"The true redpill is becoming a pirate. If you're not actually owning a Sunseeker boat that's faster than most coast guard boats and pillaging while becoming the scourge of the high seas, then what the FUCK are you doing? It's 2018, this is what white men need to do now. All the loot and plunder will make you rich almost instantly.
There are actually """"""""""""men"""""""""""""" out there who have not yet signed up to join my crew. How pathetic is that?
Take to the seven seas now and you will not have to be a wagecuck anymore! Anyone who wants to join my crew can sign up in this thread.
Manlets and brainlets need not apply."
Each sailor shall bring one item with him on our beautiful Sunseeker ship, rations are graciously provided by our dearest Marlon and made by Mario and Alfonzo, so you know it's authentic.We will raid the Anglos, Constantinopole and the Jewish costline, by that order. PERKS INCLUDE: FREE Tendies FREE Akvavit FREE Gf's of your choice at each port we pillage
The meetup will be at 8/8/2018, at Hunnebostrand on the Swedish west coast
I'll be a crew member. I have insomnia, will lash out violently at random, have issues with substance abuse and will probably suffer from psychosis at some point though. Are any of those a deal breaker?
Ryan Brown
Also I'm racist as fuck and an antisemite, but I guess that's a given since this is Jow Forums
Carson Turner
Deal breaker? You are the best frontliner, worst case scenario we just tie you to the mast and have our ((white)) doctor give you your medicine come on now, only whites allowed so we can bleach the ports we pillage, we only have an honourary jew as a surgeon
Eli Cook
I like being having my boipucci eaten by somalian migrants. Am I allowed in?
Brayden Reyes
In the ship we have no immigrants, a leaf has it's needs tho When we pass by african lands you will be entitled to two anal licks per day
Brody Martin
3 licks is a must, I gotta hydrate these anal fissures.
Nolan Flores
Post the position and name of your desire We already have 3 crewmembers for our second ship "The Coalburner's Toll"
Qualified Chef, certified up to 24 meters as master and 1000 kw as engineer, good undertanding of ELV/LV and 3phase electrics and can resolve rs232/nmea0182 output sentence conflicts. also fishing guide. i want 30% of the booty or i report you to the feds no thats how you pirate younglings
Gabriel Perry
You certainly are quialified my aussie friend Any certain position you want? Also you will get the regular 2% of the loot like all crewmembers
I will settle for nothing less than Master, unless a more qualified candidate is nominated, in which case i shall accept Mate or Engineer, on the proviso they pass a quiz of my devising. I will not go to sea with a numpty
oh, and 25% because fuck you. and now thats 27% because pay debnts
Xavier Torres
Expert pirate here, will I be able to find one piece?
Samuel Bailey
I was in the Navy and worked in the engine room. Permission to come aboard?
Leo White
I would gladly give you 25%, if you run a boat with 4 people in it
Ayden Hill
im a racist electrician and boats are neat
Hudson Brooks
whats the difference between starboard, garbord and larboard?
Thomas Roberts
>I would gladly give you 25%, if you run a boat with 4 people in it give it a week
Isaiah Carter
Permission granted, welcome aboard soldier, you will be the boatswain
No one piece fags allowed, change your stance on this thread or answer aussie bros questions
Colton Martin
No one piece no deal go drown yourself matey
Julian Flores
Very well my friend, welcome aboard by that you mean
Change boatswain to Cheng (chief engineer) and you got a deal.
Carter Kelly
>by that you mean clearly, i mean that given a week i will command a ship with crew of 4 if this faggotry is allowed to continue
Gavin Reyes
We do have another one piece fag actually, we won't activelly mobilize the entire fleet to search for it
Aaron Gutierrez
>googledoc
Nice try antifag. Fyi for the newfags: this is an antifa tactic for doxxing people. Open incognito or log out of google before clicking on this
Luis Adams
does hwndu jeebus still post here, or was he just another momentary elcelebfag?
Joshua Ortiz
but that's what I gave you permission to do You will be supported by our entire fleet and the 25% of the loot your crew grabs will be yours, even more if you cut a deal with them I suppose you wanna be the captain, name your ship and we will find you your crew in no time sure ol' chum
Jordan Rogers
he does are you retarded? I just didnt know any other way of linking a doc list fag
Dominic Collins
>clicking on google anything yeah nah
Jose Parker
Sweden did this thread the other night. I already joined his crew.
Ethan Turner
here, I'll post it Taylor Swift’s Revenge - Crew (46)
Captain - Sven “Forkbeard” Falk - (Vl3Vfalk) No. 171326336
-Officers First mate - Buddy “Tripssson” - (YNWgJWpJ) No. 171326444 Guy who sits on sails - John “Yahoo retard” - (q2ABeZlr) No. 171326785 Retard - F. Ackin “Almost muteneer” Leefe - (GmDtSUoG) No. 171327424 Head Honcho/Torturer -Mark “Seeing a nigger, I pull the trigger”- (HH87Juv5) No. 171328168 Lieutenant - Mike “Bloodlord” Statham - (/HQrXQNS) No. 171329214 Diplomat - Jacob (((I’m white))) Shneider - (3WeGG1al) No. 171329645 Taleteller - Vlad “Non conformist” - (g8xV2neL) No. 171333136 Sailor - Normal “I know my maps” - (NJt798oA) No. 171333481 Navigator - Johny “Neptune” - (pwz359FD) No. 171334594 Archeologist - Indy “Archelobogist” Ford - (4gRRwBln) No. 171336118 Chef 1 - Mario “Bad cook” - (uo1C18tB) No. 171337841 Quarter Master - Bruce “Mad Lad” - (MnVlCcxt) No. 171338611 Purser - Mike “Ol’Chap” - (BOkgXNXn) No. 171339082 Chef 2 - Alfonzo “Good cuck” - (BVJwOQxX) No. 171339518 Battle Priest - Aeron “Mad dog” Wayne - (jqeoEcGb) No. 171340206 Boatswain - Juan “Brainlet” - (IQ80uN/F) No. 171340783 Marine - Averel Jones - (16tgs7em) No. 171341185 Musician - Jack “Carpenter” Hyde - (nHF/hjbK) No. 171341194 Ration Giver - Marlon “ the Feedster” - (Dvcz4Fn3) No. 171341232 Surgeon - Jordan Shekelstein - (axYM7g7n) No. 171341632 Thief - Abraham - (p1Ad9cNK) No. 171342657
-Crew Diavola “Somali” - (tfjTP6nU) No. 171326668 “Tinfoil” Muttson - (Gtf6yjoh) No. 171326716 Svan “Egg lad” Valkom - (4K90I9wu) No. 171326867 “Madman” Ivan - (w4277Gb) No. 171326911 Jahvl “Demon of the Sea” Vryk - (VRYKGE40) No. 171326917 “Fun YES!!” John Smith - (nj8K9KcC) No. 171326923
Camden Scott
John Cena - (tmkhCwik) No. 171327084 Dane “4U” Leskinen - (F0W1kFOC) No. 171327936 Nyrvk Johnson - (iuzFbj6i) No. 171328191 Emu “Cannabalist” Wilson - (Nuh9EdBu) No. 171328822 Frank “Wentch Banger” Miller - (c4KqtZWX) No. 171329791 Adam “Weeb” Dichsteiner - (RjV4ttud) No. 171330090 Norselad A.A. - (Ug3Xw9RI) No. 171333775 Salty “Salt Nigger” Bob - (MIjqt6QC) No. 171334188 Stephan - (O6kFzZet) No. 171334790 Englishman “3’s of 2’s” Gallowglass - (6uyKJnZn) No. 171335523 “Bad chef’s bitch” Jacky - (KeVfKJt7) No. 171336680 “Land Locked” William - (CYtCCFZY) No. 171339269 Nicolai “ the German” - (5O5yRQAg) No. 171339907 Vi Kang - (M7NR/Dod) No. 171340565 Marko “Fuck Hobos” - (yEKjZHVL) No. 171340862 Adolfo - (Bfv5Q9yO) No. 171342914 Markus “the Netherlad” - (NCfLvzdI) No. 171343198 Martin “Fury” - (K6Kpsl7Q) No. 171343438
I know, I'm his navigator, which lad are you?
John Martin
ftp you stupid cunt
Asher Sanders
yeah, and im going to add myslef to that list > I'm his navigator do you evn into set and drift?
Carter Bailey
I will add you as the captain of the second ship, this is the first ship's crew and yes, I do
Jeremiah Hall
Come on people, just accept the redpill This is what white men are meant to do, why haven't you already joined us in pillaging lesser peoples' towns and getting FILTHY rich?
last time i saw this thread it had a svenOP. is this some autistic larping or do you madmen really have a ship? post ship or gtfo.
Jose Nelson
Do you really have a ship like pic related? Asking for a fren
Brayden Richardson
I am part of his crew, read the post, Sven Falk has more than 1 ship waiting for us at Hunnebostrand at 8 of August, this is one of the reasons we even do the general
Ryder Lee
ps. gonna ask the captain to get a few photos for you and those threads in general, gonna take some time tho, he is at work for another 2 hours
Robert Rivera
Ok then. I can ward off evil spirits, raise wind and outsmoke most. Do you need a witchdoctor on board maybe?
Caleb Gomez
Now THIS is some LARP Pics of the fucking boat or nothing is happening
Cameron Murphy
-> Very well, you will be Shekelstein's extraterestial assistance
Why can't you? You just have to fly over, or wait for us to pick you up at east coast along with some american brothers of yours
Asher Jenkins
idk hellas, i think this will end as some gay boat trip for autistic neets or you will all go to jail for hatecrime or whatever, dont forget, this is sweden. if you post more of a well thought through plan id might even join. dont forget, we are white men and no niggers, we dont just sail into the blue.
Samuel Moore
I mean we have 3 days to plan this, you can't expect much, just posting a day and getting crewmembers at this point We won't go to jail because the retards joining are specifically ordered not to wear pirate outfits and act like schizo's in the middle of Hunnebostrand, that all happens after we enter international waters Concrete plan and photos incoming, just have to talk with cap'n first, expect a much improved thread next time
Noah Barnes
>Three days to plan this Fucking what, you don't just plan this shit in three days. You need boats first, then you need supplies, THEN you need crew.
Jason Murphy
Have had* as in we have been planning this for three days now We have the boats, so the rest should be considerably easier
Aiden Diaz
he means they are just 3 days into planing right now muttbro
Xavier Carter
If you come to American coast I will be a boat wench. I can do basic dentistry, cook, clean, and sing good diddies, and I've been planning on leading a life of white collar crime here anyway, but your ship sounds like more fun.
Christian Ward
very well, i will wait for your plan, godspeed hellas
Camden Bailey
If you cannot fly over here it is a mere scheduling problem, 4 other americans are schedule to be picked up on the east coast
Thank you for undestanding austrian, godspeed to you too
Grayson Powell
Very curious about this ! I'll probably be in the region around the 8th august, might pay you visit, see what's going on. I have a mathematics, physics, chemistry and programming background and speak French, english, spanish, a bit of german and a tiny bit of norsk. Might be useful as an onboard druid, navigator or some shit
Okay, fair, but this will definitely take more time and resources to be successful at all.
Ayden James
nibba we have 3, all we need to do is recruit so some people actually show up You can be the second ship's diplomat, welcome aboard if you choose to tag around
Alexander Brown
>Shekelstein's assistance Not what i signed up for mate
Austin Gonzalez
3 months*
Second ship's voodoo doctor?
Xavier Hernandez
Very nice, i'll be sure to at least come by !
Logan Martin
Aye aye, cap'n.
Luis Williams
Stats
6'1 215 lbs, larger than average dick, HATE women jews, blacks, etc. I drink way too much.
Am I welcome?
Ian Lewis
I can also grow an excellent mustache
Carson Cooper
Sure thing, you have just the resume for pirate work chum
Owen Jackson
If you're picking some others up at East coast I'm there
Thomas Gutierrez
Im a guy who is tired of land life i can shoot pretty good. Know how to work a cannon from civil war reenactments . I can fish. Bit most importantly i would like to try to kill a human just because the high i het from killing deer is so great i feel like a person will be even more satisfying. Hopefuly you still have open bunks and beer , i will settle for rum and doctor peper .
guys gotta oversell a bit don't expect us to be lawful tho, we gotta feed ourselves and get some riches hitting on coast villages and doing general mischievery, we have guys on the inside of museums, just think how much we can get, don't be a wage cuck or lawfag >implying towns and villages have aero coast guard
