moar newfag. If you don't even know how dubs work, go do your time in the

I don't know if you're new or baiting, but that's not dubs. Dubs have to be at the end of the number, user. Internal dubs don't count.

I just want the arthur morgan voice damit

It might not be the dubs but its the best option partner

@Anonymous
the numbers do NOT work that way!!!!please lurk more before posting. Thanks!

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"You can't fix stupid"

yeah me too, this should be a good route

Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect which is it boah

goddamn it, fuck the doors, go write the best bass lick of your life

c'mon user, where's the next part?

Okay so we all agree this one actually made it right?

yeah, as much as we wanted arthur morgan, that made it

Yeah, I agree. I'm the dude that posted it, though.

open door

knock out brad, steal his wallet contents and run

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I posted the Arthur one and I agree with that

>be me, lv 99 wasteman
>less talents than lv 1 student
mfw

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You open the door for Brad.

reroll for ded thred