How do i find a boy to play starcraft with?

I wanted stats to win it all feels bad man

The game is literally free now.

I used to be high diamond but quit years ago, why play ded geam?

I could play with you some but I only play custom bullshit I haven't bothered with the base game itself since like the first season or two in wings days.

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I wished whitera was still competing in these big tourneys, he was the reason why I started playing, stopped at diamond in hots

I'm 2 games away from plat
its not that dead still probably the most active rts game other than maybe AOE 2

i dont play custom games i dont really like them that much.

idk him i only recently started playing it

>foreigners competing against gook overlords
truly SC2's best years are behind it

sounds like too much of a hassle
I hope noone plays with you desu

I thought about playing but then remembered I'd have to find my battlenet key thing and learn how to play again which is too much hassle

That's not very nice thing to say why even post here then

oh well

Then I guess you'll just have to find another guy, my highway days are long over.

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I think Im gonna practice warcraft3, with reforge coming out this year, fun times ahead

>why even post here then
Fake e-girl attention is my only source of nourishment
also post feet

add JDM#11952

ill stick my way.

i want to play that pretty bad.

this negroe knows what's up

do i have to be a whore to get people to play starcraft 2 with me

Posting timestamped tits would definitely help your case.

I'm not going to play starcraft 2 with you, though.
Make a new thread when reforged comes out and we can play that one together.
don't forget to post feet, too

its bad when im ironically considering it

i will be able to find friends that play that though

no play overwatch or apex with me

As long as you remember the golden rules. Tits or GTFO, and picture related.

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I used to be grandmaster back in hots but I don't play much anymore. I'm down to play teams games or 1v1s.

Cameri#6179

>i will be able to find friends that play that though
no you won't

i do have apex, but i made this thread specifically looking for starcraft 2 players.

hmm

you're going to be way better than me though.

dang, i'm bad at starcraft. lmk if you wanna get some epic battle royale loot with me

Stand and deliver. It's what we're all waiting for.

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I really don't care if I'm better than you, I just want somebody to play Starcraft 2 with again, all my friends stopped playing. I can offrace to play at a lower level. What league are you?

Makoroni#7777

i will play starcraft with u

Not her user, but do you play fortnite? If yes I wanna add u and play duos

Stand?

I added you, im plat

added

Yes. Stand and deliver. It's a saying. Hop to it. Chop chop. Your little corner of the world is waiting.

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Have they created a modern remake of the original starcraft yet? SC2 sucks ass man. I mean ham is delicious and jews are fags because assmeat is the best, but SC2 is bullshit.

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I don't see why you don't like it.

They did a remaster of the original sc, does that count? Supposedly nothing but graphical updates.

Stop giving whores attention you thirsty niggers

is it worth it? i never tried it.

i dont want a attention i just want sc2 friends

>but SC2 is bullshit.
Ur-Quan masters is the real SC2 bitches!

youtu.be/atkqWv8251s

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>They did a remaster of the original sc, does that count?
Yeah that's what I mean. I'll have to look that up but modern code seems to suck really hard. It's almost always the bullshit copyprotection that fucks me but they go way too nuts with inefficient art assets and shit takes forever to load and 99% cpu/gpu power non-stop.

Would I have said "supposedly" if I had any actual knowledge about it?

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If you haven't played this before you newfags for the love of Juffo-Wup stop being Non and either become Juffo-Wup or Void you motherfuckers.

youtu.be/N3OB7Kjfm0A

sc2.sourceforge.net/

These types of threads just explode with replies while more worthy ones die. Pathetic fucks.

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I didn't get your friend invite

Cameri#6179

Oh shit, that's my discord not my battle.net btw

The HD remake is also good. I don't like all the remixes but some of them are great and most of the graphical stuff is very well done (not all of it.)

This is fairly must-have if you have a 4k screen since the original is fairly awful at high res.

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shut up jontron

whats pathetic about wanting friends

added again

>whats pathetic about wanting friends
I have millions of microscopic friends who would love to meet you!

M/F?

>shut up
Only if you make me.

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>"female here"
>constantly bumped
>300+ replies
this board is hot garbage

>this board is hot garbage
All the more fertile within which to cast my seeds!

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im f obviously.

*makes u*

>im f obviously.
youtu.be/37OWL7AzvHo

>*makes u*
*arrwwu!* (excited seal sound)
How?

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>*arrwwu!* (excited seal sound)
youtu.be/Ji9qSuQapFY

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>play starcraft with
patrician tas-
>starcraft 2
Could you have worse interests? I'm not sure it's possible.

>Could you have worse interests? I'm not sure it's possible.
Don't be mean. They said they're asian that's like a free pass.

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>They said they're asian

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>i'm a girl
Since you post here you're probably a tranny.

can you teach me how to play?
i am a brainlet

please be nice.

sure i can teach anyone that wants

>sure i can teach anyone that wants
Stratos#1719

is that your battlenet or discord

go away nagi, you are a mentally ill chink tranny

battlenet

what is a nagi?

>playing retail
holy kek neck yourself nagi

>what is a nagi?
you, the avatarfagging wagey cuck

I have never played it but you could show and teach me and crush me in the process, this has been a slow boring night for me

OK but how do i find a gf to play an MMO with

>please be nice.
This is me being nice.

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>OK but how do i find a gf to play an MMO with
Did you spell MOM wrong?

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sure i dont mind

i play ffxiv too

oh thanks for being nice

i mean a mom gf would be cool too i guess

idk if i'm really interested in you OP, it sounds like you got a bunch of dudes lined up vying for your attention. also i'd want to play an MMO from the beginning to endgame on new characters

>i mean a mom gf would be cool too i guess
youtu.be/3_5oRtBDtfg
PRETENSION!

PRETENDING TO BE MOMMY AND DADDY!

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that's a cool track, thanks for linking. liked and added to a playlist

just offering is all

When you played catch a girl kiss a girl... after they ran you'd run after the one you like... and that was the ONE you were trying to kiss!

... but the rules have changed. And in this day and age it's no longer just catch a girl kiss a girl. You no longer have to just kiss a girl... A KISS AIN'T ENOUGH!!!

And it's no longer just play boys and girls but now it's catch whoever you can and kiss whoever you can AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH WHOEVER YOU CAN!!!

... but I DON'T CARE! THE BIBLE IS STILL RIGHT!

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would you even date an asian guy or are you one of those asian girls that looks exclusively for white guys

of course, im fine with any race.

>im fine with any race.
Race to the finish!
youtu.be/5dLdB7vRLcA

Explain to me why when my class was playing catch a girl, kiss a girl I was a hundred feet away and throwing a rock far enough to knock someone out. I did, and it got a girl I just don't know who and I don't really care I do it again.

Cvnka plays Smite learn your lore. Sub to twitch channel.

Dude! When I was six years old and the kids came up with this idea I said "that game is a stupid kids' game fuck y'all who wants to come with me and get nasty in the bushes?"

None of the girls did but a couple looked VERY curious. We were six though, so my idea of getting nasty was probably like ... actually I don't even know.

I'VE GOT SERIOUS ISSUES AND I'M ALL OUT OF TISSUES!

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Soon thereafter a school-wide ban on going in the bushes was put into effect.

The announcement included: "AND I THINK YOU ARE ALL AWARE OF WHO IS RESPONSIBLE."

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Later on the vice principal responsible for instituting the ban "I don't know what they plan to do in those bushes but I don't care enough to give them the chance and find out." Was very angry at me for hanging out in the trees, which I assured him were not technically bushes because bushes are not trees.

Later I was given a test to measure "if he is actually retarded or genuinely evil" and I scored a 98th percentile score. From that point onward he insisted that I would grow up to be evil criminal scum.

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This article was way better when I first read it like 2007 or whatever.

>WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of kitten huffing impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate. God is a kinky freak who watches you poop.

May I be your (male) BF (male) and watch you poop?

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I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm a very `special` boy.

youtu.be/0ePlY3f6WqM

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Wow I'm so kawaii and play vidja games! STFU.

>STFU
Bless you! It is cold season isn't it? Do you have a mask? Unfortunately as I mentioned I have plenty of issues but I'm all out of tissues.

You illiterate or something retard? Even 12 years old know the difference between a sneeze and STFU? Fuck off you tranny fag who thinks playing games makes you Einstein in intellect and uniqueness.

You know now that I think about it I recall an old treatment for excessive mucus from olde days of yore when they believed due to bad humors you might suffer from excessively accumulated mucus which would back up and drain from the nose...

Watch out though you could put someone's eye out with the high pressure. It'll come out like a fire hose!

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God you retards on this thread have a fucking fetish for colds. Has it ever occurred to you that a sneeze does not equal having the cold?