Well Jow Forums I finally did it. I got my own place. Now how do I acquire a sissy gf(male) to use and abuse?

Well Jow Forums I finally did it. I got my own place. Now how do I acquire a sissy gf(male) to use and abuse?

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Take me take me
Take me take me please

Let me just check this OP image without reading the filename first...

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>that far left

The one on the far left has a really nice ass. Mine looked like that when I was twenty. I should have became a sissy.

I'm in Colorado
Ian Torney#5095

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I will be your advisor and help you accumulate sissies if you give me my own private room in Jow Forums mansion.

Imagine the smell origilik

Based chamberlainposter, but no this isn't the Jow Forums mansion (yet). All I'm offering is a studio apartment in Colorado.

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If I make it before you I will open a sissy conversion division in my company. You can be president of sissy development.

>left middle has a furry mask

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Why didnt yiu say so? im in asia. I no have passport

Based big-dream poster
3D furries are the worst, agreed
RIP any chance for our relationship

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Why r9k a gay board?

How about you kill yourself you dumb faggot?

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>How about you kill yourself you dumb faggot?
"No!"

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That no is about 60% right faggot.

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How do people have such nice butts

Mine is flat and covered with pimples and shit from sitting at my office job all day every day

Images like these make me understand Omar Mateen.

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Get off your ass and exercise

is it wrong that I want to have my cock locked up and my asshole fucked so much that I no longer associate sexual pleasure with my dick?
I wanna be creampied like this.

I chuckled.
Very based post

"Owning a place" is a fucking meme spouted by normal shits who still deny that success is genetically determined (which it is). An ugly autist will not get laid even with an appartment in New York, Chad will get laid even if he is a weed selling loser living with his parents at 30.

>studio apartment

Ew poverty-stricken OP lmao

It's no shame to be poor, but it's no great honor either

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Fuck these faggots. You know they don't change the sheets at that hotel.

FUCK I WANT TO BE A RICH DOM DADDY AND HAVE A DEDICATED SISSY PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIVING ROOOOOOM

so horny and lonely right now

based lonely and horny poster

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>tfw 28yo virgin with a nice ass and twink body
Started to shave everything but my legs and it feels so arousing. I wish futas were real.

Its so hot how many have just completely given up on being men and live to serve cock instead. I have no doubt weak men survived this way all the time in early times. To just surrender to being a bitch, to never fulfill the primal directive and instead just get pounded in the butt in exchange for a bit of security... fuck I want to use and abuse them

you are right, I live to be used and abused by superior men

maybe get off your ass and try to exercise

You were born to be a bitch, forever. Strive to be a good bitch and make sure 90% of your diet is cum. I mean man cum, the hot thick stuff that can actually impregnate someone, not your worthless infertile squirt. If you were mine, every time I slammed a load up your sluthole I'd stuff a plug up you before it could drip back out, and make you walk around like that until my steaming nut was fully absorbed into your whore guts

>use and abuse
>not coddle and protect

If you perform exceptionally well for daddy you will be rewarded, but I have no desire or time to just mindlessly dote. Its called AFTERcare for a reason, if you can wrap your airhead sissy brain around that.

lube, sweat and shit
what a disgusting stink

yeah exactly, lmao that's why I posted that, and retards think this is a sexy picture, holy shit I mean I'm gay but I'm not retarded

Honestly I couldn't handle most doms like you, I get hurt way too easily.

If they were prepped to get fucked then theres not gonna be any shit smell... more likely a medley of floral lotions would be in the air.

Good sissies keep eating to an absolute minimum as it is. They need to be ready to get fucked at the drop of a hat, whenever their dom feels like pushing their face into the floor and relieving his pent up energy

I'm just super horny and spitballing right now, realistically I would want a balanced and respectful relationship ;D I do get consumed with lust sometimes though, and a bit of a monster comes out

you are perfect, no need to change
i wish I was yours you sound like youd be a good master

Sucking up like that, poor thing must be pining for cock so hard it hurts. I'd give you your fix, but I suspect just once wouldn't satisfy you for long...

Wish I could come home every day to a pile of dumb sissies, I'd keep them pumped up with viagra, mdma, and xanax so they'd all just be writhing and humping against each other, all slick with perpetually leaking precum, every few minutes one of them yelping and having a sissy squirt. I'd just watch them for hours, every once in a while pulling one out to fuck and they'd all get jealous and fight for my attention :)

How can you be gay then when gay sex smells awful?

You've fucked up if it smells awful

Assholes generally smell like shit

Not after they've been thoroughly evacuated of shit using tools designed to do just that

Stick your cock in a faggot's asshole and you get shit and hair particles lodged inside your urethra. Unavoidable, no matter how many enemas the faggots undergoes beforehand.

are you an batman villain?

Yes! They call me the Trapper-Keeper, and I will stop at nothing to attain my ultimate lusts and carnal pleasures, no matter how many bois must become feminized! BWAH-HAH-AH-AH-AHHH >:)

So how did you do it? What's your work?

Wow, the speedrunning
dot com meet looks intense.

I thought it was a programming enthusiasts convention

Ugly flat asses

You fags really need to leave this board.

this is an immensely cursed image and i'm a fag who generally doesn't mind dicks. take this the fuck back where you came from or so help me, no one wants to live with you in your shoebox apartment.

Did your old man tell you this from experience? Was he imparting some worldly wisdom to you?

thank fuck I'm not the only sane one left, Christ