Schizophrenics of Jow Forums, what are your delusions about?

They're retards though. It's impressive how easily a few words can cause them to break into a fit of hysterics and attack me.
But then I get to press charges, send them away, get them fired, and so on. It's the biggest dopamine rush ever.

I'm jealous of you. They mostly succeed in controlling me even though I try hard to be wary of them. It's just hard for me to tell when they're lying to me.

no this is just anxiety, this is constant for myself. don't think I'm schiz, schiz is another ball park.

delusions of thought broadcasting.

ALWAYS assume they are. Everything about their existence is a giant falsity.

>this is just anxiety
Good. I was worried my medication wasn't working. I have been hospitalized for bizarre delusions that made me behave erratically and completely lose touch with reality, but I got better.

I try, but then I have to completely isolate myself or else I fall prey to their schemes.

Do u feel like u are the main character and people are just npcs to feel ur purpose in life?

I thought I was getting telepathic blowjobs all the time.

I experienced some kind of Lovecraftian vore or tentacle rape once. It was purely a tactile hallucination. I thought I couldn't see the tentacles because they were extradimensional like the Dunwich horror. I became convinced that the source of the intrusion was the ventilation system, so I blocked off my floor vent.

The thing u schizos get wrong is while everything is a lie they genuinely believe a lot of it is the truth and they will convince themselves that it is

That fucker thinks he is the main player in this game clearly a schizo

I thought I was a major side character in one for a while does that make me a schizo too

schizo symptons are pretty normal for every human life is weird and somethimes we forget that other things have the same conciusnes that we do

>that other things have the same conciusnes
>things
What things?

humans dogs etc

same, sometimes I'll be thinking some stupid fucked up shit in public, someone will look at me, and I'll freak out and think they "heard" me

Every time this happens, I deliberately think "Oh sorry, I didn't know you could read minds" and it makes me feel better.

I had a temporary psychosis due to drug abuse, i guess it was somewhat similar to schizophrenia. Fuck that shit big time. Godspeed to all the faggots dealing with actual schizophrenia.

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Not schizo, delusional disorder here apparently, most of it is about surveillance and the usual delusions of persecution. My psychiatrist thinks it fits the realm of possible, and I don't hallucinate unless I don't sleep for a day, hence the diagnosis.

>disliking the CIA makes you a schizophrenic
Wew lad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_violations_by_the_CIA

Schizos make history

Fun fact Most schizos think they are christ being persecuted.

>tfw making history through my relentless assault on the jannies
That's because I am persecuted.

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Maybe are u involved in illegal stuff druggtrafick child porn or black hat hacking? If not ur just another schizo if yes u are being watched but they will just put u in jail and jail is comfy

>Most schizos think they are christ being persecuted.

those are called larpers

>Most
who told you that? did you happen to google schizophrenia for the first time just now or what?

>temporary psychosis due to drug abuse
what was that like? what made it so shit?

I fell for Jow Forums memes & have become a fucking paranoid fag.
I've always been the type of person to look over my shoulder while walking & always been scared of people following me.

4-5 years ago I started getting in to linux & security, which just made me become ultra paranoid, to the point where it's affecting everyone else around me.

else I just got trust issues which makes me want to leave my girlfriend (which I've been with for only 2 weeks now) constantly.

I just want to not be so fucked up all the time

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anyone else here have a schizo diagnosis but completely disagree with it?

None of that sounds unique to schizophrenia. Quit being an anxious little bitch

Yea it's probably not.
My sister had hallucinations & heard voices, with an actual diagnosis.
I doubt I have it, but I'm not quite mentally normal either

Stop watching russian child porb u faggot you will get 20 years

>My sister had hallucinations & heard voices
what were they like?

I really respect your dedication to electronic security. I want to up my own game, but I'm unsure of where the best place to start is and whether I've already screwed myself over by not being on the ground floor from the beginning. I understand if you don't want to share information, but what would your recommendations for someone interested in improving his cybersecurity be?

from what I've been told she saw people holding knives & weapons, telling her if she said anything about the people she saw they would kill her entire family.
Her voices where telling her to just kill herself & how worthless she was...
She started cutting & even over dosed on meds due to voices.
She wasn't born with it though (or maybe she was to a small degree), but she got really sick due to a sickness she got which affected her for years, that might have caused it to become more extreme

privacytools.io/
Privacytools.io is a great place to start!
It really depends on how deep down the rabbit hole you want to get.
I'm not saying privacy is a bad thing, but it certainly limits you a fuckton, not to mention people will start suspecting things about you (see )

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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