Why not date a chubby latina?

beggars can't be choosers, not original

Did you see that shadbase big booty Latina milf comic too?

One of your whore ancestors must have fucked some paddy Irishman, that's why you're leprechaun size

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Oh shit that seems legit I think my nan was irish do I still stand any chance with a latina

Idk, try mixed martial arts and maybe you'll give them the whole Connor McGregor vibe. He's about 5'4

>Cons: None

Disagree. They will play stupid mind games with you and do ridiculous shit tests. Luckily they tend to have a low enough IQ where that shouldn't have too strong of an effect.

But yeah, fat assed latinas are my fave and they will love you like crazy if you treat em right.

I'm built like a noodle but I will try and Connor is 5'9 or 10 I'm pretty sure

Sorry I was thinking Chad Mendes or somebody. Start working out

i once fucked a chubby latina, actually 2 different ones

tehy were chubby in all the wrong places though. no tits, unshapely ass, just a fat belly

fuck

Yesir I will get into mma become a 5'4 killing machine and then return one day with a latina girl thanks for your advice user

>Cons:
>your kids will be hideous little nonwhite goblins

What is a Spanish Chad called?

user, seriously, anyone that isn't morbidly obese won't even give us a chance. You should know better.

literally: don juan

in fact, the term "don juan" was the word we used before "chad"

Alejandro probably

check it out: djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/

basically a 'how to be a chad' guide from the olden days, before tinder

good one: bookofpook.neocities.org/

latinas are crazy as fuck. I have yet to find a normal one. Maybe that's just women in general though

I am and its pretty comfy. Our bed is so warm at night

Yeah, robots really need to preserve their top tier aryan genetics.

Texas you dumb faggot

I did this too. The bright side was she would let me choke her purple then cum in her without a condom. Good personality

>con she'll dump you once she gets her green card

I LIVE IN OHIO YOU DUMB FAGGOT

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So did I when I was underage, then I grew a pair and moved here

Reported for being 15

Florida. Unless you are actually Autistic you can get one pretty easily.

>the book of pook
"Well, it's worth a try, let's give it a quick read"
>what every skinny guy should know
"Alright, that caught my eye, let's see what it's all about"
>I've put on this and this much muscle blah blah blah, fat chicks, average girls, hot girls blah blah blah
"Oh wait a minute, what's this?"
>I'm 6'3"
*close tab*
Every fucking time. I feel like an idiot for even expecting anything else.

>Why not date a chubby latina?
Ok

>will be grateful for your affection
Sounds good.

>will make you lick the sweat from under her boobs
>will be your booty-bully, and will sit on your face and force you to orally pleasure her asshole
Uh... ya know maybe you should have quit while you were ahead.

We aren't really that short here , just emotionally cucked and alcoholics.

>cons
>none

What about this?

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yeah, but there's some good information in there too. it's kind of like "jsut be yourself" but read a few other ones. when i was talking to girls back at uni, i would read some chapters and it would help me do better when talking to htem

i'm 5'6 and fucked two ugly girls, never had a gf, 25yo. i'm a NEET shut in tho

>Doesn't want to be forced to press his tongue against a pre-pooped shitlog
It's like you're gay or something

Latina here
If you're white you stand a chance regardless of weight or height, just learn basic Spanish and go to Mexico.

ensena tetas puta

In California the Mexican girls are just as difficult as every other race I feel like.

I'm actually autistic do they just not want us? Is there ANY female that would take a sperg?

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And the fat mexican neet fugged em both, on live camera because they turned up to a soccer game he watched.
I wish australia was like that, whenever I walked past the celebrate chubby sporty girls(And some actually eat bbq and have nice asses).

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mfw juan but not don
mfw have big ass latina neighbor
mfw not wanting to go for her cuz she is an instagram fag
mfw she drops me clues of her fat ass but dont feel sexual shit with her cuz my brown genes are fighting with the white genes to see if i like her or not

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Because they don't like anyone except latinos and whites.

>posts white hispanics he'd never get instead of the ugly goblinas that they actually look like. They all look like this by late 20's:

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Sancho.

Latinas are crazy as hell and age terribly.

>cons
Not white

>will be your booty-bully, and will sit on your face and force you to orally pleasure her asshole

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