Became so obsessed with asses that i'm willing to fuck just about anyones ass

Would it ruin it for you if there was a small amount of shit on your dick during or after intercourse?

God dammit, one day

In 12 out of 32 instances I have had sex with a woman, I have fucked and ejaculated in their ass.

I'd wear a condom if that was an issue

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old pic, i look better dressed as girl

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damn i'd definitely cum in there

Then to be more specific if there was shit on the condom would you be too grossed out to try again or still see that person in a sexual way?

No, but i'd rather have you clean your asshole first

Why don't you just enema lmao

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I mean my asshole would be clean but I'm not going to like scrub out my insides.

If I had to do an enema before anal sex I simply wouldn't have anal sex.

Just think, if you could do what you described atleast a couple of times or once and mindfully, vividly remember well enough, you could probably live it out over and over again in your dreams. You just need to find a dirty slut gf down for a weekly fuck, that and a place of your own to take her back to. Hopefully she won't be psycho and fuck with your home.

Lol, what's so bad about an enema?

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This board is offically gay

Just seems like a lot of work and preparation. Like it takes the excitement of deciding to go for anal on a whim away. Also I don't think I'd ever want an enema, seems kind of gross and not sexy. That's why I'm curious how anons would react if there was any poop. Maybe I shouldn't risk it and just say no to anal.

It's literally just squirting some water up your butt real quick.

Is there a makeshift way to do it at home or do you need special things to do it? Still probably not something I'd ever do, I don't think I'd even want to have sex after flushing shit water out of my body. Just seems like a mood killer.

Yeah, press the opening of a disposable plastic water bottle against your butthole and squeeze it. Shitting allover the place is more of a mood killer than taking a couple minutes to be hygienic.

Do it like an hour beforehand if you really think it's such a mood killer, give yourself some time to get back in the mood.

So I should not do anal? I'm not giving myself an enema. If he wants to stick his dick in my ass it will have to be in the moment, it's not something I really want but might do it in the moment. I'm gathering from your answers that it's impossible to have satisfying anal sex without an enema, is that correct?

An enema just minimizes the risk of getting shit dick. You can still get buttfucked without one, but you're taking a needless risk that can easily be mitigated.

Socal? Im in inland empire area

fresno unfortunately lol

source for the image user?

willing to go about 2 states north to get cummed inside?

too far. also fuck Seattle

yea fuck seattle but i'd rather fuck you

made me hard dammit

Anal sex is disgusting, porn has made you retarded.

sauce?

orignaloes

anal isn't that great. vagoo is much better, also don't need to use a condom or have to deal with shit on your dick

trojan????????????

Don't fall for the anal meme. I really understand the allure of the anus but it's a lot of effort. Have to lube up and play with it for a while to loosen it, this is on top of normal foreplay. In the end you get shit on your dick and need to have a shower. Stick to vagina

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I just want to EAT ass desu senpai